DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Anal birth]

What the fuck happened here?
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He really moves like that guy who gets possessed by the giant bug in the first Men in Black film

 

[Pargon]

"like asking me to smash a hammer against my face because people ask me to"

now that’s a marathon stream anyone could enjoy

 

[Anal birth]

It's English. I did his family tree in this post https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darks...l-main-thread-2.105216/page-203#post-10622577 if you are curious. His dads side is like a polar opposite of his super mixed Italian-Pollack moms side. Just Anglos marrying anglo generation after generation in New England. His dad has a fuckton of family that settled in Maine.

The fact that his maternal Grandmother is the Polish one makes it even funnier to me, somehow. It's highly unlikely that Linda would've grown up eating authentic eyetalian food at home, more likely Polish food and her mother's attempts at eyetalian cuisine so any slop she served up to Phil would be even further detached from the authentic stuff.

 

[JPG]

It's probably because italians are stereotypically talented, passionate, and phenomenal cooks. Not to mention hot blooded, which would "excuse" his temper tantrums.

Poles are stereotypically non-existent, because who gives a fuck about poles? So, instead of admitting even his heritage is shit, he wants to try to latch onto the good reputation of another people.

That's false, there are stereotypes for the poles.

I present to you the Polish shower:

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[Iron Father]

That's false, there are stereotypes for the poles.

I present to you the Polish shower:

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AKA an Irish Bath.

 

[tzgnilki]

just DSP turning a picture of a sleeping baby into a chance to remind everyone he's a human victim segment

Spoiler: tweet

source, saw it on reddit so better give them a shout out

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

What I find funny about the Elden Ring playthrough is that despite him cheesing the fuck out of the game and hanging around in low level areas constantly he has over 250 deaths. Most e-thots are probably doing better than him lmao.

 

[Iron Father]

just DSP turning a picture of a sleeping baby into a chance to remind everyone he's a human victim segment

Spoiler: tweet

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source, saw it on reddit so better give them a shout out

All I got from that is; "I'm a baby."

I agree DSP you are a baby. Pray you never have to get an actual job lmao.

 

[Balr0g]

just DSP turning a picture of a sleeping baby into a chance to remind everyone he's a human victim segment

Spoiler: tweet

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source, saw it on reddit so better give them a shout out

Wait is that real? His style of streaming shouldn't take much out of anyone. He barely plays games anymore and uploading to Youtube should be just a couple of minutes. If he would work on a construction site he would be dead wiuthin 5 minutes (just looks at his noodles he has for arms)

 

[Philbo Beggins]

just DSP turning a picture of a sleeping baby into a chance to remind everyone he's a human victim segment

Spoiler: tweet

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source, saw it on reddit so better give them a shout out

Hilarious. If you were that tired Phil, you'd be straight into bed after "work", not hitting the sauce and gin tweeting till 2am like most nights.

 

[Chef Autism]

just DSP turning a picture of a sleeping baby into a chance to remind everyone he's a human victim segment

Spoiler: tweet

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source, saw it on reddit so better give them a shout out

For a little more context, Johnny Gargano is a current WWE wrestler - Phil trying to turn the JPEGs into real life encounters.

 

[FaXmachine]

just DSP turning a picture of a sleeping baby into a chance to remind everyone he's a human victim segment

Spoiler: tweet

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source, saw it on reddit so better give them a shout out

Are those wrestling figures in the background? Maybe its more accurate than we ever know lol.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

For a little more context, Johnny Gargano is a current WWE wrestler - Phil trying to turn the JPEGs into real life encounters.

Former, he left a few months ago.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

just DSP turning a picture of a sleeping baby into a chance to remind everyone he's a human victim segment

Spoiler: tweet

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source, saw it on reddit so better give them a shout out

Playing video games is not a real job DSP.

 

[LolCowCentral]

There’s nothing wrong in principle with using guides if you believe it helps you in enjoying a game, to each their own.

What’s moronic is obviously using guides, deny it and then gloat about how much better you’re doing than most people, simply because your fragile ego can’t take people making videos on YouTube about your shitty gameplay and exposing how you suck far more than someone with an average IQ.

