Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Badungus Kabungus]

Rumor has it that Rustam Azhiev aka Abdul-Harim Shishani, leader of the jihadist group Ajnad al-Kavkaz is coming to Ukraine to kill some Russians. One unintended consequence of this invasion is that its basically restarted the Chechen Civil War, with Kadyrov and his guys vs a bunch of jihadists and boomers who fought Russia in the 90s.

Here's Rustam, for reference. Note the missing fingers.
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I wish yet again to extend my thanks to NATO for gathering the biggest shitbags on the planet in the same location, within easy reach of Russian cruise missiles.

 

[Vince McMahon]

I see there's a guy is shamelessly bringing Z-affiliated Telegram channels, yet when the Ukie sources are brought in, people here are like "HURR UKIES DURR DURR DURR".

What gives?

 

[H. Bergeron]

So Russia apparently bombed a theater in Mariupol where civvies were taking shelter. Gotta love the protection of Eastern Ukraine. And of course, this is the latest act of fucking the city for not wanting to join their great Russian masters. If it wasn't so sad it would be hilarious that people still take the "Doing it for the Russian speakers of Ukraine" excuse seriously.

 

[Wy4M]

https://twitter.com/MapsUkraine/status/1504155074016296961

https://archive.ph/wip/WVSaO (archive is slow as hell)

From a pro-Russian account so take it as you want.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

I wish yet again to extend my thanks to NATO for gathering the biggest shitbags on the planet in the same location, within easy reach of Russian cruise missiles.

It's what happens when any of the big players make a move, be it russia, the US, or anyone else who can actually project power at all. They've all made plenty of enemies, so when they're involved in a fight, people with grudges show up.

 

[H. Bergeron]

Battle hardened vets are always helpful, having a squad of U.S. Marine vets with experience in urban combat would be good for any defensive forces, you don't need to train these guys, just guide them. These are probably welcome, and there are some vets from Special Forces operating in Ukraine already, there isn't much floating around about them precisely because they limit their digital footprint to the strictly necessary. Now, the volunteer retards who want to fight despite having no experience outside of a range? These are hindering the effort, nobody wants a Rambo wannabe giving their location away for some tiktoks lol!

If people feel like volunteering, and they lack combat experience, all they need to do is volunteer for humanitarian efforts. Delivering supplies to the frontlines, keeping civilians fed and clothed, are all efforts that are needed. But most of these guys who want to magdump shit and get medals without putting in an effort are too egotistical to do that and too stupid to help in combat, so they are literally useless outside of being meat shields!

Yeah, which a lot of people are already doing. I know a Retried Canadian Air Force guy who is in Poland assisting with logistics and the like. Shit is way more important than an extra gun or two right now.

 

[H. Bergeron]

I see there's a guy is shamelessly bringing Z-affiliated Telegram channels, yet when the Ukie sources are brought in, people here are like "HURR UKIES DURR DURR DURR".

What gives?

Because contrarianism reigns in the land of the shitposter.

 

[Übertroon]

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

So Russia apparently bombed a theater in Mariupol where civvies were taking shelter. Gotta love the protection of Eastern Ukraine. And of course, this is the latest act of fucking the city for not wanting to join their great Russian masters. If it wasn't so sad it would be hilarious that people still take the "Doing it for the Russian speakers of Ukraine" excuse seriously.

You mean the false flag by Azov that was already known 4 days ago? Lay off the Kool Aid, bruh.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

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https://twitter.com/MapsUkraine/status/1504155074016296961

https://archive.ph/wip/WVSaO (archive is slow as hell)

From a pro-Russian account so take it as you want.

Looks a bit like a spin on Blackbeard's flag (possibly apocryphal).

 

[JohnDoe]

I see there's a guy is shamelessly bringing Z-affiliated Telegram channels, yet when the Ukie sources are brought in, people here are like "HURR UKIES DURR DURR DURR".

What gives?

If we wanted the Ukrainian government's propaganda we could just turn on CNN.

 

[H. Bergeron]

Blessed. Here's my stockpile:
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You know, I never thought I'd ever have to hoard soda, or buy a whole year's worth of it, but here we are. Crazy times.

Years worth? That shit will be done in a week.

 

[Scotsman]

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https://twitter.com/MapsUkraine/status/1504155074016296961

https://archive.ph/wip/WVSaO (archive is slow as hell)

From a pro-Russian account so take it as you want.

RIP Red Bull Guy.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Personally I've thought that the Russians sending the Chechens over was always a way to get some of the more violent ones killed so there would be fewer to resist them later on. Looks like some of the Chechens had a similar idea.

This is literally how the British Army used to use Irish and Scots.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

This is literally how the British Army used to use Irish and Scots.

Don't forget the Gurkas. At least the Chechens don't collect heads.

 

[White_N]

Oof.

"We are so proud of our 11-year-old child soldiers, you evil occupants have no chance." Poor kid does not want to be in that photo.
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These retarded third-reich larpers truly want to reenact the assault on Berlin with the Hitler Youth? Is there any limit to these pig fuckers?

 

[Reporterward]

So Russia apparently bombed a theater in Mariupol where civvies were taking shelter. Gotta love the protection of Eastern Ukraine. And of course, this is the latest act of fucking the city for not wanting to join their great Russian masters. If it wasn't so sad it would be hilarious that people still take the "Doing it for the Russian speakers of Ukraine" excuse seriously.

The reason why Ukrainian sources are generally disregarded by EVERYONE is because about 95 percent of the shit they peddle has been discredited from Snake Island to Ghost of Ukraine.

Speaking of which.

You know that Russian naval vessel which supposedly got sunk by Ukrainian rockets outside of Odessa because those crafty Ukes lured it into an ambush?

That... that might have been a lie.



Are these "Pro-Russia" sources?
Sure. But I'll take a "Half-truth" to something crapped out by the Ukrainian Ministry of Defense and AZOV which at this point can't even keep their lies straight.

 

[naffatune]

I see there's a guy is shamelessly bringing Z-affiliated Telegram channels, yet when the Ukie sources are brought in, people here are like "HURR UKIES DURR DURR DURR".

What gives?

Pro-Ukie sources are very easy to find; all you need is Twitter and a lot of them pop right out at you. Guys like @666_mancer, @worldonalert, @Militarylandnet, @Caucasuswar, @oryxspioenkop @IAPonomarenko all stick to posting pro-Ukie content (e.g. destroyed Russian convoys, dead Rus troops, etc.)

This is why I stick to posting Rus TG stuff. It's harder to find for most people and there's the risk of pro-Rus Twitters getting suspended. @ASBmilitary is a good example, and he was one of the biggest pro-Rus accounts. In order to even get your foot in the door for those, you need to search "site:t.me", then type a Russian keyword after which you can copy-paste from Google Translate (e.g. "война", "военный", etc.).

 

[MugolEx]

Blessed. Here's my stockpile:
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You know, I never thought I'd ever have to hoard soda, or buy a whole year's worth of it, but here we are. Crazy times.

I know things are bad now, but it's going to get a whole lot worse fren. Stockpile some booze too.

 

[H. Bergeron]

You mean the false flag by Azov that was already known 4 days ago? Lay off the Kool Aid, bruh.

Of course, everything is a false flag. Except Pootie... HE ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH TO FIGHT THE GLOBOHOMO!!

But no, you fuckwit shit happened today. Can't wait for the next false flag claims.