Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Uzumaki]

I wouldn't get too excited about the lyrics matching what he's already posted; that's literally the bare minimum of effort a troll would have to put in.

It doesn't have the ring of authenticity to me, but nothing Russ does comes off as entirely human to me so who the fuck knows?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Has anyone catalogued this yet? I'm guessing no because I am literally the second viewer. I can't tell if this is him or someone made this shit up for a giggle. Situational irony. lol.

She don't like Nice Guys feat. Zachary Staines - lyrics.com. Archive.

It's 10 A.M., she wakes up
Cries about another break up
11 PM, she posts on Instagram
She shares her Tinder Horror stories
But the situational irony of It all
Is that I've been here
For her through it all
But despite my best
I only seem to get the shaft
And I try my best
Not to laugh
Because it's funny how
Nice guys never win
No, she don't like nice guys
(Oh way oh)
She likes the bad boys
Who make her cry
She don't like gentlemen
Who hold the door
She likes dirtbags
Who leave her lying on
The floor
She don't like nice guys
La la la la la
La la la la la ah
La la la la la
It's pretty obvious to see
She don't like nice guys
Like me
It's 11 AM, she puts
On her make up
Ready for another meet up
12 AM, she's heartbroken Again
She Swears all guys lie Cheat, steal and sin
But the situational irony of it all
Is that I've been here for Her through it all
But despite my best
I only seem to get the shaft
And I try my best
Not to laugh
Because it's funny how
Nice guys never win
No, she don't like nice guys
(Oh way oh)
She likes the bad boys
Who make her cry
She don't like gentlemen
Who hold the door
She likes dirtbags
Who leave her
Lying on the floor
She don't like nice guys
La la la la la
La la la la la ah
La la la la la
It's pretty obvious to see
She don't like nice guys Like me
You may think it's
Narcissistic
For me to say that
I'm a nice guy
And that you like bad guys
Baby, I just say what I see
No, she don't like nice guys
(Oh way oh)
She likes the bad boys
Who make her cry
She don't like gentlemen
Who hold the door
She likes dirtbags
Who leave her lying on
The floor
She don't like nice guys
La la la la la
La la la la la ah
La la la la la
It's pretty obvious to see
She don't like nice guys
She says, "Where are all The nice guys
Why can't I find
A good Guy
What's the matter with
The nice guys
And I just go, ugh
Blah blah blah blah blah
Blah ah ah ahh
Blah blah blah blah blah
Yeah
She don't like nice guys
Yeah
She don't like nice guys
She don't like nice guys
It's obvious
She don't like
She don't like
She don't like
Nice guys
Like me

Russtard is such a lyricist. But it's the anthem of internet "nice guys" everywhere. How ironic that Russtard has basically admitted he's an internet nice guy.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

He really went and wrote the incel anthem.

 

[AnOminous]

This is the next best thing to having the song. I've been dying to know what the lyrics actually are. It's exactly what i hoped it would be the incel anthem. Russ please start wearing a fedora.

Bill Hicks ripped this song off a long time ago before he croaked, but he concealed this by having it be a joke and actually being able to play an instrument.

 

[the khat quaffer]

He managed to stretch it over 4 minutes somehow.
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I love this so much I can't adequately explain how. His slack-jawed, dead-fish gaze next to an actual, honest-to-fuck discography. It's not a good discography, it's not much of one either, but it's technically a real track listing, next to his face. It's like a child holding up a a macaroni art picture he made at cub scouts or your grandfather's clay sculpture of a horse after he had a paralyzing stroke.

Every now and then I stop to think how prolific he is. The songs, the mind-boggling and constant pestering of any 9/10 female with (or without) a pulse, the PACs, the lawsuits...well, the lawsuits not so much because it takes time away from null he could have spent fixing cracks in the site or maybe resting...but everything else. Pissing off the entire judicial branch, getting restraining orders...He's a prolific little shit stain, you've gotta give him that.

I hate that I can't show shit like this to anyone outside of the farms. I'd have a shit-eating grin on my face and they'd just say 'I don't get it? So he's a singer? He looks Canadian.'

