DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Comma]

Just like yesterday with the person in a pot.
He ran straight at the single pot, babbled something about "why is there a pot?" and rolled into it, revealing it to be an npc. He then claimed "this was luck and he only wanted to see if something was in the pot" (Yeah right, thats why you rolled into it instead of hitting it with your weapon).

Timestamp at 1:24:13

Just posting this to have it archived what an insanely bad actor DSP is, and how he doesn't have any problem whatsoever with bullshitting his audience and lying straight to their face.

 

[Broomer]

just DSP turning a picture of a sleeping baby into a chance to remind everyone he's a human victim segment

Spoiler: tweet

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source, saw it on reddit so better give them a shout out

That's Dave being himself, he's a piece of shit as everyone knows, I wonder about the mindset of the idiot that had his kid on stream, prob. to "$2000 cat" it... (I'm probably missing context, "Johhny Gargamel"'s text doesn't in any way assure me he didn't do it for cash, so...fuck him as well! - unless I'm wrong due to missing context)

">streaming takes a lot out of you
Imagine saying that when people watching you work actual jobs so they can support you".

Mate, you've got your OIC: "Money through Crypto" and assorted people getting their money from the state...the only people WORKING for their money and sending it to Phail are the "funny trolls" - which makes them an even more sad species of humans than the most dented of heads... (you know d00d, I hate this bloke so I'll send him money over and over and over, to maybe get a laugh from those that hate him when I get banned, then I'll lather, rinse and repeat...)

Redditards and "ironic trolls" are the most fucked up of them all - apart from Derich of course, you never include Derich when talking about humanity...ever...

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

2 things:

Phil calling all trans people scientific mistakes is good enough to get him deplatformed if it spreads around enough.

Denying the OIC socks when OIC himself admitted to the socks is probably the worst lying he has ever done. His tells were the most obvious fucking thing you could see them from space.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Phil calling all trans people scientific mistakes is good enough to get him deplatformed if it spreads around enough.

On twitch maybe. Never in a million years on google. I'd be happy to be wrong though.

 

[Local Degenerate]

Elden Ring has legacy dungeons? So like WoW or FF14 where I can go back and farm old expansion content for mounts and cosmetics?

Nah, Legacy Dungeon is Fromsofts term for 'plays like a level from Dark Souls'

So, a dungeon, as opposed to the micro dungeons like the catacombs.

 

[JPG]

The stream has been saved.

 

[Coke Zero]

2 things:

Phil calling all trans people scientific mistakes is good enough to get him deplatformed if it spreads around enough.

Denying the OIC socks when OIC himself admitted to the socks is probably the worst lying he has ever done. His tells were the most obvious fucking thing you could see them from space.

Did he really say that? That's actually pretty based.

 

[UsedUp]

Funny how when 1 Whale disappears, another -hello Emil H- steps up and starts saving streams to show how much they have Phil's back by emptying their wallet.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

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Long past hiding his hate for his fans

"yeah, there won't be any ragequitting" this was his plan from the beginning. Leave it to Phil to not be subtle about it though....

Just posting this to have it archived what an insanely bad actor DSP is, and how he doesn't have any problem whatsoever with bullshitting his audience and lying straight to their face.

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Thank god he didn't strike that pot, that he would normally, and that anyone would.

No he knew to wait just long enough, and roll instead. *bulging eyes* "That was luck," riiiiiight.

Notice how he plays this game like he's one of those E3 presenters?

Slow walking, instantly knows where to go and what not to do, also has very strong weapons "conveniently."

Phil why were you so adamant on killing Tree Sentinel?! Almost like you knew what the boss was going to drop.

There wouldn't be so much "conspiracy theory" shit with Phil, if he didn't have history of constant lies, and deception.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

"No, I don't have a scat fetish. I don't make jokes about shit, butts or asses all the time. It's a detractor thing, because they complained about me making sexists jokes, then I stopped making sexists jokes and now they complain about my scat jokes. What's next? Complaining about me making 'Knock knock' jokes? Its stupid, these people can lick my ass!"

