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At least she has a super obese tiny titty committee to join, Tammy Slaton and Anna will welcome her maybe.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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The fact she throws fucking sriracha and soy sauce must mean that her outpatient program is clearly working.
All you have to do to summon her is to chant the forbidden lines:
Though I know I should be weary
I still venture somewhere full of dairy
Ayygs, onion powder, garlic salt
Ambeetlejuice
Ambeetlejuice
Ambeetlejuice
All you have to do to summon her is to chant the forbidden lines:
Though I know I should be weary
I still venture somewhere full of dairy
Ayygs, onion powder, garlic salt
Ambeetlejuice
Ambeetlejuice
Ambeetlejuice
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- Sep 23, 2021
It's all salt on salt on salt with onion powder, garlic powder, salt and pepper. The squirts of sriracha add the slightest bit of sweet and spicy, but probably can't be tasted through all the layers of sodium goodness and greasy mechanically separated meat-like chunks. The gross shit she makes is some poor people food bank and Dollar Tree combinations.
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Jade. What we know:
[1] immediately jumped into the Becky void; [2] lied about not knowing who Amber Reid was (hence, how much money she made); [3] left parent/s-grandparents' very nice large house in NY and moved to Kentucky;[4] no car; [5] sketchy financial background inc. being sued by Discover Bank [6] skimpy employment background of only a few months at a time as a "computer security consultant" [7] refuses to be filmed, revealing bits & pieces, a man-hand here, a thicc thigh there [8] is probably incompetent at her "job", unable to support herself, as evidenced by the fact that Amber is now scrambling to make coin.
"Computer expert", my flat butt. This ole gal has been a failure and a mentee her whole life, and is now failing to make Al's channel flourish.
[1] immediately jumped into the Becky void; [2] lied about not knowing who Amber Reid was (hence, how much money she made); [3] left parent/s-grandparents' very nice large house in NY and moved to Kentucky;[4] no car; [5] sketchy financial background inc. being sued by Discover Bank [6] skimpy employment background of only a few months at a time as a "computer security consultant" [7] refuses to be filmed, revealing bits & pieces, a man-hand here, a thicc thigh there [8] is probably incompetent at her "job", unable to support herself, as evidenced by the fact that Amber is now scrambling to make coin.
"Computer expert", my flat butt. This ole gal has been a failure and a mentee her whole life, and is now failing to make Al's channel flourish.
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I am waiting for a perv-bait picture of Amber and Jade, side by side with pacifiers in their mouths like the one of Amber and Krystal.
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Another reason I think amber doesn’t want to show wifey, is because her audience is quick to pick up on the situation. She’s hyped this woman up to be super hot, hard working and her soulmate. Im willing to bet it’s the same friendship chemistry she had with ol Neckstar and she doesn’t want us to see that.
I can’t remember didn’t amber say she found jades message on IG? She’s notorious for not reading her messages, how did she just so happen to stumble upon hers?
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You can already tell they have a friend/roommate dynamic just from the times we’ve seen Amber interact with her off camera. She’s not hiding as much as she thinks she is.
Eating beef jerky! Too much sodium.
Fuck that weight loss doctor.
If only he had told her to eat spam.
Fuck that weight loss doctor.
If only he had told her to eat spam.
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I believe she was actively checking her messages at that point, once she realised crying and guilt-tripping wasn't going to keep Becky around and she knew she had short notice to replace her.
By the second or third stream after the break up stream, Amber was already advertising for a new helper, wearing make up and dressing up badly on lives, constantly checking her phone.
It was a process, Amber knew what she was doing. I believe she spoke to multiple people at the time and went with the option most likely to turn up. This all happened in days and weeks too.
Shortly after, she will have gone back to not checking the messages. First the dresses went, then the makeup, then washing and now she's comfortable with Jade so no one needs to impress or make effort.
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Big SpAm's Cameo message... I think we can all agree, it's $30 well spent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMgUDaBlOU0
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Woo, look at dem spider legs!
