Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I feel like the hairdresser move would have been universally cheered on if it was DSP or Ethan Ralph's hairdresser and if people from literary criticism weren't coming here and putting stickers on our posts

In any event, she is objectively better off having left Milwaukee unless her life's goal was to get in a threeway with Mike Stoklasa and Rich Evans
Lol, yeah, you mong, we object to bothering innocent women because we're literary critics.

Do you have any idea what you sound like here? Take a step back and think here.

Fatrick is a fat, unlovable idiot who thinks he's justified in anything he says or does, and who enjoys being inappropriate with women. Something tells me you can find another one just like him in your mirror.
 
Lol, yeah, you mong, we object to bothering innocent women because we're literary critics.

Do you have any idea what you sound like here? Take a step back and think here.

Fatrick is a fat, unlovable idiot who thinks he's justified in anything he says or does, and who enjoys being inappropriate with women. Something tells me you can find another one just like him in your mirror.

I understand why you wouldn’t agree with it but it doesn’t change the fact it’s fucking hilarious.
 
Tulsi is a traitor, child.
As a leftist fag, every time I see a turd like Fat Rick attack Tulsi Gabbard, someone who has done more for causes people like Rick claim to espouse than he ever has, I'm reminded that Tulsi is one of the good ones. I hope to see her on a ballot again.
 
Lol, yeah, you mong, we object to bothering innocent women because we're literary critics.

Do you have any idea what you sound like here? Take a step back and think here.

Fatrick is a fat, unlovable idiot who thinks he's justified in anything he says or does, and who enjoys being inappropriate with women. Something tells me you can find another one just like him in your mirror.
Patrick (like you) thinks he's justified to bark orders and issue demands against complete internet strangers, because you clearly see things the right way and the rest of us are dumb idiots who need your enlightened leadership.

It's trolls trolling. Either calm down and keep watching, or stop. There's no third option where the trolls kneel before you as you lecture them about what you deem inappropriate trolling. No gods, no masters.
 
Lol, yeah, you mong, we object to bothering innocent women because we're literary critics.

Do you have any idea what you sound like here? Take a step back and think here.

Fatrick is a fat, unlovable idiot who thinks he's justified in anything he says or does, and who enjoys being inappropriate with women. Something tells me you can find another one just like him in your mirror.
Two types of KF users: People here to laugh and have fun and people here to feel superior to freaks and losers. Also the third type: people that are just obsessed with archiving things
 
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Patrick (like you) thinks he's justified to bark orders and issue demands against complete internet strangers, because you clearly see things the right way and the rest of us are dumb idiots who need your enlightened leadership.

It's trolls trolling. Either calm down and keep watching, or stop. There's no third option where the trolls kneel before you as you lecture them about what you deem inappropriate trolling. No gods, no masters.
I didn't bark out orders, you absolute idiot. I called you out for being a piece of shit. If you don't like it, stop being a piece of shit.

You telling me to shut up? Sounds like barking out an order. Here's one back: Do a flip.
 
As a leftist fag, every time I see a turd like Fat Rick attack Tulsi Gabbard, someone who has done more for causes people like Rick claim to espouse than he ever has, I'm reminded that Tulsi is one of the good ones. I hope to see her on a ballot again.
That she makes people like Richard here mad simply by not being a warmonger is icing on the cake. They're literally cheering on the neoconism that they pretended to hate in the 2000s.
 
Like, honestly, how would anyone with even a modicum of self respect see a picture like this and not feel driven to do something about their appearance?

Fatty's self-loathing must be venomous. No wonder he lives in a drunken stupor, raging against faceless strangers and piggishly consuming any morself of attention he can get.

You fucking love to see it.
Why is it always fat women who are into this stuff? I don't think I've ever heard of someone normal sized who wanted to be infantilized like that. I even know a few of these people IRL and they're all fat.
Because fat white women have decided to fuck up everything for everyone else so we all can be as miserable as they are. That's the only answer that makes sense.
 
