Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Spicey McHaggis]

You gotta hand it to Russia, though. They saw Iraq and were like "You know, I wanna do me some adventuring too, except we will get far more shitty rewards and not even please Israel while doing it."

I mean that was basically their adventure in Afghanistan, but replace Iraq with Vietnam. Both sides love to imitate each other, but we both imitate the most retarded shit the other does.

 

[White_N]

Warning! Political rant:

For those who say that the DPR and LPR only exist on the life support of Russian armed forces and money, here is the "2014 Proclamation of the ACT of the Creation of the Luhansk People's Republic." A lot of people are forced at gunpoint, don't you think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOWHtJV5tD0&list=LL&index=1&t=1s
When Putin said, "The collapse of the Soviet Union was the greatest geopolitical catastrophe of the twentieth century," he got a lot of flak from the western media, but what he really meant was that it created a complicated situation in which people suddenly stopped being citizens of one country and did not necessarily agree with their new found government and were definitely not willing to move away because of that.The thing is, eastern Ukraine was mostly pro-Russian and western Ukraine was pro-European mostly because the east was always Russian territory and the west was part of Poland or Germany at some point. The fragile balance of interests ended with Yanukovych, and only God knows how it's all going to end. One thing is certain: everyone will suffer as a result of this.

 

[Alba gu brath]

You gotta hand it to Russia, though. They saw Iraq and were like "You know, I wanna do me some adventuring too, except we will get far more shitty rewards and not even please Israel while doing it."

Auld Vlad minds the good ol' days the decrepit Soviet union and oh boy, did it jingle his balls all the too much. He just had to show how pitiful his country was once more for all the world to see.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Nah the Chechen leader would be the one who has an account here. Vlad would consider us beneath him.

One of us! One of us! Gobble gobble gobble!

 

[I-chi]

Is there something I missed? My parents are having anxiety attacks just now about banks closing, taking out money, stocking up on supplies and gas, etc.

Source was a friend of my aunt's who is a 'government official' about something big being discussed regarding Russia; so you know, salt grain the size of a boulder. Still, they're both freaking out harder than I've ever seen them.

 

[whothefuck]

One of us! One of us! Gobble gobble gobble!

he looks like a fucking redditor jesus christ

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

You gotta hand it to Russia, though. They saw Iraq and were like "You know, I wanna do me some adventuring too, except we will get far more shitty rewards and not even please Israel while doing it."

They're gonna please Israel if they kill Zelensky.

Naftali Bennett will get to call SHOAH!!!

 

[Reddit Gold]

Okay what the fuck is happening with Lukaschenko?

I'm still requiring an update on my big boy Luca Sheen.co.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Warning! Political rant:

For those who say that the DPR and LPR only exist on the life support of Russian armed forces and money, here is the "2014 Proclamation of the ACT of the Creation of the Luhansk People's Republic." A lot of people are forced at gunpoint, don't you think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOWHtJV5tD0&list=LL&index=1&t=1s
When Putin said, "The collapse of the Soviet Union was the greatest geopolitical catastrophe of the twentieth century," he got a lot of flak from the western media, but what he really meant was that it created a complicated situation in which people suddenly stopped being citizens of one country and did not necessarily agree with their new found government and were definitely not willing to move away because of that.The thing is, eastern Ukraine was mostly pro-Russian and western Ukraine was pro-European mostly because the east was always Russian territory and the west was part of Poland or Germany at some point. The fragile balance of interests ended with Yanukovych, and only God knows how it's all going to end. One thing is certain: everyone will suffer as a result of this.

I would imagine the Russian Federations decision to reduce Ethnically Russian cities like Kahrkiv and Mariople to smoking craters has crystallized things a little bit. You really see this with Odessa which back in 2014 was largely ambivalent to what happened has really switched gears and gone hostile.

At the end of the day people care more about what they can see, and what they see right now is a bunch of Gopnik Conscripts from thousands of miles away razing their homes to the fucking ground. The fact that they happen to speak the same language becomes immaterial very fast.

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

Is there something I missed? My parents are having anxiety attacks just now about banks closing, taking out money, stocking up on supplies and gas, etc.

Source was a friend of my aunt's who is a 'government official' about something big being discussed regarding Russia; so you know, salt grain the size of a boulder. Still, they're both freaking out harder than I've ever seen them.