 

[DumbDude42]

Has anyone catalogued this yet? I'm guessing no because I am literally the second viewer. I can't tell if this is him or someone made this shit up for a giggle. Situational irony. lol.

She don't like Nice Guys feat. Zachary Staines - lyrics.com. Archive.

It's 10 A.M., she wakes up
Cries about another break up
11 PM, she posts on Instagram
She shares her Tinder Horror stories
But the situational irony of It all
Is that I've been here
For her through it all
But despite my best
I only seem to get the shaft
And I try my best
Not to laugh
Because it's funny how
Nice guys never win
No, she don't like nice guys
(Oh way oh)
She likes the bad boys
Who make her cry
She don't like gentlemen
Who hold the door
She likes dirtbags
Who leave her lying on
The floor
She don't like nice guys
La la la la la
La la la la la ah
La la la la la
It's pretty obvious to see
She don't like nice guys
Like me
It's 11 AM, she puts
On her make up
Ready for another meet up
12 AM, she's heartbroken Again
She Swears all guys lie Cheat, steal and sin
But the situational irony of it all
Is that I've been here for Her through it all
But despite my best
I only seem to get the shaft
And I try my best
Not to laugh
Because it's funny how
Nice guys never win
No, she don't like nice guys
(Oh way oh)
She likes the bad boys
Who make her cry
She don't like gentlemen
Who hold the door
She likes dirtbags
Who leave her
Lying on the floor
She don't like nice guys
La la la la la
La la la la la ah
La la la la la
It's pretty obvious to see
She don't like nice guys Like me
You may think it's
Narcissistic
For me to say that
I'm a nice guy
And that you like bad guys
Baby, I just say what I see
No, she don't like nice guys
(Oh way oh)
She likes the bad boys
Who make her cry
She don't like gentlemen
Who hold the door
She likes dirtbags
Who leave her lying on
The floor
She don't like nice guys
La la la la la
La la la la la ah
La la la la la
It's pretty obvious to see
She don't like nice guys
She says, "Where are all The nice guys
Why can't I find
A good Guy
What's the matter with
The nice guys
And I just go, ugh
Blah blah blah blah blah
Blah ah ah ahh
Blah blah blah blah blah
Yeah
She don't like nice guys
Yeah
She don't like nice guys
She don't like nice guys
It's obvious
She don't like
She don't like
She don't like
Nice guys
Like me

who could have published these lyrics? only russ himself or the production company who made the song for him? or it's just made up fake, we can't know at this point

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

And tell us your favorite anime. I suppose we should be glad he doesn't study the blade.

Between his grease and drool that would be the most toxic blade in existence. Only rivaled by the mouth of a komodo dragon. You know his favorite anime would some shitty harem anime.

 

[Pee Cola]

Has anyone catalogued this yet? I'm guessing no because I am literally the second viewer. I can't tell if this is him or someone made this shit up for a giggle. Situational irony. lol.

She don't like Nice Guys feat. Zachary Staines - lyrics.com. Archive.

I had a completely different style and tempo in mind until I found old mate Zachary.

He claims to sound like Ryan Tedder, Jon Bellion or Charlie Puth, but I've never heard of any of those singers. Zac's voice is whiny enough to lend itself well to a self-pity anthem, let's put it that way.

Probably the most generic singing voice I've ever heard, but what do you expect for $300? (archive)

 

[The Great Citracett]

who could have published these lyrics? only russ himself or the production company who made the song for him? or it's just made up fake, we can't know at this point

Probably Russ. He's done the same thing with other songs. He's also paid for positive song reviews too. It's how he builds hype.

 

[Bridgeburner]

I wouldn't get too excited about the lyrics matching what he's already posted; that's literally the bare minimum of effort a troll would have to put in.

Sure, I thought so too about his handjob for a ride story, yet here we are.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

who could have published these lyrics? only russ himself or the production company who made the song for him? or it's just made up fake, we can't know at this point

Russ could have published it in preperation to post his song, and when he decided to delay the song, and eventually cancel it, he could have forgotten to remove it. Or he could have had a deal with the artist so that the artist published the lyrics, and Russ forgot to remove it or couldn't.

