PinkRibbonScars
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Radahn is the easiest shardbearer imo. He's gonna summon all the npcs and spam lightning from a distance, he's gonna one or two shot it. The meteor is the only thing that might kill him
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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Nineteenlevels
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How do people look forward to this. Can't he do wwe 2k22 or something to mix things up even a little bit.
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It seems no matter what Phil will gin tweet if he has low tips at night lately. I'm sure he used to be able to hold back.
I wonder which will give out his mind or body at this rate. We are certainly in a race to the bottom with those two.
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Allow me to vent and sperg about his Skyrim playthrough.
Like seriously, holy fuck, for a man thats currently playing his 2nd playthrough and watches his wife play Skyrim every day, hes so fucking disguistingly shit at the game. He invented the most boring way to play the game. He's lvl 43 already btw. He rushes in, standing still pressing power attack, until the enemies come to him (dealing fuckall damage because he hasn't improved his sword), he dies (gets blown up because he hasn't improved his armor), then after he dies, he reloads and spawns 2 summons to do the fighting for him, while he stands behind them, watching them while having his smugass look/mouthbreathing. When not engaged in combat he giga stalls the living shit out of the game, reading eevery single line of dialog, overexplaining shit, inspecting eevery item he gets in the game, while manically turning his head to look at his monito for MUH TIPS. It's honestly one of his worst playthroughs and a disservice to the Elder scrolls franchise.
Like seriously, holy fuck, for a man thats currently playing his 2nd playthrough and watches his wife play Skyrim every day, hes so fucking disguistingly shit at the game. He invented the most boring way to play the game. He's lvl 43 already btw. He rushes in, standing still pressing power attack, until the enemies come to him (dealing fuckall damage because he hasn't improved his sword), he dies (gets blown up because he hasn't improved his armor), then after he dies, he reloads and spawns 2 summons to do the fighting for him, while he stands behind them, watching them while having his smugass look/mouthbreathing. When not engaged in combat he giga stalls the living shit out of the game, reading eevery single line of dialog, overexplaining shit, inspecting eevery item he gets in the game, while manically turning his head to look at his monito for MUH TIPS. It's honestly one of his worst playthroughs and a disservice to the Elder scrolls franchise.
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Foreign currency exchange fee added to the sender trying to pay in something other than their local currency is my guess?
Hall was in a promotion, which Phil openly admits he never watched, for the majority of the 90s, so young DSP only knew a Pacino impersonation outside of pulling for a sweatyman.jpg card of him these last several years. Also loved how Derich stopped trying after two lines of questioning that Phil couldn't answer for shit or even fake answer, guess he didn't have time to read a guide with all the Elden Ring ones he's got stacked up to review instead? "Oh that ladder match of course is great Derich!" Which ladder match, pigroach? "Oh there's a ton of great promos, remember the tag line oozing machismo, yeah he used to say that." Pigroach didn't watch Hall draw money in the late 90s, he doesn't know shit about surveys saying anything and probably only knows the nWo catchphrases by osmosis at best which is why he couldn't even quote that famous catchphrase either from memory. "Thanks for stopping by Derich!" Yeah, your son is off to ask hookers on twitter which way they face in cowgirl and reverse position of the same because even he knows now you don't know shit about Scott Hall's career as a sweatyman wrestler outside of bonus gem damage attached to his jpg and he can't get his autism fix for the recently deceased from you, it's why you're skipping any WWE games except mobile champions at this point dood.
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He has to let the hate he built up, due to not getting what he wanted, out somewhere.
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Doesn't he also have multiple playthroughs of GTA4, New Vegas, Demon's Souls...
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Guess the variety streamer thing is a night thing now. Guess he really needs that sweet sweet whale tips every day now. Though what will happen when he finishes the game? What "hot" release will carry him then through the coming games drought?
King of Hateful Slurs
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Sadly probably no the strat everyone seems to do is spam summon npc because they put them right in front of where you spawn and are instant. Sure he will die a few times but he can sit in the back and just cheese with lightning bolts and being 30 levels over the area.
Azuma Ninja
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It's posts like this that actually give weight to DSP's retarded claims of the detractors being conspiracy theorists. Not every wheelchair is the same person, dude. Guts is a Derich-like sub 80 IQ true fan that just really wants DSP's attention because he loves him and Zoya is an 'ironic' fan who thinks he's real clever by (not so) subtly trolling DSP while giving him money every day. Both incredibly huge losers, but in different ways.
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I forgot that I have potential good news for future entertainment.
Uncivil Law had his tube account hijacked by etherium scammers. He was notified by another lawtuber that his channel was running a stream about etherium. All his videos were set to private. He even has 2FA (you know.........like, say, the Line app! lol) He was stuck dealing with the tube chat function who said 'oh well'. As of this writing, he still doesn't have it back yet. Good Lawgic did a stream with him last night - I'll put it up below. I will say I believe these hackers are looking for channels that actually are somewhat popular so Phail should be good but you never know.
