DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Big Brown Schlub]

He's going to rant about why Twitch sucks, maybe praise Dr Disrespect for leaving Twitch, and then make it about himself and why his partnership ban for "HATEFUL! SLURRRS!" is bullshit.

I'll throw in a tenner to bet that he's going to say the phrase "That's the American justice/legal system for you!"

 

[Lady Adjani]

He's going to rant about why Twitch sucks, maybe praise Dr Disrespect for leaving Twitch, and then make it about himself and why his partnership ban for "HATEFUL! SLURRRS!" is bullshit.

 

[Iron Hamster]

 

[Hogan of the South]

I've done the research already
His great-grandfather and great-grandmother were from Italy, Making him 25% Italian. His grandmother is Polish and something else, not sure. His dad's side I have no idea, as I can't find anything on his dad tbh as far as relatives go.

I don’t want to know how you got his dna sample, and frankly I’m too scared to ask.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

That and how he Doesn't read guides but also read about something in the game but then also doesn't have time or care to watch other content creators but him and kat watched another content creator but then also chat doesn't hold his hand but thanks chat for guiding him in his interactive streams. sometimes in the same sentence he's change gears.

My favorite part is when asked who he watched and doesn't say. You know, because us trolls will come harass the guy apparently?

We all know is he most likely saw a shit ton of guides, watched a good streamer(he wont name them but off my head: Distortion2, Vaatividya, Happyhob, Lobos). I'm telling you now, no one would even think of going to their channels and harass these more respected content creators and members of a community.

He is simply not giving us the detail because he saw some Top 30 Beginner Tricks or just googled a guide and doesn't remember who the fuck wrote it. Or, he's just being Papavera'd.

 

[Freshtodeath]

He always does this with souls games. He will pretend he doesn't know what is coming up. But it's obvious because he will go literally everywhere except where the next boss is.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

What the fuck happened here?
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Kat's demon moving to a different host

 

[YokuNama]

https://www.ign.com/articles/dr-disrespect-wont-return-to-twitch-after-resolving-lawsuit

Expect a massive rant segment today.

You know what's funny? Dr Disrespect did exactly what Phil wishes he had the money, balls, and back (because he can't drive too long and needs medical attention after 5 miles on a freeway) to do, and he will still trash about him because he's more successful.

He's going to rant about why Twitch sucks, maybe praise Dr Disrespect for leaving Twitch, and then make it about himself and why his partnership ban for "HATEFUL! SLURRRS!" is bullshit.

Its just funny how he can't get over him getting banned for "Hateful Slurs" (if that was even the reason, I think him saying Nigg-ative and getting suspended alerted Twitch who kept an eye on him and discovered he's as big as a scumbag as the hundreds of complaints say) even though he calls people "mental morons", "mentally ill", and "dumbfuck idiots" for a simple question that goes against any iota of a belief he has.

He always does this with souls games. He will pretend he doesn't know what is coming up. But it's obvious because he will go literally everywhere except where the next boss is.

I have the game, i've definately looked at guides. Multiple streamers who are playing the game admit to looking at a guide. Just the nature of the game makes looking at a guide not a knock on your gameplay skills no matter how long you've played video games. Phil though.. for whatever reason, has to lie about it. We can see you have some prior knowledge in certain situations along with chat hand holding you. THAT'S FINE PHIL. Just admit it. No he can't, impossible, and get ready to get insulted and/ore banned because he can't take any criticism about having a help at the only thing in life he's does and done outside knowing food ingredients.

I knew back when he said that he wrote a script for John Rambo to be funnier than him and Rambo completely denying he wrote anything what type of person he is. Mr. Pretend Big Dick, even amongst your friends (at the time) who you didn't pay but bought a BMW in front of (and can't really drive cause, back) just to show out.

A lil power level, I recently got in contact with my old friends I left from a city I went to High School in without telling them, didn't say a word. I found and contacted them and they were just glad to hear my voice and make sure I was doing alright. 15 years has passed and I always felt bad about doing that. They didn't care and invited me to go out and meet their now families they have now. I honestly don't know how in the hell Phil fucked over his best friends enough over the years behind the scenes to get them to never talk to him, or even about him, again.