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Considering the absurd level of Sriracha abuse Amber (and several other of the Deathfats) is/are prone to, using it to drown out the natural fresh flavors from every bite of the massive amount of food they consume like they've got hot sauce on-tap, I think we've solved the real mystery behind this crisis:
Wouldn't be shocked if there's a behind-the-scenes, "ABDL and/or DD/LG Arc," where Jade is Amber's designated "Dummy Dom" and "Diaper Daddy."*
* ...Only half-joking...because this relationship is right weird.
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Why on earth would anyone need a rousing pep talk from a woman who has achieved absolutely nothing.
Also, why are they not getting her to say things like "Up the RA!" and tricking her into saying other terrorist group slogans? I thought that was what cameo is for.
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Bingo. Narcissists like Amberlynn don't give a shit about people other than how they can serve as supply to satiate their need to be served/catered to. She did it with Casey after her grandmother said she was no longer welcome back, then moved onto Krystal and then Destiny. One after the other, Amberlynn has moved from caretaker to caretaker. I doubt she's ever truly cared about or loved any of them, Destiny maybe due to spending so much money and time on her during her hay(dur) day. As soon as one gorlfriend has had enough and wants out, Amberlynn always gets another mug lined up and ready to take advantage of.
When it comes to Jade, I think she is a much tougher version of Destiny who is adamant about not being onscreen. It's the smart thing to do really; the writing is on the wall at this point as to how much drama and stupidity Amberlynn brings into people's lives so our negro is playing it smart, being the one to take advantage of Amberlynn and keep her at a distance as much as possible for the hamplanet is out of options and goodwill. I mean, why the fuck not? Her views and 'career' are down the tubes and all the money she's made has been blown on endless takeouts, cheap plastic tat from China and oversized horrid torrid hauls she's outgrown and given away. Her channel is dying and she will never, ever be able to reclaim her best days so maybe it's for the best that Jade gets her pound of pork flesh before hightailing it out of there.
I do genuinely wish to see more behind the scenes, since it's been a while and Jade seems to be standing firm whereas before, all her gorlfriends had been dominated and walked all over with the exception of Destiny who finally had enough. Must be a shock for Amberlynn who for once surely isn't getting everything her own way and is dependant on a shady woman (is it a woman?) who won't even let her face be shown on camera. Must bruise her ego a lot since she's always been in control until recently.
Edit: A word.
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And some dipshit paid to hear and see that. The people that pay for all the low effort shit she does, cameos and old used earring just to troll, are fucking morons. That money's going to another batch of Spam. Maybe she'll even dabble in trying all the dozens of Spam flavor variations. Every single idiot giving her money is funding feeder porn. Nasty fuckers.
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Waiting for someone to pay her to wish Nick Gur a happy birthday.
Jesus make it so.
Jesus make it so.
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"Sadness in the breeze....But breezes go away.."
When WriterLynn meets MotivationaLynn.
Which begs the question: why would she latch on to Big Spamber in the first place? This genuinely confuses me: it's been obvious for awhile now that Spamber's channel is in its own sundown, short of something miraculous happening (like a laygg reveal). A college-educated, supposedly fit - assuming she didn't just turn into the stereotypical gone-to-fat former athlete - woman of the world deciding that this fat behemoth was worth hitching her wagon to? Even a casual review of her videos shows she has no giant savings account, and she basically lives hand to mouth every month given the sheer amount of crap she buys. So, why? Why get involved with a landwhale running a dying channel who:
buys enough junk in a couple of months to fill a CONEX
wastes the rest of her paycheck on takeout
is a codependent, screeching, clingy bitch
is a pathological liar
has highly questionable hygiene
is a terrible cook
only just manages to keep her apartment clean
cannot drive and has no car
is unable to walk/stand for more than a few minutes at a time
is scared/nervous about every goddamned thing
has no other skills beyond yapping into a camera
ignores her pets
has no redeeming features at all
It boggles the mind.
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They have a fat pachyderm disability slob and underpaid State DRS "caregiver" dynamic. Anytime this pachyderm is outside her barn and in a car, I promise you it's for the obligatory 8 week staffing the state needs to do, and they always do it at their office, or the office of another agency--never in the leech's home.
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Obviously what with being part Irish, there's no way Amber would fall for that one. Right...?
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