Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Akashic Retard]

Man who abandoned his only child gives some thoughts on how children should be educated:

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Obese unemployed man thinks all office jobs are 9-5, uses that delusion to pontificate on something that has nothing to do with him and he has no expertise in. Just another day for Rick.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

Man who was pilloried by the entire internet for advising Ukraine citizens to fight Russian tanks with paint balloons breaks the irony meter:

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trying to hide his shame smdh
pat you will never live down the water balloon tweet.
especially now that real veterans have been getting btfo in the ukraine foreign legion. telling civvies to "have fun." pat what were you thinkin champ?
quasi is more likely to forget you owe him money than twitter forgetting that you were the balloon man.
pay quasi.

The Lizard King should make the pigman a eunuch as he's been ignoring the Lizard King's rightful demands and declarations.

lizard king should take him to task for being a sodomite.

 

[AnOminous]

They couldn't be any more obviously a way to try and (poorly, ineptly) launder money, and it will probably work for someone so other tards will try it out too lol

I don't really think it's "laundering" money to give money I earned entirely legally to someone else who happens to have been deplatformed for saying things SJWs don't like, even if the way I give it to them is deliberately meant to conceal its origin. I have the right to give them that money, they have the right to receive it, and it is absolutely fucked anyone thinks it's okay to restrict my right to do that.

 

[The I Scream Man]

I don't really think it's "laundering" money to give money I earned entirely legally to someone else who happens to have been deplatformed for saying things SJWs don't like, even if the way I give it to them is deliberately meant to conceal its origin. I have the right to give them that money, they have the right to receive it, and it is absolutely fucked anyone thinks it's okay to restrict my right to do that.

I subscribe to the conspiracy theory that they were originally created at least in part to take money gained through illegitimate means and turn it into crypto. The fact that you propose to do it with legit money is fine and good, and is a better use of the whole NFT process, and I hope fervently that people see your way and not mine when government inevitably sticks its bear paw into the beehive and starts rooting around

 

[Ophelia]

I can tell this story is false. Why? Because fatrick would never just hang up, he always has the last word, child.

Many twitter warriors are cowards over the phone. I can believe it. He had to hide under his wife’s blanket.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

pat is stupid and insane. I don't know if losing weight could help with these things.

Spoiler: off topic

I subscribe to the conspiracy theory that they were originally created at least in part to take money gained through illegitimate means and turn it into crypto. The fact that you propose to do it with legit money is fine and good, and is a better use of the whole NFT process, and I hope fervently that people see your way and not mine when government inevitably sticks its bear paw into the beehive and starts rooting around

the fuckery with nfts is speculation games. I've never seen it convincingly explained how nfts can disguise the origin of money.
laundering in the fine art world goes dirty money -> auction house that all maintain anonymity as standard practice -> loan at the bank that accepts artwork as collateral -> clean money
if you are just selling worthless crap at an exaggerated price you want a cash business, not a blockchain creating a digital paper trail for feds to root through. and no bank is going to accept your nft as collateral.

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

Many twitter warriors are cowards over the phone. I can believe it. He had to hide under his wife’s blanket.

I do not hide from Milwaukee negroes by Dutch ovening myself under my second better wife's pink blanket. Saying so is a felony. Wait for the Ukrainian army to knock on your door, little one.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

I subscribe to the conspiracy theory that they were originally created at least in part to take money gained through illegitimate means and turn it into crypto. The fact that you propose to do it with legit money is fine and good, and is a better use of the whole NFT process, and I hope fervently that people see your way and not mine when government inevitably sticks its bear paw into the beehive and starts rooting around

 

[instythot]

Oh man, I get a kick out of patso getting all righteous and angry about putin having crossed his line for war as if he gets any fucking say in the matter, or was in charge of anything more important than what he farts on all day

 

[justhereforments]

I think people here are commenting on how direct involvement (like what you are talking about) is against the ethos of the Farms, and could cause more stupid lawsuits against the Farms.

Could you just do whatever it is you want to do, and not talk about it here? Surely if it’s funny, someone will shot it and post it here?

Disagreed. I'm thankful for the OnA posters who come here to share ments. Fatty is the only decent cow at the moment imo and I'm glad others are coming here to share it with us. Stop trying to mod the thread like a faggot.

