Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,595
SunburnNation said:
So by Russ's logic, because he didn't want to be late, being too lazy to check his alarm the night before his court date is understandable and clearly not his fault.
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You know, if something was important enough to me that I sued over it, I'd verify I had the right time with the court documents before I put it into my phone. But I'm a fallible mortal, so what do I know?
 
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DrJonesHat said:
You know, if something was important enough to me that I sued over it, I'd verify I had the right time with the court documents before I put it into my phone. But I'm a fallible mortal, so what do I know?
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You're also not a cool guy, a stud, or disabled and cute. Looks like your opinion is invalid there, bud!
 
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TractorGirl said:
Russ won’t be releasing his incel-anthem anytime soon, he can’t get hold of any anorexic Russian hookers to appear in the music clip.
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He's probably waiting to see if he can get a deal on a Ukrainian woman to drink a can of Red Bull and flap about in some bomb site. More hooker money for himself!
 
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If Rusty was in a country with conscription laws, he'd most likely get some sort of exemption. He has a laundry list of issues that make him a liability along with the fact that he'd clearly be a section 8. If for whatever reason they decide to actually take him, he'd most likely be scrubbing latrines seeing as to how he's a health and safety hazard in the kitchen.

Surprisingly enough, flat feet are the most common reason for exemption.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Pretty sure 'ability to communicate clearly with your fellow soldiers and officers' is something that is a go/no go requirement for a soldier.

Moebius would instantly disqualify him for any combat role, and his low intelligence and high ego would disqualify him for any noncom role in pretty much any modern military.
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Russ: chulleeze.....on.....(unintelligible) ....mmmm... on.......
Soldier: CHARLIES ON? ON WHAT? ON OUR WHAT?
Russ: on.... our.......
Soldier: DAMMIT PRIVATE GREER WHERE IS THE ENEMY?!
Russ: our...sssss-.... six!!!
Enemy soldier: thanks Russ!

As the enemy charges towards Russell he slips on the trail of drool and cracks his meshuggenah skull and Russ gets a medal of honor, and a purple heart because President Robo-Trump3000 takes one look at him and thinks he got his face blown off in combat. He refuses to shake Russell's hand but "promises" to stock Mar-a-Lago with copies of his book.
 
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Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
If Rusty was in a country with conscription laws, he'd most likely get some sort of exemption. He has a laundry list of issues that make him a liability along with the fact that he'd clearly be a section 8. If for whatever reason they decide to actually take him, he'd most likely be scrubbing latrines seeing as to how he's a health and safety hazard in the kitchen.
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Using my conscription period as reference point, I'd say he would be bullied out of there within first couple of days even if he'd pass evaluations. Now, he wouldn't be the dumbest, or even funniest looking guy that I've seen wearing uniform, but at least even those guys had social skills and modicum of self-reflection. Russ would probably end up being used as the scrub for the shitter by the other people in his section.
 
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CWCissey said:
Looks like Russ has some competition in the loltigious talentless scum market.

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Every famous singer/songwriter has someone pop up and claim they actually wrote said famous person's hit song(s). Some people really believe that Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran, etc have to rip off other's songs, while some of these idiots are just hoping for a payoff so they'll go away. This never happens. It only encourages more people to try the same thing.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
When the war is over, and some of the punitive measures against Russia are lifted, I imagine some of the Russian models had boyfriends/husbands who were in the Russian army and sent to fight in Ukraine. Some of those men won't come back. It would be in keeping what we know of Russ's personality for him to post on a girl's insta where she mourns her bf/husband and says something to the effect of "well, that's sad, but you're single now and I'll venmo you a dollar!" It's too bad you can't slap people over the internet.
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Without getting into wartime events, this sounds like the most quintessential Russ-ian way to attempt to procure a Russian mail-order bride from yesteryear. Timed just right that venmo dollar might be worth a fortune in Moscow.
 
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The Great Citracett said:
He's taken down his instagram page. I can't find it under any different username.

Gearing up for a big song launch soon?
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It still shows up for me. Could he have blocked you? I believe on IG you can block people and any other accounts they may have. Not sure how it figures out those other accounts are related.
 
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StinkySnack said:
It still shows up for me. Could he have blocked you? I believe on IG you can block people and any other accounts they may have. Not sure how it figures out those other accounts are related.
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Maybe.

I don't follow him, or like anything he posts, or comment on anything. It's just a fake account I was using to follow some of the girls he creeps on for easier screencapping.

Any updates on the song release post?
 
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CansOfCant said:
Without getting into wartime events, this sounds like the most quintessential Russ-ian way to attempt to procure a Russian mail-order bride from yesteryear. Timed just right that venmo dollar might be worth a fortune in Moscow.
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"I bought a new car, a new house, an Olympic-sized swimming pool floating precariously on top of a bigger above-ground pool, maids, a solid gold rocket ship (that can't fly), blowjobs on tap, my hot young wife Svetlana here and her sister the rising pop singer...

...and I still had change left over from the Venmo dollar! How did I do all that? I exploited the Russian-Ukrainian conflict for my own personal gain. Find out how you can, too! Call email today!"

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He'll need a dub or voice-over if the commercial wants a prayer of not going over 3 agonizingly slow minutes.
 
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