Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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This thread is hilarious, it’s been derailed recently with stupid faux moral outrage. April rains sounds like a fat spinster cat lady.

Let’s just enjoy his hilarious retarded spaceship designs, the different perspectives don’t even coherently align on most (I only have this one saved and I guess this is two separate crafts?)

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The ship drawings are yet another perfect example if Pat's uncontrollable narcissism. It looks like a buttplug and was obviously drawn by someone with very little artistic ability, but man of many hats patrick drew it himself, so therefore it must be good enough to include in the book. It's funny because at a glance, he does appear to be an actual professional author with real professionally published books but before the reader can even get to the actual writing they are confronted with this piss poor, worse than amateurish garbage. His two pages of illustrations do more to damage his credibility as a pro than any of his writing.

Lol at those fucking random pipes.

 

[Fakenamemagoo]

I'm proud to announce an official line of Patrick NFTs. I made the image myself, donut steal. The bidding starts at $500,000

Spoiler: Official NFT, only the bid winner can open.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

We must trust Biden's suspect math, child.

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Bitcoin is over, child:

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Piggy logic - If I feel that someone is a traitor, then they are objectively a traitor.

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Please beg my publisher to give me another chance!

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Filed under 'that happened'

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Troons have serious gall to call anyone privileged. They're more beloved by the powers and principalities of this world than violent, stupid, buy pocks.

you kiwifags have no place to call anyone else gay. Get off OnA Forums Kool-Aid, bitch.

The first sentence is correct, but you still need to calm down, lol.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT​

Null might have to put this one on the frontpage guys:

https://archive.fo/XlE7y

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you read that right, the author that doesn't have a publishing deal and sells a handful books a month has hereby announced he will refuse any and all offers for making NFTs out of his books, that are surely flooding his inbox right now. He'll also refuse to send shirtless pictures, stop asking, ladies!!!

Gee I wonder why he's publicly obsessed with decrying technology that is completely irrelevant to him...
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Aren't NFT's a bad thing? I know they're hated by leftards by I thought this one of the times they're actually right.

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

I AM IN A WORLD OF CHILD!

I hope someone makes junk NFTs of all his intellectual properties and sells them for a few hundred dogecoin to a bunch of O and A retards.

Maybe they could make some sort of silver coin and sell it to retards.

 

[AnOminous]

man of many hats patrick

Moar like man of many FATS, child!

Aren't NFT's a bad thing? I know they're hated by leftards by I thought this one of the times they're actually right.

Pretty much. Shit is completely retarded. If you treat them as a funzo way of throwing money at people you like like StoneToss they're amusing but anyone who thinks they're an investment is a dumbfuck.

 

[JCDenthog]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT​

Null might have to put this one on the frontpage guys:

https://archive.fo/XlE7y

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you read that right, the author that doesn't have a publishing deal and sells a handful books a month has hereby announced he will refuse any and all offers for making NFTs out of his books, that are surely flooding his inbox right now. He'll also refuse to send shirtless pictures, stop asking, ladies!!!

Gee I wonder why he's publicly obsessed with decrying technology that is completely irrelevant to him...
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I've honestly thought "what if onaforums made cheap shitty NFTs just to shit on Patrick" even though NFTs are yesterday's news now.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Pretty much. Shit is completely retarded. If you treat them as a funzo way of throwing money at people you like like StoneToss they're amusing but anyone who thinks they're an investment is a dumbfuck.

And inversely, anyone who goes out of their way to take a moral stand against them (like our boy Patrick) is a fag.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Pretty much. Shit is completely retarded. If you treat them as a funzo way of throwing money at people you like like StoneToss they're amusing but anyone who thinks they're an investment is a dumbfuck.

They couldn't be any more obviously a way to try and (poorly, ineptly) launder money, and it will probably work for someone so other tards will try it out too lol

 

[Shaka Brah]

They couldn't be any more obviously a way to try and (poorly, ineptly) launder money, and it will probably work for someone so other tards will try it out too lol

It's modern art for poor people. You're laundering your money $100 at a time instead of $3 million for a sculpture of a cock and balls.

