DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[capefear56]

I wouldn't mind OP shit but the way he goes about his adventures is all scripted. The things he plows through are guided. He already knows whats going on.

When you start hearing him whine a lot it's because he naturally got lost and didn't read anything about whatever is kicking his ass.

The guides can't give him fast reaction times. Anything he can't stunlock with R1 jump spamming will be a problem for him regardless of if he knows what to do or not. He desperately needs those extra levels so he can facetank these types of enemies and ignore their mechanics.

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

On the Italian Phil topic...

A fun amusement I partake in on occasion is googling "polish man" and seeing how many doppelgangers of Phil there are. I don't know why he wants to be Italian so bad but come on. He's clearly much more polish.

 

[Lady Adjani]

14 days since release and Mr.Professional Streamer is still nowhere close to beating the game

really makes you think

 

[Iron Father]

I've done the research already
His great-grandfather and great-grandmother were from Italy, Making him 25% Italian. His grandmother is Polish and something else, not sure. His dad's side I have no idea, as I can't find anything on his dad tbh as far as relatives go.

Did anything I said contradict that? I'm confused.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Did anything I said contradict that? I'm confused.

I think I was trying to quote the post you quoted lol

 

[capefear56]

On the Italian Phil topic...

A fun amusement I partake in on occasion is googling "polish man" and seeing how many doppelgangers of Phil there are. I don't know why he wants to be Italian so bad but come on. He's clearly much more polish.

Almost all of them have the same broad jawline/thumb face and narrow eyes and dark brown/black hair.

 

[Crooked 16th]

I'm actually glad Phil has the interactive map from the elden ring wiki pulled up at all times I couldn't imagine how more unbearable this playthrough would be if he didn't.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Wonder bread WOP

I love that people have started using wop as an insult for Italians again. You could likely call Phil that and he wouldn't get it, or he would cock up explaining it like the gladius thing.

 

[Iron Father]

On the Italian Phil topic...

A fun amusement I partake in on occasion is googling "polish man" and seeing how many doppelgangers of Phil there are. I don't know why he wants to be Italian so bad but come on. He's clearly much more polish.

To contrast that, I Googled 'Italian man' and got this:

Spoiler

 

[Pisstrooper]

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Almost all of them have the same broad jawline/thumb face and narrow eyes and dark brown/black hair.

dysgenic af. People used to say Irish are the nwahs of Europe, but its definitely Poles. Their shitskin-adjacent behavior when immigrating to host countries for work is a big part of the reason the UK wanted out of the EU. I'd definitely want out if a bunch of Burnell's were taking my jobs. Not all Poles are bad, and their government seems sane, but I have a theory that the shittiest, least loyal, types of people with the least wherewithal are the ones who usually emigrate from their home country. Phil's ancestors were probably gypsy-like swindlers who scurried about alley ways stealing hams from shop windows.

Also, is Burnell even a Polish name? Definitely not a wop name. It sounds Western European to me.

 

[Local Degenerate]

I don't know why he wants to be Italian so bad but come on. He's clearly much more polish.

It's probably because italians are stereotypically talented, passionate, and phenomenal cooks. Not to mention hot blooded, which would "excuse" his temper tantrums.

Poles are stereotypically non-existent, because who gives a fuck about poles? So, instead of admitting even his heritage is shit, he wants to try to latch onto the good reputation of another people.

 

[Stephen Hawking]

This fake ass Wop bastard is stalling in ways I never thought possible.

1) Does his slow walk when approaching a location saying "whats this" and "woah"

2) Reads every item description (which isnt bad per say for lore) but talks about what it could do like he didnt watch a guide.

3) stands in place and say "how do I get there, maybe if I take this route" instead of just doing that while speaking.

4) looks at map every 5 seconds says where he wants to go and what course to take and describes the locations he already visited.

5) Can never read or talk at the same time so would just stand and talk like he cant travel on horse and read. He also gives a summary of what just happened at each bonfire he sits at.