Guys relax. We can all come together and agree that Patrick is very very fat
No! Fat is just a three letter word and cannot possibly cover all of Rick's obesity, corpulence, and the ponderousness of his lipid-enhanced nature. What I am trying to say is the man is of an extremely adipose nature.
 
Personally I don't think there's any moral issue with trolling people like Patrick. He's not CWC or someone else so mentally defective it crosses the line into actually picking on a retard. Pat's a big tough guy, as he keeps telling us. He can take it. It's against the rules here and it's not something I would do myself, but it's not wrong.

What makes me, and I suspect others, uneasy about this hairdresser shit is that it wasn't Fatrick who got trolled. It was some innocent woman who happened to be pulled into his near-inescapable orbit (because Patrick is very fat). It was false-flag sexual harassment of someone who did nothing wrong and was just unfortunate to have Pat as a customer.

My personal theory is that good trolling should do 3 things:

1- Be aimed at a deserving target
2- Humiliate and ridicule rather than harm
3- Be funny.

The Lizard King succeeded in all 3 and was excellent (until it jumped the shark when it broke character). This thing failed at all three. It wasn't aimed at Pat, it harmed the target and worst of all it wasn't fucking funny.

I'm not trying to tell anybody what to think and feel about this, we're a happy, diverse group of niggerfaggots who can handle more than one opinion. But this thing made me feel really uncomfortable and I felt it crossed a line. I just wanted to articulate why I felt that way and where that line precisely is.
 
Hairdresser Jeana allowed Piggy to take her photo and post it publicly. Actions have consequences. No doubt that Piggy flirted --fatly, child, flirt fatly because chicks dig it that way -- with Jeana the hairdresser while she cut his hair. It is guaranteed that she would roll her eyes when she saw him come in. Oh, that guy is here. She certainly joked about him with her co-workers. Weird and a bit creepy, certainly fat, but mostly harmless. She moved on to greener pastures. Anywhere is better than Milwaukee, except Detroit. Her move had nothing to do with Piggy The disappointing thing is that the Imposter Child did not administer the coup de grace, by contacting Jeana after she moved and suggest that if Piggy and Nikki were ever in her new town, or she came back to Milwaukee to visit, they could meet up for drinks. Piggy could clumsily mention Nikki swings from both sides of the plate, and after the drinks, there could be other activities. Piggy is not sure how to pronounce it, but it is a French term. Without doubt, Jeana would probably let her former Boss and co-workers know to be on the look-out for when Piggy showed up for ahaircut. He'd get an interesting welcome. Piggy has suggested such things before, IIRC, with the Damsel of Dorkington.

The Pests are part of the Patverse, not observers like Farmers. Their interactions are part of the show. Without them, the Pig is just yet another angry white fat drunk and stupid man on the internet. Shine on you crazy diamonds.
 
Personally I don't think there's any moral issue with trolling people like Patrick. He's not CWC or someone else so mentally defective it crosses the line into actually picking on a retard. Pat's a big tough guy, as he keeps telling us. He can take it. It's against the rules here and it's not something I would do myself, but it's not wrong.
This is why people should generally not try to apply KF rules to the world at large. They're not morally-based rules anyway. They're for the benefit of the site. Obviously the O and A guys are more "hands-on," as it were. This has proven to be highly amusing for us and only mildly legally embarrassing.
 
you're thinking of either beauty parlor or the deathfats section
None of which I post in much. In addition to being moral imbeciles, you are actual imbeciles.

I agree that there's no problem with trolling Fatrick. He wants to be a firebrand? He'd better expect to get burned. But blaming a hairdresser for letting a customer take a picture? Bullshit.

Enough. I'm done arguing with NPCs. If you want to stand up and tell the world you're human garbage, do it. Fatrick does the same for our amusement.
 
If the hairdresser texts weren't funny then why did I laugh so hard when the troll texted her a selfie of Pat holding poker chips and smiling like a retard? It was also confirmed that she didn't actually move away because of the texts. She just went on vacation and took some pics with her gay little dog. She did start working at a new salon, though. So oopsie doodles. I also laughed harder at "The lizard king fucked ur mom dude" than all that other shit.
 
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