 

[Maude Snew]

Mr. Sci Pig making his space dick ships in a pointy shape. Newsflash you stupid retard:

There ain't no air in the space nigga, so you don't need to make them aerodynamic ffs.

Wrong as always, stalker. Clearly you have never been to the national Air in Space museum, child.

 

[instythot]

I've honestly thought "what if onaforums made cheap shitty NFTs just to shit on Patrick" even though NFTs are yesterday's news now.

I think you don't need to actually type out the "just to shit on Patrick" part after any "what if onaforums did x" statement

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

I just got off the phone with Pat. I requested that he stop being obese, and he declined. Outright refused. I found this to be quite rude.

Speaking of being rude, he hung up after I pointed out that he is, in my humble opinion, a fat worthless stinknigger who should seriously start considering salads.

 

[RCR]

I think you don't need to actually type out the "just to shit on Patrick" part after any "what if onaforums did x" statement

What if OnA forums mass negative reviewed his books, got him banned from Twitter multiple times, left pepperoni on his front step, dug up the most humiliating moments of his personal life and made them widely available to see, strung him along for almost a year with a 'mole' and a bullshit huffpo article, placed a lien in his house and left him with a six-figure sum of legal debt he has absolutely no ability to pay back?


And, get this, what if they did this to be mean and not nice?

 

[instythot]

What if OnA forums mass negative reviewed his books, got him banned from Twitter multiple times, left pepperoni on his front step, dug up the most humiliating moments of his personal life, strung him along for almost a year with a 'mole' and a bullshit huffpo article, placed a lien in his house and left with a six-figure sum of legal debt he has absolutely no ability to pay back?


And get this, what if they did this to be mean and not nice?

Man, I couldn't even imagine such a sequence of events

 

[Rekkington]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT​

Null might have to put this one on the frontpage guys:

https://archive.fo/XlE7y

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you read that right, the author that doesn't have a publishing deal and sells a handful books a month has hereby announced he will refuse any and all offers for making NFTs out of his books, that are surely flooding his inbox right now. He'll also refuse to send shirtless pictures, stop asking, ladies!!!

Gee I wonder why he's publicly obsessed with decrying technology that is completely irrelevant to him...
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lol he started listing his creative output and actually included Tweets.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

I just got off the phone with Pat. I requested that he stop being obese, and he declined. Outright refused. I found this to be quite rude.

Speaking of being rude, he hung up after I pointed out that he is, in my humble opinion, a fat worthless stinknigger who should seriously start considering salads.

I can tell this story is false. Why? Because fatrick would never just hang up, he always has the last word, child.

 

[instythot]

lol he started listing his creative output and actually included Tweets.

I took a second look at the spaceship drawings and the labels have me howling. "cooling fins" has images of that Simpsons episode where Homer designs a nucular plant going through my head. "I took the existing plant and added fins. I also think this racing stripe looks pretty sharp"

 

[RCR]

I took a second look at the spaceship drawings and the labels have me howling. "cooling fins" has images of that Simpsons episode where Homer designs a nucular plant going through my head. "I took the existing plant and added fins. I also think this racing stripe looks pretty sharp"

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy's line has been crossed. Mama Raven's special little boy is still really confident that the Russians would never use any nukes:



Man who abandoned his only child gives some thoughts on how children should be educated:



Piggy refuses to believe that black conservatives exist. They must all be paid actors, child.



Man who was pilloried by the entire internet for advising Ukraine citizens to fight Russian tanks with paint balloons breaks the irony meter:



Well, do ya?

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Piggy's line has been crossed. Mama Raven's special little boy is still really confident that the Russians would never use any nukes:

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Man who abandoned his only child gives some thoughts on how children should be educated:

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Piggy refuses to believe that black conservatives exist. They must all be paid actors, child.

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Man who was pilloried by the entire internet for advising Ukraine citizens to fight Russian tanks with paint balloons breaks the irony meter:

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Well, do ya?

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The Lizard King should make the pigman a eunuch as he's been ignoring the Lizard King's rightful demands and declarations.