I was hoping for salt but he's gonna avoid every boss thats difficult and use every cheese guide strategy.

I know the later bosses are really strong and get some piggy rage but Im not gonna watch 30 more hours of Phil in an area hes over leveled and playing on easy mode.

Someone im chat said that LTG and wings are both using the golden Halbert. Makes you think.

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

This boss will 100% give him trouble. You can't safely back away, he can't be staggered and there's constant evasion checks. I only got lucky with a chain of shield slams.

I mean you can just back off and wait your turn while 2 summons draw aggro and inevitably stunlock him. I thought he was hard when I played him solo, but my buddy sucks and he is steamrolling everything with summons

 

[Piece of Peace]

So this random paypig from earlier today who donated nearly $200 just so happens to have comments all over detractor videos.
These are your silent majority Dave: retards who are way beyond fucked up in the head.

 

[SomeBoyo]

"This happens whenever I play Elden Ring, you get the morons coming in, insulting, talking about stupid shit like income and shit. What are you talking about? We're supposed to be playing the game, who cares about the dumb questions about income and shit, shut the fuck up"

I do hope people don't start asking more about "income and shit". "Income and shit" was decent, didn't hit the hat goal which he always did before (he already missed it five times). Gave him confidence that he can run ER on a night stream (hint hint)

Engagement on VODs is dropping

Chair "squeak" to end it off.

Spoiler: The Daily Wrap: March 10, 2022 - A Day of Chill and LATE Elden Ring Fun

 

[JamFlowMan]

So this random paypig from earlier today who donated nearly $200 just so happens to have comments all over detractor videos.
These are your silent majority Dave: retards who are way beyond fucked up in the head.

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It actually makes a lot of sense to me that a Phil fan, ironic or not, would be the one to love a bloated 7 hour TIHYDP.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

There’s nothing wrong in principle with using guides if you believe it helps you in enjoying a game, to each their own.

What’s moronic is obviously using guides, deny it and then gloat about how much better you’re doing than most people, simply because your fragile ego can’t take people making videos on YouTube about your shitty gameplay and exposing how you suck far more than someone with an average IQ.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Also, is Burnell even a Polish name? Definitely not a wop name. It sounds Western European to me.

It's English. I did his family tree in this post https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darks...l-main-thread-2.105216/page-203#post-10622577 if you are curious. His dads side is like a polar opposite of his super mixed Italian-Pollack moms side. Just Anglos marrying anglo generation after generation in New England. His dad has a fuckton of family that settled in Maine.

 

[Stephen Hawking]

There’s nothing wrong in principle with using guides if you believe it helps you in enjoying a game, to each their own.

What’s moronic is obviously using guides, deny it and then gloat about how much better you’re doing than most people, simply because your fragile ego can’t take people making videos on YouTube about your shitty gameplay and exposing how you suck far more than someone with an average IQ.

Phil has been stroking his dick (or "E-Penis") about how he challenged himself and beat the Tree Sentinel early on and was better then 99.9 percent of other players and justified using his OP halbert.

DSP: "the game has bosses thats meant to challenge you, anyone can over level and beat them easily but I want to play Elden Ring for the challenge and not take the easy way like everyone else".

Then after getting his shit pushed in by one boss for 5 hours, chose to over level and come back later and spank him with the most op build and 20lvls past recommended.

Phils real fans (the 5 left) want to see him challenge himself and succeed on a hard video game. But he says that if you want to see him challenge himself and try a harder build as a veteren thats:

"like asking me to smash a hammer against my face because people ask me to"

 

[PieceofShet]

I'm actually glad Phil has the interactive map from the elden ring wiki pulled up at all times I couldn't imagine how more unbearable this playthrough would be if he didn't.

Disagree there. The whole dsp gimmick is him failing, when he is confused and no idea what is he doing. Thats the only time he can be "enjoyable"