Agreed. Was watching MoistCritical (PenguinZ0) play and he came back from a break and said "i was just watching a video on this build while I took a shit so it going to try it" which is way better than Phil's "I had an epiphany"

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

just DSP turning a picture of a sleeping baby into a chance to remind everyone he's a human victim segment

Spoiler: tweet

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source, saw it on reddit so better give them a shout out

>streaming takes a lot out of you
Imagine saying that when people watching you work actual jobs so they can support you. Sitting, playing games, saying "Wow" "Ack ack ack" and reading guides takes a lot out of you I guess. I wish this utter wanker had to work an actual job for a year. Fuck me he is so removed from reality it's not even funny anymore.
But it's sad it is that I believe him when he says streaming tires him out. It's because he doesn't take care of himself and even sitting is hard for the fat stupid wop git.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Agreed. Was watching MoistCritical (PenguinZ0) play and he came back from a break and said "i was just watching a video on this build while I took a shit so it going to try it" which is way better than Phil's "I had an epiphany"

Just like yesterday with the person in a pot.
He ran straight at the single pot, babbled something about "why is there a pot?" and rolled into it, revealing it to be an npc. He then claimed "this was luck and he only wanted to see if something was in the pot" (Yeah right, thats why you rolled into it instead of hitting it with your weapon).

Timestamp at 1:24:13

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Just like yesterday with the person in a pot.
He ran straight at the single pot, babbled something about "why is there a pot?" and rolled into it, revealing it to be an npc. He then claimed "this was luck and he only wanted to see if something was in the pot" (Yeah right, thats why you rolled into it instead of hitting it with your weapon).

Timestamp at 1:24:13

To be fair rolling into things you wanna break rather than smacking them is something you learn to do in Dark Souls games just for that exact reason, but on the other hand Phil forgets how to navigate menus in between streams so...

 

[TheGoutburglar]

>streaming takes a lot out of you
Imagine saying that when people watching you work actual jobs so they can support you. Sitting, playing games, saying "Wow" "Ack ack ack" and reading guides takes a lot out of you I guess. I wish this utter wanker had to work an actual job for a year. Fuck me he is so removed from reality it's not even funny anymore.
But it's sad it is that I believe him when he says streaming tires him out. It's because he doesn't take care of himself and even sitting is hard for the fat stupid wop git.

Just one of the many things Phil does that's entirely from psych issues that would be best NOT to give into. When your shit is well-documented and all over the internet, and literally NONE of it says anything positive about you, the worst decision you can make is continuing to be ruled by your bad traits.

I know it's asking a lot, but that's really the problem, isn't it? The fact that the tiniest thing, like remembering ones deserved rep and acting accordingly, is too much to ask of Phil. Especially since he KNOWS his rep is shit, and even knows he deserves it, because he gets pissed when someone nails it on the head when dunking on him. It should not be an impossibility, the act of playing nice and refraining from doing certain things in public, like pretending that his idea of streaming is at all tiring, when it's easy to disprove simply by looking at what time it is when he is up late on Twitter.

Phil could never rebuild his rep, but he could easily avoid making it worse if he would just keep it in mind often enough, and stop bitching as if he didn't bring it on himself when he knows that he did. Might even attract new whales, something he desperately needs if he wants to not die homeless.

 

[Very Honest Content]

dysgenic af. People used to say Irish are the nwahs of Europe, but its definitely Poles. Their shitskin-adjacent behavior when immigrating to host countries for work is a big part of the reason the UK wanted out of the EU. I'd definitely want out if a bunch of Burnell's were taking my jobs. Not all Poles are bad, and their government seems sane, but I have a theory that the shittiest, least loyal, types of people with the least wherewithal are the ones who usually emigrate from their home country. Phil's ancestors were probably gypsy-like swindlers who scurried about alley ways stealing hams from shop windows.

Also, is Burnell even a Polish name? Definitely not a wop name. It sounds Western European to me.

Your theory actually has some scientific fact behind it, but it's a spectrum of risk taking that governs that type of behavior they've documented. Higher risk takers will strike out on their own in foreign lands, ironically, this is thought to be a function of genetic markers for addiction. Giant "water" swig and wince swallow intensifies here....