Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Useful_Mistake]

I think he would use a different Russ saying. Something along the lines of, "The judge was also biased against disabled people"

That's clearly a lie. Everyone knows that the judge wasn't real and the dirty kiwi trolls made him up.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

That's clearly a lie. Everyone knows that the judge wasn't real and the dirty kiwi trolls made him up.

No, we made up Melinda's judge. We just bribed the judges in Greer's case because Greer will actually show up. We can make up Melinda's judge because she will just get pregnant to avoid any actual court hearings

 

[Useful_Mistake]

No, we made up Melinda's judge. We just bribed the judges in Greer's case because Greer will actually show up. We can make up Melinda's judge because she will just get pregnant to avoid any actual court hearings

Hey, she has shown up to, at least, three court hearings.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Russell Greer: The Emotionally Troubled Troubadour

 

[Kosher Salt]

No, we made up Melinda's judge. We just bribed the judges in Greer's case because Greer will actually show up. We can make up Melinda's judge because she will just get pregnant to avoid any actual court hearings

I thought we made up Josh's lawyer (the protonmail guy). Did we make up the judge too?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Hey, she has shown up to, at least, three court hearings.

Yeah but we can't keep throwing a wig on baby yoda. There are only so many times he will show up before realizing she won't show her butthole to the court.

I thought we made up Josh's lawyer (the protonmail guy). Did we make up the judge too?

I can't remember who we bribed and who is real. Someone must still have the excel doc lying around keeping track of this stuff

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I thought we made up Josh's lawyer (the protonmail guy)

I didn't know I was made up. People on Kiwi Farms told me I was real.

Yeah but we can't keep throwing a wig on baby yoda. There are only so many times he will show up before realizing she won't show her butthole to the court.

He should get creative. I'm sure she'd pull down her pants before a judge if that would help convince judge that she has tons of sex.

 

[Kosher Salt]

I can't remember who we bribed and who is real. Someone must still have the excel doc lying around keeping track of this stuff

Well, if anyone knows, it's Useful_Mistake.

I didn't know I was made up. People on Kiwi Farms told me I was real.

Oh, that's right. I knew there was something fishy about that guy. Figures that he'd be a kiwi farmer. But we made up the part about you being an actual lawyer right?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Well, if anyone knows, it's Useful_Mistake.

IIRC, Null is the head of USA (because according to Pam Swain, Biden is Null's puppet) which gives us great influence over the courts. We bribed Pam's, Mel's, and Russ' judges, as well as comitted a massive "Russ bad" campaign to stop that one girl he liked from getting in his pants, to scare his family and to keep him from employment or something, and to get his landlord to kick him out.

Re:girl cause funny:

But we made up the part about you being an actual lawyer right?

Naturally. All the official looking documents that are everywhere were faked by us for a very secret purpose.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He managed to stretch it over 4 minutes somehow.
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I'm anticipating an 80s style power ballad.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

What do you all think, will we get a ruling from the judge today?

 

[Meat Target]

What do you all think, will we get a ruling from the judge today?

You're the one who's able to find stuff and stay abreast of the cases. You tell us.

 

[Complete Reprobate]

What do you all think, will we get a ruling from the judge today?

It's Friday, baby! Let's get some legal docs to argue over all weekend!

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[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

What do you all think, will we get a ruling from the judge today?

I think the judge will rule that Kiwi Farms is legally allowed to take Russell's money, pay his favorite prostitute, and have sex with her while Russell watches.

At least that's what we paid the judge to rule for

 

[RodgerDodger]

What do you all think, will we get a ruling from the judge today?

In which case? Null’s is still tied up in mediation round three or four. The AGT case seems a bit soon for a ruling.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

In which case? Null’s is still tied up in mediation round three or four. The AGT case seems a bit soon for a ruling.

I meant AGT, although it's possible that the mediation will collapse soon and we'll get the appeal moving. Why do you think it's too soon for ATG ruling?

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I think the judge will rule that Kiwi Farms is legally allowed to take Russell's money, pay his favorite prostitute, and have sex with her while Russell watches.

At least that's what we paid the judge to rule for

But who's the official representative of Kiwi Farms to do the actual sex? I'm sure we must have at least one member whose legal name is actually Chad who can do it.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

But who's the official representative of Kiwi Farms to do the actual sex? I'm sure we must have at least one member whose legal name is actually Chad who can do it.

@Useful_Mistake who on our excel sheet is available to cuck Russell after the ruling?

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

If Mr Greer does not release his song, any pervert in possession of the same greerlips that Rackets owns could use the lyrics and produce a true & honest Greer version without mr Robby Johnson doing everything
the music track could be performed by the monkey with cymbals toy in the true and honest spirit

 

[JektheDumbass]

But who's the official representative of Kiwi Farms to do the actual sex? I'm sure we must have at least one member whose legal name is actually Chad who can do it.

As a fat ugly bastard I volunteer.