 

[ShinyStar]

Oh man, I get a kick out of patso getting all righteous and angry about putin having crossed his line for war as if he gets any fucking say in the matter, or was in charge of anything more important than what he farts on all day

Pat saying Putin has crossed his line shows how weak and ineffectual Pat is. Crossing a line is supposed to be the trigger for some sort of consequence. Putin's crossed the line - so what consequence has Pat dished out? Absolutely nothing. His talk is supposed to make him look tough, but he's such a talentless hack of a writer that he accomplishes the exact opposite.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Pat saying Putin has crossed his line shows how weak and ineffectual Pat is. Crossing a line is supposed to be the trigger for some sort of consequence. Putin's crossed the line - so what consequence has Pat dished out? Absolutely nothing. His talk is supposed to make him look tough, but he's such a talentless hack of a writer that he accomplishes the exact opposite.

Well, what can he do? He's a third-string pop sci-fi writer. Putin is the leader of one of the world's largest militaries. Patrick speaking like he has some kind of authority over Putin or ability to effectively retaliate against him is absurd.

 

[Et tu_ Nigger?]

Disagreed. I'm thankful for the OnA posters who come here to share ments. Fatty is the only decent cow at the moment imo and I'm glad others are coming here to share it with us. Stop trying to mod the thread like a faggot.

Thanks, brothaman. I'm from Owen A. Forums and have been Patposting since the weeks following Norm/11.
Some on the forum hate the farms, others think you're okay and most are indifferent. But the majority will agree that the more eyes we have on our prized pig the better. Personally, I think cumtown groupies are a bunch of faggots, but I hope when Rick brings home the gold this March Fagness we will have another converted cell of asshole spergs to make our piggy sweat.
In other words, Pat is fat.

 

[AnOminous]

Pat saying Putin has crossed his line shows how weak and ineffectual Pat is. Crossing a line is supposed to be the trigger for some sort of consequence. Putin's crossed the line - so what consequence has Pat dished out? Absolutely nothing. His talk is supposed to make him look tough, but he's such a talentless hack of a writer that he accomplishes the exact opposite.

Pat is a pathetic, fat, passive idiot. He is a man who grew up from his pathetic state as a pure catamite but is now still just a passive object of sodomy. He is a man who takes it up the ass.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy calling a strong and independent woman 'toots'.

In other news, twitter has implemented a downvote system.

 

[AnOminous]

Patrick sure sounds like a rapist. Why is this man mansplaining women things to women?

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Pat saying Putin has crossed his line shows how weak and ineffectual Pat is. Crossing a line is supposed to be the trigger for some sort of consequence. Putin's crossed the line - so what consequence has Pat dished out? Absolutely nothing. His talk is supposed to make him look tough, but he's such a talentless hack of a writer that he accomplishes the exact opposite.

Pat thinks that the way to look like a tough guy is by giving orders in decisive language. But actual tough guys know that you never give an order that you know will be disobeyed, because they know that makes them look weak. Pat, having absolutely no authority of any kind, literally can't give any other type of order, and looks as weak as they come. And he seems to be completely unaware of this.

 

[instythot]

Pat saying Putin has crossed his line shows how weak and ineffectual Pat is. Crossing a line is supposed to be the trigger for some sort of consequence. Putin's crossed the line - so what consequence has Pat dished out? Absolutely nothing. His talk is supposed to make him look tough, but he's such a talentless hack of a writer that he accomplishes the exact opposite.

Uh, in the red will be hastily rewritten with pladimir vutin as the antagonist and released as a pick your own price e-book without paying for an editor. Do you think you can even begin to understand consequences, child?

 

[ImportantOpinions]

Disagreed. I'm thankful for the OnA posters who come here to share ments. Fatty is the only decent cow at the moment imo and I'm glad others are coming here to share it with us. Stop trying to mod the thread like a faggot.

You wanna come hang, come hang. There's so many Pat facts that don't get brought to the farms.

For one, did you kiwis know Pat's great-great-etc grandfather was a British soldier in the Revolutionary War? Got mortally wounded in the Battle of Saratoga, left for dead by the Brits, nursed back to health by a local family, married their daughter and had 1700s sex that eventually resulted in Patrick. But then also abandoned two kids in Britain, fuck you kids, I got an American wife now.

 

[AnOminous]

I will butt fuck Fat Rick just for fun. I will anally rape him. I will play banjo while I do it to this fat fucking fuck.