Phil is amazing.

“The evidence that I don’t make scat jokes is that I’ll finish my argument with one”.

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

Did he really say that? That's actually pretty based.

He got in a rant when people told him that "sissy" is a transphobic slur (in actuality it's homophobic but only in some contexts) and started talking about being all for inclusivity or some bullshit in the same breath as trying to pigsplain how gender dysphoria works (hormonal mistake, im paraphrasing) and saying it's "science," proving he knows nothing about psychology, science, or even how transgender people regard themselves.

Summed up as "you're a mistake but that's okay since I don't judge."

 

[UaineRunei]

Funny how when 1 Whale disappears, another -hello Emil H- steps up and starts saving streams to show how much they have Phil's back by emptying their wallet.

And @Piece of Peace is right, this whale is tipping in euro that converts do dollar. That's why this weird amount.

$109.47 = €100.35, so it's pretty possible.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Just posting this to have it archived what an insanely bad actor DSP is, and how he doesn't have any problem whatsoever with bullshitting his audience and lying straight to their face.

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The fact he chose to go to this random area, and roll into a random pot while scanning the area is hliarious. There are no soapstone signs anywhere in sight either.

Anyway, he can use this retarded weapon and lightning miracles all he wants, it's still a drab of a playthrough. Imagine being handed all these items and spells and sticking to only a Halberd and Lightning Spears. I've never seen such a pussy play a game like this. Even first timers don't play this bad.

 

[Fartsyde Dill]

My theory is it's a troll tip because the top lootbox in wwe is $110.47 I believe. He was off by a dollar.

the .35 is odd though. No need for it.

If so, what a amazing guy this troll is. He's fucking owned Phil right there lol. Hats off to the guy, this is literally best way I can think of to spend a hundred dollars. Good on you, Sir.



EDIT: debunked by @Iron Hamster below

 

[UaineRunei]

My theory is it's a troll tip because the top lootbox in wwe is $110.47 I believe. He was off by a dollar.

the .35 is odd though. No need for it.

Nah, it's a legit whale. Phil doesn't take tips from people he doesn't know. Last time, someone tipped like $5 and he said "Hey [guy's name] I see that you tipped me, but it's the first time I see your name here, just so you know...".

And yeah, that .35 is weird... Last time, Piece said that this might be some sort of small fee that it's applied for some reason.

 

[Iron Hamster]

If so, what a amazing guy this troll is. He's fucking owned Phil right there lol. Hats off to the guy, this is literally best way I can think of to spend a hundred dollars. Good on you, Sir.

I was incorrect. I still don't get the odd .35 for no reason.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

little late but he is unreal..

- calls his podcast a show
- treats it like a show with segments, an intro and outro
- claims that no one on youtube thinks they're a TV show
- youtube should be the ones giving his members benefits it's not his job to come up with content for his job

 

[Balr0g]

Just noticed in a month Phil's gonna turn 40 and his sub count still stands at 196k. Looks like someone has to make a lot of socks to get Phil where he wants to be (and wouldn't it be funny if Youtube drops a "delete old accounts from sub number"- hammer right before that? Though if he does not hit that sweet 200k I wonder who he will blame for it? Elden Ring?

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

he's awfully bitchy this guide speculation is really getting to him, only watches people who are behind him so what like people starting the playthrough?

Nah, Legacy Dungeon is Fromsofts term for 'plays like a level from Dark Souls'

So, a dungeon, as opposed to the micro dungeons like the catacombs.

ah ok that makes sense, so he's talking about the one he did stormveil, cause he's doing a really good job doing anything but the academy. He also dashboard wage quick cause of Godrick.

but I guess he enjoys them so much, I guess.

EDIT - REALLY getting to him, went on a banning spree after magically knowing how to beat a boss and exactly where to go to find the invisible slug.