DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
What is meaningful content?
"Meaningful content" to him is his own streams, because some ironic fan sent him a letter once, telling him how he changed and saved his life.

Since then, he thinks that everything he produces is meaningful and, thanks to trolls, he's a martyr amongst gamers. Like when he compared himself to Mother Teresa.
 
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I couldn't figure out why DSP is hating on a rerelease of an almost 10 year old GTA game. Then I found out what might be the reason.

GTA V currently has way more viewers than Elden Ring on Twitch (I tried adding a pic but this site is fucking up)

This says alot of things. One. He still watches Twitch even though he hates the platform (because he got kicked off). Two. He can't stand when a game he doesn't plan on or can't play is making revenue for other people. And three. Spending time with his wife isn't required as much as he seems like it is.
 
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I couldn't figure out why DSP is hating on a rerelease of an almost 10 year old GTA game. Then I found out what might be the reason.

GTA V currently has way more viewers than Elden Ring on Twitch (I tried adding a pic but this site is fucking up)

This says alot of things. One. He still watches Twitch even though he hates the platform (because he got kicked off). Two. He can't stand when a game he doesn't plan on or can't play is making revenue for other people. And three. Spending time with his wife isn't required as much as he seems like it is.
GTA 5 always has huge viewers on twitch because of big streamers regularly playing NoPixel GTA RP but yeah he still is going to shit on anything other people are doing he isn't.
 
"Meaningful content" to him is his own streams, because some ironic fan sent him a letter once,
Yeah I'm still gonna press X on that letter being real. This letter reminds me of the time Phil read out a reworked copy of a letter Lemmy (R.I.P.) got from a black kid who was a metal fan back in the day.
He still watches Twitch even though he hates the platform (because he got kicked off).
He wasn't kicked off, he left.
 
Wait, he wasn't banned the way he bitches about Twitch I throught they told him to never come back. This just makes him look like even more of a whiny bitch. I bet if he just was on his best behavior streaming on the Twitch they would give him back his partnership.

Edit: I get why people would disagree but, Twitch likes the paypigs money. If Phil hadn't provided Twitch with some sub money they would have let him go years ago.
 
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Wait, he wasn't banned the way he bitches about Twitch I throught they told him to never come back. This just makes him look like more about a Whiny bitch. I bet if he just was on his best behavior streaming on the Twitch they would let him come back.
No, as @Iron Hamster said he was just removed from the partner program.

Nothing is standing in the way of him dual streaming, or just streaming on Twitch.....apart from cheering and memberships being cut off. And the fact that setting up a dual stream is by far outside of what Phils pea brain can manage.
 
No, as @Iron Hamster said he was just removed from the partner program.

Nothing is standing in the way of him dual streaming, or just streaming on Twitch.....apart from cheering and memberships being cut off. And the fact that setting up a dual stream is by far outside of what Phils pea brain can manage.
Based on his obvious anger towards for them for daring to close the door off on him ever making money through them again, I would say his attitude is the biggest impediment. He was enjoying a very cushy lifestyle and they took it away from him, he's not going to get over that, ever. He never forgives it when someone goes against the method of enabling he most demands: income.

If Twitch let him back into the partnership program, he would return and memory-hole a lot of shit, but not a second before they promised he would get checks again. He wasn't lying about their importance, he just didn't admit to the real reason why. He would only be able to live on tips alone if he didn't have a crippling addiction to a mobile game. Since he does, those checks cover his bills, which is why he harps on subs now, and is going to continue to until they reach at least 900. Which they probably won't, because the bank leaks happened after the de-partnering, and I guarantee you that has soured even the retards on subbing.
 
I couldn't figure out why DSP is hating on a rerelease of an almost 10 year old GTA game. Then I found out what might be the reason.

GTA V currently has way more viewers than Elden Ring on Twitch (I tried adding a pic but this site is fucking up)

This says alot of things. One. He still watches Twitch even though he hates the platform (because he got kicked off). Two. He can't stand when a game he doesn't plan on or can't play is making revenue for other people. And three. Spending time with his wife isn't required as much as he seems like it is.
He unintentionally makes it obvious he wants to go back, especially since he's growing impatient on YT implementing gifted memberships. We also know that he has been back to his twitch channel since he left and that despite not getting what he demanded (a public apology) he still considers going back an option should he get banned off YT.

Makes me wonder if that despite Elden Ring constantly making him his tips goal, if he actually considers it to have saved his business like he claimed it would.
 
I do not, I didnt discovered DSP until somewhat recently after watching a mini documentary on YouTube about him. I would love to learn more about the break in saga lmao.
One person on KiwiFarms said how funny it would be if a bunch of Seattle's homeless moved-in while he was gone and claimed squatter's rights or drew-up a fake lease since Phil is so autistic he publicly announces the date and times his house will be vacant.
As far as his house and CT vacation, I’d love to see Phillip get “Squatted”. Not Swatted, Squatted! Since he announced to his viewing audience that he will be out of town, it would be epic if a dozen of Seattle’s finest made Casa de’ Pig their home. Drill the locks, change them, move on in, write a false lease, and defile his loveseat (aka: masterbation station). When him and Kat arrive home they will immediately call the police, the squatters present the lease, and the police shrug and tell poor Phillip it’s a civil matter and it’s up to him to take this to court for eviction proceedings.

