Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[Sammies#1Fan]

I think Marci has her number. If not, then a little more of my faith in humanity will die.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

I cant stop checking this thread or refresing sammies pages. I have a problem.

 

[RonRiot]

Luckily she’s too lazy/dumb to swipe a real baby. One of those creepy realistic dolls is probably too expensive, so my hope is she’ll at least start carting round a dollar store babydoll. It’s win-win. Sammie gets a perpetual chocolate baby, and when the pit bull chews the legs off she can buy a new one.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

OMG when are we going to get an update? Will Marci get her wish? Will Sammie get her tacos? Will Kim's babby finally yeet itself to join its twin? Will Tonka keep fucking with Sarge? Will Sarge resist the charms of the Muldrow meth thots?

Stay tuned...

 

[W00K #17]

I think she's realized she's fully dug in now, but didn't think far ahead enough beyond "post I had a babby and get likes". And now that that part is over she's radio silent while she ponders her next move.

I really wish I could see the hamster wheel spinning in her brain right now. Bless your heart, Sammie.

 

[Vi0l3t]

She ignores everything about babby Cameron but answers about food.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

She ignores everything about babby Cameron but answers about food.
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But why does her husband need to go get food? All she had to do was answer Lillian and she would have had tacos sent to her in the hospital

 

[Vaganabanana]

It was a good 3-4 hours before I was able to rest after giving birth and even then I was wide awake. She's full of shit, but I don't have to tell you guys that.

I didn’t get any “real rest” (more than two hours) for four days after my last was born due to my anxiety with making sure my baby was ok. I know my circumstances was a little extreme but point being is that she’s full of shit

 

[CaseyTatumm]

People keep questioning her lol, hopefully shell rise and shine soon and update us.
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Courtney is a total troll tocos. Everyone is on to her lol

@Vaganabanana that post birth anxiety is real. Every kid I’ve had, I sit there and check/recheck if they’re breathing. Fun times!

 

[Frozen Winter Shitstick]

I didn’t get any “real rest” (more than two hours) for four days after my last was born due to my anxiety with making sure my baby was ok. I know my circumstances was a little extreme but point being is that she’s full of shit

Doesn't seem so extreme, I was in the same boat. If Sammie truly lost so many children while pregnant, she would be up all night watching over little Cameron... if he existed, of course.

And thank goodness he doesn't! Imagine having that dumbass for a mom. Poor Bentley and her little girl she hardly mentions.

 

[W00K #17]

Darnell is stoked to be a dad!

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

Darnell is stoked to be a dad!


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We really need a laugh sticker. I know it's not happening but it would be awesome. Anyway, this is fucking amazing. Goddamn Sammie, just had a babby and still able to switch between 16 different FB profiles and keep in character in each one. I wonder how she does it, such a supermom.

 

[Blanche]

The size of the photo and quality of Sammys 'baby' makes me think it's a screenshot from a youtube video, but I could be wrong. It's strangely cropped.


ETA: What if she stole someone elses banner? lol

 

[CaseyTatumm]

We really need a laugh sticker. I know it's not happening but it would be awesome. Anyway, this is fucking amazing. Goddamn Sammie, just had a babby and still able to switch between 16 different FB profiles and keep in character in each one. I wonder how she does it, such a supermom.

I agree on the laugh sticker!

She actually does a pretty good job of switching profiles lol. I’m waiting for ones of these days when she accidentally posts as the wrong person on the wrong profile. I also look forward to the real Darnell finding out about all her weird fake profiles and their fake family.

@Blanche she probably did

 

[Vi0l3t]

Lol. She cant show pics he has jaundice under a light! You can be in the nicu and take photos of your baby under the light. All parents do it.

 

[Blanche]

Comments seem to be missing from Darnell's sister..

 

[Vi0l3t]

Comments seem to be missing from Darnell's sister..

I think when she posts this stuff she blocks them from it, Facebook has a feature that let's you do it. Everyone else can see but the people you block from it.

I didn’t get any “real rest” (more than two hours) for four days after my last was born due to my anxiety with making sure my baby was ok. I know my circumstances was a little extreme but point being is that she’s full of shit

I didnt either. Especially nicu issues.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Lol. She cant show pics he has jaundice under a light! You can be in the nicu and take photos of your baby under the light. All parents do it.
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Oh no! Another babby with yellow sink disease! How awful. (Even though that pic she stole of a days old baby didn’t show any signs of jaundice, but okay).

Come on, Sammie, step it up.

 

[Blanche]

I think when she posts this stuff she blocks them from it, Facebook has a feature that let's you do it. Everyone else can see but the people you block from it.

I didnt either. Especially nicu issues.

Wouldn't a custom status show a gear, or is that only seen user side?

 

[Vi0l3t]

Wouldn't a custom status show a gear, or is that only seen user side?

I think its completely hidden to everyone but the poster themselves