Uncivil Law had his tube account hijacked by etherium scammers. He was notified by another lawtuber that his channel was running a stream about etherium. All his videos were set to private. He even has 2FA (you know.........like, say, the Line app! lol) He was stuck dealing with the tube chat function who said 'oh well'. As of this writing, he still doesn't have it back yet. Good Lawgic did a stream with him last night - I'll put it up below. I will say I believe these hackers are looking for channels that actually are somewhat popular so Phail should be good but you never know.
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It's even worse because it's Skyrim on console. The absolute worst possible way to play Skyrim for a stream in the year 2022.
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The more Phil relies upon guides and keeps his mind focused on the most obvious hazards, the more commonplace it has become for the random shit to show what a lazy dumbass he is. They can't prepare him for everything, as they're not supposed to, since guides are not made for the likes of him. They're made for players who are struggling with legit shit, for normal reasons. No one who makes guides is expecting anyone to be running into spears constantly and not learning anything.
Phil keeps trying to avoid effort in his life, and no matter how many times it makes things worse instead of better, he just keeps doing it. He's not just dumb, he's insane.
It would be one thing if this was a turning point in a positive way for the pigroach, but we know it isn't. Playing so much Elden Ring doesn't have the effect it's supposed to so long as Phil makes it boring by not going it alone and actually trying for once. He has two options for not tanking his streams, embrace being a joke or legit stop being one, and of course he forces a third door instead, by busting through the wall like Kool-Aid Man, and making an even bigger joke of himself.
After all, nothing cements how much his personality problems run everything, more than watching him constantly refuse to relent on his self-enabling said problems. Backing down on anything bad he's known for, is never an option as far as he's concerned.
That, and his need for hypocrisy, as I'm convinced at this point that that's one of his vices too. He way too perfectly nails every opportunity to be a hypocrite, for me to think it's an accident. He ENJOYS how infuriating his comments are, and when he's not doing it on purpose, his lack of respect for a sense of fair play picks up the slack.
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God damn. He’s gonna milk the absolute fuck outta that one paypig.
SkippyLongbottom
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Has it been 3 months since Gamepass started? So add that to another list of $15/month subscription he never uses.
Imagine if he was still playing Dying Light 2 and Pokemon.
Lord_Point
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I do not, I didnt discovered DSP until somewhat recently after watching a mini documentary on YouTube about him. I would love to learn more about the break in saga lmao.
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I remember when GamePass was going to save the stream…
SkippyLongbottom
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Quick breakdown but it's a combo of a lot of things at once.
Says he can't afford to get married
Goes to CT to visit "dying" parents
Gets married while there
Meanwhile the "breaking in" was just talking over his garbage set-up and people made blueprints of how he could improve it. The fact he needed a sitter for their
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You are absolutely right, the guy has been an open wallet for Phil during ER and Phil knows it, get ready for hitting the tips goal right away everyday followed by the I haven't got a tip in 3 hours sad beg almost daily.
Phil is going to have to stall for a few streams and "explore" as if guided to victory. This is going to suck, hope it gives us some salt.
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Where alotta peepul seem perturbed by his decision to choke the life out of any chance that he might experience some genuine fromsoft frisson I personally find it entertaining in its own way. Imagine working a "job" you already despise and going out of your way not only to sabotage the end product for those who sponsor it, those who keep your vitriolic husk relevant in reporting on your every fart, sniff and cough throughout the "work" but also squeaking out every surprise the game has to offer ahead of time. Imagine paying for a cinema ticket and snacks only to sit on your phone and start reading spoilers halfway through the film.
God forbid you fall into the trap of forgetting who you are for all of 15 mins and experience a product, years in the making for what it could be instead of all it ever is to you; a styrofoam cup filled with zloty and muh Elden Ring playthroo scrawled on it. He truly can't allow himself to enjoy anything except jpegs or share anything real about himself with anyone beyond his greed and that's simply a result of it endlessly seeping to the surface like oil. We don't even need games to accentuate phil's contempt for the dream jahb that became a nightmare anymore. Waking up is enough to drop him right back into the most challenging game of all. It might be boring as fuck but I still get a kick out of him subsisting as everything he claims to hate and rail aganst.
God forbid you fall into the trap of forgetting who you are for all of 15 mins and experience a product, years in the making for what it could be instead of all it ever is to you; a styrofoam cup filled with zloty and muh Elden Ring playthroo scrawled on it. He truly can't allow himself to enjoy anything except jpegs or share anything real about himself with anyone beyond his greed and that's simply a result of it endlessly seeping to the surface like oil. We don't even need games to accentuate phil's contempt for the dream jahb that became a nightmare anymore. Waking up is enough to drop him right back into the most challenging game of all. It might be boring as fuck but I still get a kick out of him subsisting as everything he claims to hate and rail aganst.