Well, Russia is about to default on some of it's loans, they still haven't made any significant gains in Ukraine for the past week, oh and with Putin's speech today there's a very small chance he's about to go full on Stalin.

https://www.businessinsider.com/putin-says-russia-must-undergo-self-cleansing-society-2022-3

 

[Reddit Gold]

I would imagine the Russian Federations decision to reduce Ethnically Russian cities like Kahrkiv and Mariople to smoking craters has crystallized things a little bit. You really see this with Odessa which back in 2014 was largely ambivalent to what happened has really switched gears and gone hostile.

At the end of the day people care more about what they can see, and what they see right now is a bunch of Gopnik Conscripts from thousands of miles away razing their homes to the fucking ground. The fact that they happen to speak the same language becomes immaterial very fast.

Have you seen Lukaschenko?

Well, Russia is about to default on some of it's loans, they still haven't made any significant gains in Ukraine for the past week, oh and with Putin's speech today there's a very small chance he's about to go full on Stalin.

https://www.businessinsider.com/putin-says-russia-must-undergo-self-cleansing-society-2022-3

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Where's my Lukaschenko at?

 

[Dave_Ph]

If the kike Adrien Brody plays Zelemsky in the first major Hollywood movie, I'll donate $1k to our Führer @Null
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No, it'll be the arrow shooting guy from the Marvel movies

 

[I-chi]

Well, Russia is about to default on some of it's loans, they still haven't made any significant gains in Ukraine for the past week, oh and with Putin's speech today there's a very small chance he's about to go full on Stalin.

https://www.businessinsider.com/putin-says-russia-must-undergo-self-cleansing-society-2022-3

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.....Is that seriously it?

 

[Weeb_Killer]

Man, the info is coming in so slow the past page and a half has been arguing what gun on a fucking patch is supposed to be.

Mate, this entire thread lost it's bearings about 100 pages ago. Nothing has really changed in about a week, aside from the price of diesel continuing to go through the fucking roof.

Can they just get this over and done with already? My country's in enough debt as it is, we don't need to get into more fighting proxy wars and housing refugee cossacks. Either let the nukes fly or GTFO already, I'm done with this shit

 

[Reddit Gold]

My kingdom for a Lukaschenko.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

See, I'd be with you there, but for Russia already tried, with a even less civilized country, they failed in Afghanistan, America failed there too. Having the nukes does jack shit if the local wankers all want ya to get the feck out. If they had selectively bombed places, they might have taken the Russian speaking areas under their control, but their utter incompetence in regards to winning local allies might have just fucked them harder than the wee Jewish Slav ever could.

Afghanistan IS the graveyard of empires, so that's not a mark on the Soviet Union.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Rape is about power, not sex.

Please, don't use the R-word. I prefer to call it "special penis operations"

he looks like a fucking redditor jesus christ

Putin would probably be one of those assholes writing effortposts on Multimedia and trying to start a Voloydiyamyr Zelenskyyy thread in the Prospering Grounds.

Kadyrov would be shiposting in General Discussion

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

I will say, I just found out about AZOV very recetly but they're the most fascinating part of this war, to me.

War is hell, by the way.

Yeah, legit Nazis are pawns used by everyone for their own ends.

 

[Meat Target]

No, it'll be the arrow shooting guy from the Marvel movies

Ugh. Jeremy Renner played the edgy anime EOD guy in The Hurt Locker. The directors will top "going AWOL and threatening random locals won't get you court-martialed".

This time around, he will depict Zelensky himself as the Ghost of Kyiyiyiyiv, and shoot down the entire Russian air force with his surface-to-air cumshots.

 

[Dave_Ph]

I would imagine the Russian Federations decision to reduce Ethnically Russian cities like Kahrkiv and Mariople to smoking craters has crystallized things a little bit. You really see this with Odessa which back in 2014 was largely ambivalent to what happened has really switched gears and gone hostile.

At the end of the day people care more about what they can see, and what they see right now is a bunch of Gopnik Conscripts from thousands of miles away razing their homes to the fucking ground. The fact that they happen to speak the same language becomes immaterial very fast.

Nope. Coach Red Pill is in Kahrkiv. Power and utilities are still on, He said its like a lazy Sunday except for the shells outside town