The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Miss Misery]

$10 says they don't tape those drywall joints before they mud.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

$10 says they don't tape those drywall joints before they mud.

But...you kinda have to do that... Fuck it, now I want the Tranch to start a home improvement youtube channel. I'd donate money to them just to see them buy expensive equipment and use it completely wrong. It's been over a year now, has there been any injuries on the expensive as fuck metal stairs they put in?

 

[Hecate]

We have been blessed with another I Spy-esque image of the property. [A]
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Penny thanks everyone for their donations, they’re going back to the rez at the end of the month. In the meantime, he had to temporarily shut down the GoFundMe and stop spamming nonstop about it because he has to work through his health issues apparently. [A]
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And today he shared dog pics. [A]
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Spoiler: pics

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"haven't checked in in a while, I wonder how the tranch is looking?"

dude, you know a property is messy and trashy as fuck when you can see all of the mess poking up from under the snow.

also love the fact that they are still hauling water out to their animals. it's been how long and they still haven't piped up a water trough? hauling water is one of the biggest wastes of time and labor on a homestead, and they're doing it in the fucking snow lmfao

 

[Meiwaku]

>buys Bales month to month and doesn't know how to store them outside properly after years doing this
> No bale feeders so hay is wasted
>buys new generators yearly because they keep breaking or are overloaded. Does not dispose of broken ones.
>Has a "horticulturalist" on site, but yet no crops other than weed. Not even potatoes.
>Buys shit tons of food from Costco still, not even local farmers markets.
>Has to buy big pharma estrogen for rest of life
>Never laid a waterline for your herd of 200 alpaca, or sheep/chickens/ducks etc.
>Fucked up land so no way to have any natural forage for your animals.
>Never made chicken tractors to help re-fertilize the land they fucked up.
>Never made a rainwater collection system to water animals or their lack of plants or use Jarrods outdoor shower.
>Never made underground storage/ VERY EASY and cheap trash can root cellars for bulk food storage.
>No vet for animals that are clearly sick, emaciated, or dying. Likely no on-hand farm meds for these animals either for them to do it themselves.
>Grifts for almost all money or receives charity jobs from friends.
>Makes net losses on their troonstead every year


WE ARE OFF GRID AND PRO SUSTAINABILITY YOU CHUD BIGOTS!!!!1111

 

[Aunt Carol]

I wonder when we'll hear the results of that alpaca necropsy they were having done last year. @Alpaca Autopsy Expert?

 

[wopirish]

I wonder when we'll hear the results of that alpaca necropsy they were having done last year. @Alpaca Autopsy Expert?

They thought the alpaca was trans and started injecting it and giving it titty skittles. The Alpaca then 41% itself to escape alpacaushwitz .

 

[Bob_]

>buys Bales month to month and doesn't know how to store them outside properly after years doing this
> No bale feeders so hay is wasted
>buys new generators yearly because they keep breaking or are overloaded. Does not dispose of broken ones.
>Has a "horticulturalist" on site, but yet no crops other than weed. Not even potatoes.
>Buys shit tons of food from Costco still, not even local farmers markets.
>Has to buy big pharma estrogen for rest of life
>Never laid a waterline for your herd of 200 alpaca, or sheep/chickens/ducks etc.
>Fucked up land so no way to have any natural forage for your animals.
>Never made chicken tractors to help re-fertilize the land they fucked up.
>Never made a rainwater collection system to water animals or their lack of plants or use Jarrods outdoor shower.
>Never made underground storage/ VERY EASY and cheap trash can root cellars for bulk food storage.
>No vet for animals that are clearly sick, emaciated, or dying. Likely no on-hand farm meds for these animals either for them to do it themselves.
>Grifts for almost all money or receives charity jobs from friends.
>Makes net losses on their troonstead every year


WE ARE OFF GRID AND PRO SUSTAINABILITY YOU CHUD BIGOTS!!!!1111

How long until they cut their losses and disband. If they don't get another serious grift going I can't see them lasting until next winter.

 

[The Final Troondown]

How long until they cut their losses and disband. If they don't get another serious grift going I can't see them lasting until next winter.

