Careercow Brendan Schaub / Big Brown / Bapa / Braindead Schlob - Brain damaged comedian trolled by homeless cats

Wow, how funny. Schaub has a thread on the farms. Not sure how much of a lolcow he is, but still funny. He was never a good fighter and he has some weird ass body dysmorphia/eating disordered behaviors 'cause some chick called him chubby a long ass time go. Let's see where this goes...
 
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I saw this dude perform standup.
He was doing a thing where he talks with the audience. Some sort of question time or request for a topic to riff on. My friends and I are MMA fans. We were shouting out at him to comment on some shit, probably the Askren vs Masvidal shitshow. He refused to get into MMA stuff with some line like "i don't do that" or something.
I was there to see this dude because my friend is an MMA fan, and here's the guy trying to be a comedian, who did MMA, refusing to engage with us on the two things that we know him for.

Fundamentally this dude must be messed up because he doesn't understand whatever potential he has.
Beige was right, the problem is that he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. A good fighter would have good commentary on fighting.
A good comedian would understand their appeal, and what their angle is. This dude went on stage and complained about his wife's family.

I think it was very wise for Joe Rogan to protect his brain from getting punched repeatedly. People respect him for his skills, but he made his career off thoughts on things, and the activity of engaging with others. Whether people want to make fun of Joe for being an ape minded guy who is famous for fear factor or not, he has earned his keep. I actually look forward to seeing Joe talk about MMA stuff. Theres a level of comfort to how steady his program has been. He's consistent.

Schaub has none of that, and I would feel bad for him if he wasn't focused on unimportant things like fashion and his hair, or treating Callen poorly when Callen is the dude that Schaub wants to be. A funny dude with fight IQ.
 
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Retink said:
A lot of Joe Rogan's buddies seem to turn out to be retarded like this guy, Jim Norton, Ari Schaffer, Kreshner, etc. I wonder what it is about Joe that attracts all of these retards.
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Retards are naturally drawn to each other
 
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The guy being sued by Schaub originally went by SaiyanZ on YouTube. He's been banned around 20 times from the platform so he's gone under many different aliases since. Over on the OnAForums he's not popular and is known as 'Mush Mouth'.

I don't have the full video that SaiyanZ put out that prompted the lawsuit, but I do know the circumstances. As stated in the OP many believe that Schaub and his long-term fiance are either in an open relationship or he's cheating on her. During one of his videos SaiyanZ played this clip and wondered aloud if Schaub was trying to cheat on his long-term fiance by handing a random girl his number on a card. This apparently infuriated Schaub who then started legal proceedings:



Something else missing in the OP is that many people like to make fun of Schaub for (allegedly) being gay:

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Mr Moonface said:
I don't have the full video that SaiyanZ put out that prompted the lawsuit. As stated in the OP many believe that Schaub and his long-term fiance are either in an open relationship or he's cheating on her. During one of his videos SaiyanZ played this clip and wondered aloud if Schaub was trying to cheat on his long-term fiance by handing a random girl his number on a card. This apparently infuriated Schaub who then started legal proceedings:
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Now I see. I searched some of his vids and he's a sperg. Seems most of his vids are like this:
Clickbait title: X exposes Schaub
Short clip with no commentary
Little mush commentary at the end: you can see that shushsdfhfehfgf.
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He also had a drama with his gf or some shit. No wonder he is hated.
He uses short clips with commentary not sure how this is a copyright violation tho.

I can add a section about Brendan being allegedly in the closet.

Great excuse to use this clip.
 
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Does he actually used the name Braindead Schlob anywhere or is that a joke you made up? If it’s a joke it’s funny, but the title of the thread is reserved for the actual aliases of the person. I didn’t see an account where he went by that, and the links at the bottom look a little messy. You can attach the hyperlink to words so instead of a big long URL you can do this:

YouTube:
The Fighter and the Kid
Below the Belt

And so on just so it’s a little less confusing. Maybe even a short description so so people know what it is. He’s on like 4 different YouTube channels.
 
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I was going to say Joe Rogans entire Death Squad or whatever is pretty fucking retarded (although Eddie Bravo makes me laugh with his brand of retardation), but I'm not even sure if Schaub was ever included in that...
 
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Does he actually used the name Braindead Schlob anywhere or is that a joke you made up? If it’s a joke it’s funny, but the title of the thread is reserved for the actual aliases of the person. I didn’t see an account where he went by that, and the links at the bottom look a little messy. You can attach the hyperlink to words so instead of a big long URL you can do this:

YouTube:
The Fighter and the Kid
Below the Belt

And so on just so it’s a little less confusing. Maybe even a short description so so people know what it is. He’s on like 4 different YouTube channels.
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Thanks for the inputs man.
I think I could add his mma nickname: Big Brown

Bapa and Braindead Schlob are not his online aliases per say but the nicknames his detractor use. They don't even write Brendan Schaub anymore it's always Bapa,B or a retarded way of saying Brendan.

You're right for the links too I will try to clean it up tonight.
 
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