Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

Who is Skylan's biological father?

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Vi0l3t said:
Shes saying its him lol
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Kim pretending dalton built this, yeah right lmfao.
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I recognise the name Lillian Lehnert. I did a very quick search for her on the Farms and apparently she's also touched Russell Greer and Lucas Werner. Apologies if someone already sussed this out (I see nothing from searching), and I suppose it's of no real consequence, but I just found it interesting.
 
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Well that’s interesting.

As we know, Sammie regularly LARPS being Mexican and speaking Spanish and she’s posted pictures of her Mexican aunt.

Mexican aunt must not be too close with her niece if she’s congratulating her but she exists.

I don’t think it’s by blood though, I thought I remembered reading that it was by marriage.
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Goddammit that sucked, Sammie. I agree, worst fake babby ever. Here's to hoping this all falls apart when everyone starts wanting to visit. But honestly I think most of her commenters are just trolls and playing along like the kiwis are. If any of her acquaintances actually believe she had a chocolate babby then I shall eat my hat.

Now Kim, on the other hand, as gross as she is, delivers (pun intended). And carries her babbies in plastic bags for all to see.

Kim 1, Sammie 0.
 
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associatedweirdo said:
Janice is just straight to the point eh?
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Dalton posted a bunch of cringey Tik toks mostly dueting with various white trash broads. The one where he’s dancing in his nasty ass room is particularly funny . What a weird shaped body …not as bad as Kim’s but goddamn that baby is genetically fucked .
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Love that hospital gown tacked up over the window .... Saw it in Better Trash and Trailers magazine!

Edited to add, I've never seen perfect designer cable-knit blankets used in a maternity ward. Obvious fake photo.
As far as color, even the darkest black/mixed babies appear lighter than you would expect at birth. But it ain't Sammies kid.
 
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Jeep1971 said:
Love that hospital gown tacked up over the window .... Saw it in Better Trash and Trailers magazine!

Edited to add, I've never seen perfect designer cable-knit blankets used in a maternity ward. Obvious fake photo.
As far as color, even the darkest black/mixed babies appear lighter than you would expect at birth. But it ain't Sammies kid.
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agreed and they still usually have some obvious mixed features at birth too. That’s a white or white/Hispanic baby. ALSO no puffy just vaginally born look and looks way more alert than a baby born a few hours ago.
 
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CaseyTatumm said:
agreed and they still usually have some obvious mixed features at birth too. That’s a white or white/Hispanic baby. ALSO no puffy just vaginally born look and looks way more alert than a baby born a few hours ago.
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Thank you for pointing that out, I was about to. A vaginal birth baby is going to have a pointy head, and a very puffy face, no matter how quick or easy the delivery

Edit: I just wanted to emphasize how disappointing this arc was. I spent MONTHS waiting for the conclusion of this mess and this was my reward? I need a new cow...
 
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SpiceyHuman said:
Thank you for pointing that out, I was about to. A vaginal birth baby is going to have a pointy head, and a very puffy face, no matter how quick or easy the delivery

Edit: I just wanted to emphasize how disappointing this arc was. I spent MONTHS waiting for the conclusion of this mess and this was my reward? I need a new cow...
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Don’t give up, Kim still has tons of milk left in her 😂😂😂
 
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