 

[Drowningman]

The day he does release it and if there is a video with it, expect 3 to 5 minutes of Russ shoving " his dating problems because he is " disabled "..Groan..

 

[Pee Cola]

The day he does release it and if there is a video with it, expect 3 to 5 minutes of Russ shoving " his dating problems because he is " disabled "..Groan..

Yep. His monologues at the beginning and the end of the video, shot in portrait mode through his smartphone's grease-encrusted lens, will be the cherry on top.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Sure, I thought so too about his handjob for a ride story, yet here we are.

That bit of lore just breaks my brain. I can't even imagine Russell trying to do a double stack handy shandy with his little hobbit hands. Ugh, the thought of him dirty talking, too... It'd be like those South Park aliens. "Ohh yeah lemme suck your jaggon baby... Whip it out..."

The inside of that car must have been like a fucking car wash.

 

[odumegwu]

You know his favorite anime would some shitty harem anime.

The Rising of Shield Hero; this anime plays on so many things Russ would dig so much. Main hero gets rejected because out of all 4 champions, he gets a magical shield and that's big cultural no-no. Then he gets betrayed by the noble girl and played like a fiddle. Because no one wants to help him, MC resorts to buying a slave girl and starts raising her. And it's just the start... It's incel anthem anime. Yes, MC gets to take a revenge on noble girl which involves humiliation in front of whole court; why do you ask?

 

[TractorGirl]

Those lyrics just scream “I have a basement, I just need a ruse to get you in it”

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Did he have any kind of deal or contract with the guy that actually sang the song? Like, it must be released in 2022, or it has to be released on this timeline?

I'm pretty sure the services he uses are work for hire and he retains property and use rights as he pleases. The vocalists don't even want credit for it, can you believe it?

I suspect this is just Russ thinking, again, that he can hold the world hostage by threatening not to release his new hit jam if he doesn't go viral first and people will all give him whatever he wants, because he's that valuable. Eventually he'll plop it out when he fails to get any attention anyway. Unless it is a contractual dispute because he hasn't paid, as people have mentioned.

La la la la la
La la la la la ah
La la la la la

has nothing on A WHOO HOO HOOOOOO

"oh way oh" would have promise except nothing can be as funny if it's not sung by the balding goblin.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

If She don't like Nice Guys ever breaks free of its viral teaser campaign and storms the hit parade, then an appropriate video would be a montage composed of Greer's social media posts and restraining orders. If you want to go really highbrow with it, and make one of those arty promos where the song stops and there is some talking, then footage from one of Greer's trials would slot in very nicely.

 

[the khat quaffer]

The Rising of Shield Hero; this anime plays on so many things Russ would dig so much. Main hero gets rejected because out of all 4 champions, he gets a magical shield and that's big cultural no-no. Then he gets betrayed by the noble girl and played like a fiddle. Because no one wants to help him, MC resorts to buying a slave girl and starts raising her. And it's just the start... It's incel anthem anime. Yes, MC gets to take a revenge on noble girl which involves humiliation in front of whole court; why do you ask?

I think it's attack on titan, he probably sees himself as one of the tall ones with perfect teeth, smashing all the chads and girls that rejected him.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

I just feel like he's engaging in some serious Swiftism right now. We relied on his words and his representations that the song would release soon. As a public figure he has a duty to us, his fans. He used no disclaimers and therefore something something vicarious liability.

I'm feeling shafted, cockblocked, and overall #swifted.

My Jimmies are Russell'd.

When I found out Russell wasn't releasing "She Don't Like Nice Guys," I vomited and had a panic attack. Then I jumped in front of a train but someone pushed me out of the way at the last second.

I can't tell if this is him or someone made this shit up for a giggle. Situational irony. lol.

I absolutely believe it's him. 1. It has that intangible, Greery quality. 2. If it were made up by a troll, it would be full of "WOO HOO HOO suck me my penis" nonsense. 3. It's not THAT bad. Yes, it's bad, but it's technically far better than "Can't imagine being 15/And waiting for Romeo/On that white horse/Making you believe it was a love story, etc." Why would a troll fabricate something that's merely mediocre rather than ludicrously awful?