I can see penny going full jim jones and saying that anyone saying the tranch is failing is a TERF agent and threatening them all to stay

 

[Oxyjen]

How long until they cut their losses and disband. If they don't get another serious grift going I can't see them lasting until next winter.

When they did the big Lakota grift around Christmas time, it seemed obvious that they were desperate for cash.
The injection of $7200 (or whatever) from that, assuming it did all or mostly stay at the Tranch, I estimated would last them about 3 months. That GFM has been closed and basically forgotten about as soon as it got difficult of course - so much for the $5k a month gift to a random Pine Ridge resident.

Once summer arrives they should have lower costs and maybe the odd jobs will be enough to keep afloat but look out for another fundraiser coming pretty soon.

 

[stupid frog]

So how much cash disappeared from that grift?

 

[Dickens Cider]

So how much cash disappeared from that grift?

Depends. How many people on E-Bay are selling MIB transformers?

 

[Sneed Weed]

Happy one year to this thread ya spergs

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

I reckon we've got at least another two years of the ranch before it collapses under itself. These operations often tend to survive way longer than you'd expect. But we will see a haunting decline and I reckon as the animals visibly get worse, there'll be more of a backlash on socials. I think it's more likely to do a slow burning spiral than go out with a bang, no thanks to Earl.

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

I'm still curious about that Ash Coyote documentary. Either they quietly bailed on it and it's dead and buried, sadly never to see the light of day, or they're saving it for another scheme, and will start another fundraising push to coincide with the documentary's release. If it's the latter, Ash may be making various last-minute adjustments at their request in an attempt to craft a perfect propaganda piece for getting sympathy points from woke liberals.

However, I expect it won't be very effective, we've seen how their income stream had dried up from the last few fundraisers so even among the foolish crowd who's social and political sensibiilities lead them to throw money at troons, even among them the Tranch's story is wearing thin. The reaction could easily be less "oh poor trannies being attacked by Nazis, here take my money, let me help you you poor oppressed thing!" to "Oh, these people... again? Wait a minute, why do you need MORE money?". I know those people tend to be gullible, but even they have a limit, and the Tranch is really going to be pushing that limit hard if they keep it up with the constant e-begging. A fancy documentary isn't going to change that for the masses. Only the troon zealots will still fall for it, and if your goal is raising as much funds as possible, appealing to a small, ideologically insular group to the exclusion of the wider population is the OPPOSITE of what you should be doing.

 

[AGPinochet]

Regarding the continued existence of the Tranch and their financials.

Phil, Kevin and Michael are inseparable, especially in the case of Kevin so wherever Phil goes Kevin will be dragged along. Jarrod, the FTMs and maybe Sky I could easily see scattering to the winds and ending up who knows where. In regards to their finances I am curious as to why they have not staged another Earl attack (a thought that popped into my head, what if Paul is for whatever reason threatening to expose that they faked the first one for whatever reason? Does not make a lot of sense to me even though I thought it up as why would Paul want to prevent another Earl Grift but not other types of Grifts?). A possibility is that Earl may in fact be real and may have actually been fought off by the Stunning and Brave tranchers.

@Emperor Percival Tachyon
The Gash Documentary is also interesting in that it is taking forever to come out, the propaganda piece theory does not really hold water in my opinion because it would be a propaganda piece regardless. How long has it beenn since it was announced?

 

[stupid frog]

But Ash has the footage that will prove Earl is real!!!

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

But Ash has the footage that will prove Earl is real!!!

I've managed to acquire, develop, and reconstruct single frame of the footage.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

New project alert! Penny cannot write for his life and it’s kind of funny [A]

Progress ft. a pic that’s begging to be turned into a PNG when I get a chance [A]

This is not going to end well. The wallpaper is stubborn, and even if it weren’t, we all know how they go about everything in their lives: in a horribly misguided way. [A]

Spoiler: pics

Bonus

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

That poor house is so fucked it's not even funny.
Whatever they're being paid having that house actually fixed up is going to cost the owner at least three-four times as much by the time they're done.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Cool house and I am almost certain they haven't tested for lead or asbestos.

Mesothelioma arc coming?

Here's the address, etc.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/375-Drunk-Horse-Ln-Westcliffe-CO-81252/194791958_zpid/

Also, I suspect the doco is stagnating because of the Bonnie situation.