The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

[Super Collie]

Looks like Tammy has a stunning new profile picture

I forgot, is she the one with the forehead fat, or did she grow one too?

Why did you post a picture of a football someone drew a face on? Did you really think we'd fall for that?

 

[creamyfanta]

Looks like Tammy has a stunning new profile picture

I forgot, is she the one with the forehead fat, or did she grow one too?

Sigh this picture is depressing. I find Tammy a lot more sad than the other one. The other one seems happy to be fat and dying, but Tammy always seemed to have some self-awareness. Her eyes look so sad

Or maybe I'm giving the Michelin man too much credit.

It's really weird to see two people who are so horrific looking being all make-upy and excited about their new make overs. It's like putting a wig in Sasquatch...just doesn't cover up the ugly.

 

[TheHoopzProphet19]

Sigh this picture is depressing. I find Tammy a lot more sad than the other one. The other one seems happy to be fat and dying, but Tammy always seemed to have some self-awareness. Her eyes look so sad

I think that too. Her dating page leads in with the classic "I don't give a fuck what people think about me". I've always thought people who say that are desperate for others to think they don't care, but actually are self-aware and care a lot. They seem to post those sappy quotes about happiness and whatnot on their facebook, too. Whereas someone who was (at least) somewhat satisfied with their life wouldn't seek out that kind of crap because they don't need reinforcement. But who knows, I could just be full of shit.

 

[creamyfanta]

I can't imagine having grown up being Tammy. The other one at least looks semi normal (other than the fact she is Jabba the Huts sister), but Tammy actually looks deformed, what with the forehead ugly growth and all.

Quasimodo-esque. Makes me sad. Idk.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

The Slatons in a nutshell.

By the way, they also deleted the infamous "We need ur help" video, but nobody seems to have reuploaded that one.

 

[creamyfanta]

What is she saying?
"Anyhow?" "Hey yall?" "Meow?"

 

[January Cyst]

"Hey yall?"

This.

We also have proof that they live with someone (their parents most likely), you can hear them screaming here:

That solves the mistery who enables their self-destructive behaviour by buying all that food.


Also, you rarely see her body, but when you do it's pretty spectacular

 

[Lady Colin Campbell]

And I thought Barb was fat

 

[The Knife]

And I thought Barb was fat

Barb fluctuates . The Slatons are eternal.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

We also have proof that they live with someone (their parents most likely), you can hear them screaming here.

Oh, yeah. The ones you see there are Momma and Brother Slaton, and their stepdad lives with them too.

I don't know how they managed to fit at least five hideously obese people plus the cats in a single, tiny home, but they did.

 

[OhLordy]

How in the hell does it do the toilet?

 

[Lady Colin Campbell]

Barb fluctuates . The Slatons are eternal.

Nah, they're only here for another couple of years.

 

[Bugaboo]

Nah, they're only here for another couple of years.

Much like a whale, after they die their bodies will become a thriving ecosystem for decades

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

Nah, they're only here for another couple of years.

But Tammy's forehead lump will (sadly) live on eternally in our minds.

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

Apparently Tammy's already preparing for death, she recently uploaded a picture of her future grave.

Spoiler: Wow, it just became real to me

 

[dunbrine47]

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I swear I have seen something like this a long time ago.

Spoiler: One old video game reference later.

 

[likeabadgirlshould]

The Slatons in a nutshell.

By the way, they also deleted the infamous "We need ur help" video, but nobody seems to have reuploaded that one.

Thanks, i really wanted a simple sum up of these monsters without watching more than 3 of their vids.

 

[Warden]

Oooooh so the mystery of who buys their food is solved. All this time I thought they lived alone.

I wonder what it's like in that house when someone walks in with a new load of groceries.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Other than being big and with a deformed forehead, is Tammy also mentally challenged?

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

Other than being big and with a deformed forehead, is Tammy also mentally challenged?

Is water wet? Is a rock hard? Are cloud water?

The fact that they think they're 'okay' and 'healthy' should be the hint that they're not well in the head. Also, their dating profiles mentioned earlier in the thread. I'm gagging thinking about them.