 

[Hungrymandinner]

What kind of sad existence must one lead to pay to watch an oaf reenact a video game playthrough of another person playing that same game? It’s like a moronic version of telephone, but with a 1-900 number.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Long past hiding his hate for his fans

 

[troll cult member]

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Long past hiding his hate for his fans

I like when his true and honest "fans" take the piss out of him before the camera is even rolling. I fully expect this toxicity to feed into his multiple pre-stream rants today.

Immaculate screen cap, very nice, sums up the whole relationship. Expect a $50 from Pinstripe Potoroo.

EDIT: And that retard got banned faster than a Formula 1 car

 

[Iron Hamster]

Its just funny how he can't get over him getting banned for "Hateful Slurs" (if that was even the reason, I think him saying Nigg-ative and getting suspended alerted Twitch who kept an eye on him and discovered he's as big as a scumbag as the hundreds of complaints say) even though he calls people "mental morons", "mentally ill", and "dumbfuck idiots" for a simple question that goes against any iota of a belief he has.

He's not banned. He lost partner program well before stationary negger. He left of his own free will.

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Long past hiding his hate for his fans

Nice example for the alleged new person.

 

[Balr0g]

He's not banned. He lost partner program well before stationary negger. He left of his own free will.

He ragequitted Twitch because his voice input was not recognized *snoooooort*

 

[Wasabi Panda]

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Long past hiding his hate for his fans

I don't think they care, it's like an abusive relationship.

I popped in a bit and saw he called Elden ring Dark Souls 4, then swaggins in chat was parroting his boyfriend. So Phil parrots twitter and swaggins parrots his abusive spouse.

I mean thats what they are right, Swaggins and Phil had that lovers spat over what to do at the end of RE2. Swaggens then went to live with his mother till things cooled of. something like that?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

"There have been zero contributions so far so no shoutouts that means I will do Q&A"
Why not just start the game?

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

This fucker had only a 40 minutes pre-stream, and instead of booting up the game he started an impromptu Boomer Q&A begment

 

[Kheapathic]

Having one of those moments where I unironically agree with Phil about wanting From to do something else besides Souls. But I'm also a huge mech fan and want Armored Core to make a come back, but not in that wonky online world shit they tried on the PS3 games. Hell, I enjoyed the idea of the massive frames, territory battles, and even being able to play the part of the operator instead of the pilot. But the online had such a short life-span and now you can't do any of that, once again bad online ruined shit.

Edit: Phil unironically supporting National Socialism.

 

[JPG]

DSP loves the horse

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxBhusHUwcS7cL4lp9-Hr99cvVqPwMub-Z

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Elden Ring has legacy dungeons? So like WoW or FF14 where I can go back and farm old expansion content for mounts and cosmetics?

I must have skipped that part of the game.

He also likes how it feels like a From Software game except he hates that it's like a from software game. Like REALLY hates it's a from software game, like eye rolling head phones off come back in 5 mins rant about rolling which included "does this happen in real life..."

I dunno phil, when I leave work I'll summon my magical goat horse from my ring and ride around till I find a giant troll or dragon, I'll let them knock me over with my sword the size of a buick door and see if I have to swing when I get up or if I can toss lightening out of my hand or make a magical dragon tail swipe as I spin, you fucking re....exception.

EDIT - went to check if he's playing yet and is this fucker serious?

he's going on about how people said he made too many sex jokes, so he made a conscious decision to make scat and poop jokes (Hi, phil! you know at least puzzle or MATI a post or 2) which he's mad people don't think are funny and like so whats he supposed to do?

I dunno, act like a normal human and actual mature adult who can have adult conversations with people but also has the brain capacity to beable to know the right time for a shit or sex joke.

dude really got offended people don't like his poop jokes, ahhh but no scat fetish here.

 

[UaineRunei]

"No, I don't have a scat fetish. I don't make jokes about shit, butts or asses all the time. It's a detractor thing, because they complained about me making sexists jokes, then I stopped making sexists jokes and now they complain about my scat jokes. What's next? Complaining about me making 'Knock knock' jokes? Its stupid, these people can lick my ass!"

Phil is amazing.