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Ever notice that Fat Amber never comes back laughing and sparkly, saying she's had a great time away from filming?
Love that for her.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Love that for her.
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CellulitislynnARL in a hot tub???
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The Centaur screen capture still confuses me
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Bish we know you are UNPRODUCTIVE AND REWARD yourself EVERYDAY
ARL in a hot tub???
Can you imagine joining SpamberLynn and her grossness in a hot tub? It'd be like sharing one with a leper.
No one should be asking for advice from Big Spam, that much is known. And why are these people paying her $30 a pop to talk about herself? They can see that for free in her regular videos.
BTW, Spamber, have a little goddamned respect for the people paying you for this shit. Wash your hair, put on a better shirtdress, and do something about your terrible no-makeup face. Minus those fucking fake eyelashes, which look ridiculous.
Oh, and stop thrusting your pinhead at the camera.
She's looking slightly less like the stereotypical American fridge. Good for her. Big Spamber is probably jealous as hell.
Ever notice that Fat Amber never comes back laughing and sparkly, saying she's had a great time away from filming?
Love that for her.
Well duh, she's "going through some stuff" she "doesn't want to get into", as she often reminds us when she returns from her hiatus, shitlord!
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The million dollar question right there. An ego thing for the buyer? "I gots the landwhale to address me by name!!!" I certainly don't get how anyone that's watched the literal trainwreck that is Spamber's life would take any kind of "life advice" from her. I'd just go down the street and ask some homeless crackhead for life advice and give him/her the $30 and probably get better answers.
I suppose I put more faith in people than I should, but the tards paying her for this are as mentulz as Hamber is.
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You could probably make a decent soup out of the boiled ham, garlic, onion and pepper stock that would be left when she was finished...
Fatty Wap
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She couldn't even put on a little bit of makeup or a little effort into her appearance before making a paid cameo? A cameo about not being a lazy fuck? Oh.. Adorable.
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That'll be the day. Big Spamber has never respected anybody, not even herself.
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A hundred pounds? Where? I cant tell which is the before pic, not even joking
ETA- Either way, good job to her! Keep Goin!
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Love how now that she is doing something else like the cameo, she can't even be assed to shit out regular videos. She really can't handle any kind of work or commitment at all. It's really incredible.
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When you're as big as Dana was, a hundred pounds looks like fifty. Still, good for her. I hope she keeps it up.
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My hope is that Dana loses the pounds and rubs it in both Amby and Density's retard faces.
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Lol, she's not talking about Trader Joe's. She rambles about her outpatient program. Apparently both her dietician and psychologist are encouraging her to intuitively eat. You know she went to a bullshit woo program.
This dumb bitch admits she needs to lose weight. Not a minute later she then proceeds to show her audience all the snack food she bought from Trader Joe's. Yas, queen. Nourish your body, gworl! Clearly following your advice from your outpatient program.
Pls die already pig
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NO. Please NO! I want to see her reach maximum girth (whatever phantasmical weight number that actually is) and the way she's going, it shouldn't take much longer. Of course by then, the "dying" problem will manifest itself without any ill wishes from us.
Know what I want to see? Ever seen a poor pupperino that for whatever reason lost its back legs and has a doggie handicap wheelchair of sorts attached to their back end? Still able to get around and live a good life, despite being so handicapped? Well, I want to see the shelf-ass get SOOOO large that she has to trailer it around with some similar device to keep it from dragging the ground behind her. Just for pure spite. No feeder love here. Given the recent full body shots in her vids, probably not a long wait for that, either. Intuitive eating (which is every second of every day for Hamber) should accelerate this process.
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Half-assed lazy content as per usual. Can her channel at least die so we can get back to the view-hungry, desperate content? AL if you're reading this, show Jade and show layygs pls
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Sigh - she is going to quit the outpatient programme because she does not agree with the advice that expert qualified people are giving her - and eating intuitively? She is going to swell and then crash and burn like The Hindenburg -
Oh the humanity
Oh the humanity
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NO. Please NO! I want to see her reach maximum girth (whatever phantasmical weight number that actually is) and the way she's going, it shouldn't take much longer. Of course by then, the "dying" problem will manifest itself without any ill wishes from us.
Know what I want to see? Ever seen a poor pupperino that for whatever reason lost its back legs and has a doggie handicap wheelchair of sorts attached to their back end? Still able to get around and live a good life, despite being so handicapped? Well, I want to see the shelf-ass get SOOOO large that she has to trailer it around with some similar device to keep it from dragging the ground behind her. Just for pure spite. No feeder love here. Given the recent full body shots in her vids, probably not a long wait for that, either. Intuitive eating (which is every second of every day for Hamber) should accelerate this process.
Love ya, Slaps. But this hog will probably die before she reaches maximum girth. Amber is so deliriously boring that I'm convinced she'll beat universal heat death. I'm getting blue-balled, anxiously awaiting for the Cuntal's return. She's the true gunt queen.
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I would not be so hard on the clinic. Amber probably told them that she lost almost 100 pounds on intuitive eating before her surgery. Then proceeded to tell them that she failed at all the diets she ever took. Thus, the clinic probably told her to go on intuitive eating. She went to a clinic to be treated for an alleged binge eating disorder. As usual, Amber is trolling herself.
Of course, she knows that she lied to them, but she has no intention to go on a restrictive diet. I expect that she will soon quit this travesty and go back to WW.
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Aaaaaaaaand right on cue, here she is with a "muh mentulz" molment. As usual what Amber fails to grasp is that weight loss will naturally come AFTER she gets a handle on what causes her "binge eating disorder" in the first place. Assuming, of course, she actually does have some kind of eating disorder.
The word is "discomfort" you fucking handicapped spastic.
The word is "discomfort" you fucking handicapped spastic.