Careercow Brendan Schaub / Big Brown / Bapa / Braindead Schlob - Brain damaged comedian trolled by homeless cats

[JamusActimus]

Brendan will participate to a comedy festival this month and he twetted about it.
https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/1504867515674988547
https://archive.md/wip/yyfty

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Poster from last year when they put his name as just fighter

yeah that's a lie and he's also not headlining.

vid from there
site
archive

He's just a little sattelite performer but he lies (and think people are stupid enough to believe it).
It's a stupid vain weak lie but that shows who Brendan is.
It's like going to a wedding and lying about being a bridemaid.

 

[Fren]

Hello people, glad to see you all gathering around this new forming trash fire, I cawn´t tawk b.

Will be here alot, Brendan aka Braindumb is currently my fav. lolcow.

Regarding is social media presence:
His twitter is 99% bought followers. He gets like 100 likes on an Account with 800k followers. The dude gets ratioed in his own tweets.
His fame comes from others like Toe Rogan or is just straight up bought.

Brendan will participate to a comedy festival this mount and he twetter that about it.
https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/1504867515674988547
https://archive.md/wip/yyfty
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Brandon thinks he looks like a bad ass air marshal when infact he looks like the rich kid on the short downsydrom bus.
(Video is lifted from r/TFATK, not sure how to make in smaller in the post, sorry)

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

Thanks for the op.

There are some great compilation videos out there, showing some of the fucking retarded thing he has said so far.

This one is so funny i had to laugh out loud. You'd think he is joking. And the lack of self awareness is just something different.

One of my personal favorites.

 

[Dr. Pasquale]

"MISTAH SHAWB, SOWY FO YO LAWSS"

His comedy special is one of the worst things I've seen in my life and yet this line still makes me laugh everytime I think of it

 

[Trapped in Hila’s Muff]

Just still can’t believe this idiot went and fucking SUED SAIYZANZ/Sai Zon Zee/SaiyanZ My God, I just want to be a fly on the wall of whatever courtroom happens to find itself with these two mushmouthed goobers spit-talking loogies all over hell at each other just because Brenda likes to cheat on his wife sloppily and be a total fag blaming his misfortune on a guy who basically invented misfortune, relative to that thicccheaded, Louis Vuitton wearing fruit.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I wish he would start a podcast with Tito Ortiz where they argue about politics and science.

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

This thread can definitely be moved out but I'm not sure if this is going to Internet Famous or Careercow @JamusActimus

 

[JamusActimus]

This thread can definitely be moved out but I'm not sure if this is going to Internet Famous or Careercow @JamusActimus

I would say Careercow.
I see internet famous more as people on the youtube/twitter/twitch sphere rather than "comedians".

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

A lot of Joe Rogan's buddies seem to turn out to be retarded like this guy, Jim Norton, Ari Schaffer, Kreshner, etc. I wonder what it is about Joe that attracts all of these retards.

Bert Kreischer is a lolcow for sure. His more famous stories are the “you had to be there, bro” type frat stories that always should be taken with a grain of salt. Then his jokes are just awful, punctuated with an annoying, over the top laugh.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

Bert Kreischer is a lolcow for sure. His more famous stories are the “you had to be there, bro” type frat stories that always should be taken with a grain of salt. Then his jokes are just awful, punctuated with an annoying, over the top laugh.

The only funny guy of the group is Joey Diaz. And he is more funny if he is just talking then writing jokes. The rest of them are just unfunny hacks.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Bert Kreischer is a lolcow for sure. His more famous stories are the “you had to be there, bro” type frat stories that always should be taken with a grain of salt. Then his jokes are just awful, punctuated with an annoying, over the top laugh.

The only somewhat positive thing about Kreischer is when others talk about what a colossal alcoholic he is and wondering how he is still alive. Alive in general, not just because of the booze, because he's also a moron that should have Darwin awarded himself at some point.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

I know it's off topic but for everyone who wants to see something about Bert, there is a great video about him made by Porsalin.

https://youtu.be/lfNfrF5QN3Q

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

I know it's off topic but for everyone who wants to see something about Bert, there is a great video about him made by Porsalin.

https://youtu.be/lfNfrF5QN3Q

TBH, this thread should just expand to include the gaggle of retards who revolve around Joe Rogan. They’re all lolcows but they often don’t do enough to justify their own separate threads.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Are we in the CTE arc?

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

I was also thinking about that. But IMO it should be a thread on its own because it would overshadow the cows themselves. If we wanted to do it properly, we’d need a subforum with a general thread and one for each “comic”. I doubt that there is enough interest for that and the work it would entail. Personally, I only follow the Schaub stuff from the sidelines, checking in from time to time, and haven’t watched Rogan for two to three years.


But who knows. We could also just treat it as a Happenings thread for Rogan and his circle. If so, I’d propose to create another thread mentioning the key players and some of their “attributes”. If there is interest, we could link their respective main threads in the introductory message.


What do you guys think?

 

[AngryItalianAmerican]

The only funny guy of the group is Joey Diaz. And he is more funny if he is just talking then writing jokes. The rest of them are just unfunny hacks.

And that includes Joe Rogan himself.
Great comentator, amazing host, sub Jim Norton level comedian.

 

[CommunistBoomer]

jus link to the reddit, B. Y'few yairs too late on this cow.

 

[123hell]

In a different timeline (the one where he told the referee to step in sooner) he'd still have his wits about him and the world would have a himbo comedian who can not only fight but also form a coherent sentence. Thank God we're in this timeline so we get a brain-damaged retard to laugh at.

 

[Retink]

Dankula talks about the lawsuits.

The only funny guy of the group is Joey Diaz. And he is more funny if he is just talking then writing jokes. The rest of them are just unfunny hacks.

Ari Schaffer can be funny when he's just being over the top:

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Ari Schaffer can be funny when he's just being over the top:

His sketch where he picked up mexican day laborers in a pickup and drove them to ICE was also pretty funny.

The best comedian orbiting Rogan is probably Tom Segura, he can be pretty funny. Theo Von used to be funny but I think people in that sphere got to him. The funniest guest, who isn't a comedian, might be Michael Malice. He's somewhat tuned into the larger internet shitposting culture.