He would literally be homeless, without his possessions, and fubar’ed beyond belief. The eviction process would take anywhere from 3-6 months and cost thousands. Where would he go? What would he do? This chapter in Phillip’s 10 year begacy would make epic entertainment and I can’t think of a better con man to get conned.

Phil then accused KiwiFarmers of publicly planning to break-in to his house and that he would direct the police to KiwiFarms if anything happened while he was gone.

This seemed so out of the blue as no one on KiwiFarms had done that, and only one person halfway through a 4 paragraph post had said, 'Hey, wouldn't it be funny if the local homeless decided to move-in?' that a thread was made to mock Phil about it and about 12 pages of quality shitposting ensued. It's where the meme of Kiwis posting as secret agents living in his walls began.

 
I couldn't figure out why DSP is hating on a rerelease of an almost 10 year old GTA game. Then I found out what might be the reason.

GTA V currently has way more viewers than Elden Ring on Twitch (I tried adding a pic but this site is fucking up)

This says alot of things. One. He still watches Twitch even though he hates the platform (because he got kicked off). Two. He can't stand when a game he doesn't plan on or can't play is making revenue for other people. And three. Spending time with his wife isn't required as much as he seems like it is.
looking a little to deep, he's always held bias for GTAV (more so online) for being a "trendy" game, it's the same hatred he has for Fortnite and "used to" have for Minecraft. It's just now he's pissed about it to the point of it being the scapegoat for a lack of single-player content he can exploit since we all know he dislikes multiplayer and also failed to reboot his "suicide kings" series with it. Just another case of Dave being not like the other girls.
 
One person on KiwiFarms said how funny it would be if a bunch of Seattle's homeless moved-in while he was gone and claimed squatter's rights or drew-up a fake lease since Phil is so autistic he publicly announces the date and times his house will be vacant.


Phil then accused KiwiFarmers of publicly planning to break-in to his house and that he would direct the police to KiwiFarms if anything happened while he was gone.

This seemed so out of the blue as no one on KiwiFarms had done that, and only one person halfway through a 4 paragraph post had said, 'Hey, wouldn't it be funny if the local homeless decided to move-in?' that a thread was made to mock Phil about it and about 12 pages of quality shitposting ensued. It's where the meme of Kiwis posting as secret agents living in his walls began.

Pretty sure a house has to be vacant before you can squat. You can't just break in
 
Wait, he wasn't banned the way he bitches about Twitch I throught they told him to never come back. This just makes him look like even more of a whiny bitch. I bet if he just was on his best behavior streaming on the Twitch they would give him back his partnership.
He changes the narrative depending on how it suits him. When he cries victim (most of the time) he makes it seem like he was completely shitcanned FOR NO STATED REASON which is ILLEGAL. However, when he dunks on detractors he says that they're wrong and that he never got shitcanned, he lost partnership FOR NO STATED REASON which is ILLEGAL and moved back to Youtube on his own.

The truth is that he lost partnership for repeated abuse of HATEFUL SLUUUUUUUUUUURS, something he read out loud during one of his prestreams. He refuses to accept that explanation so he's still going on about how he lost partnership for no stated reason and is conflating the loss of his partnership with the Stationary Negger incident, which was actually the catalyst for him leaving Twitch and had nothing to do with the loss of his partnership, he already was partnershipless for at least a month when that happened.
Of course, when it suits his narrative he does acknowledge that he got shitcanned from the partnership for hateful slurs when it's time to play victim, claiming that detractors bombarded Twitch with carefully curated and selectively edited "packages" of out of khantekst things that Phil never said and even if he did say them it was hundreds of millions of years ago so it's irrelevant.
 
I had a thought: Imagine Phail walks into the Ahhfice after his day off and wouldn’t you know it, his 8 year old PC released the magic smoke while he was doing mature adult stuff.

Do you think he’d rage himself into a heart attack, cry and whine on Twitter about how he’s lost his only means of earning an income until his whales feed him thousands of dollars he blows on WWE Champions and spends the next week desperately pigsplaining why he STILL doesn’t have a PC until OIC sees the crytweets, buys him a prebuilt PC and express ships it to the PigRoach, which PigRoach then complains about because his gin soaked brain can’t deal with Windows 11 or…wait, no, that’s exactly what would happen.

Funniest part of all of this would be he (Somehow) manages to get Win11 PC running, first stream back he opens with a long rant about how his shitty PC failed him then a tip from one of his wheelchairs comes in telling him to replace the power supply in his old PC and we get a half hour of pigsplaining why it won’t work and then the LIMB for that brain dead morahn and a “Thanks for the money, dummy”
 
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