Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

I know people that kind of do this when they drink too much, and are nearing a blackout level. Did he take an extended sip of water like a couple minutes prior to this?
I think it would be more obvious from his behavior overall if he were THAT drunk on stream. He says the n-word often enough off camera for it slip out while he's, presumably, a little buzzed, so it stands to reason that a legit sloshed pigroach is even more apt to let loose with it.

Among other embarrassing things, I'm sure.
 
Aww grandpa Burnell is sleepy, maybe some gin and gatcha will cheer him up.

This happens during most late streams. This fucker rolls out of bed at what? 10 in the morning and will start yawning during the day stream and be all tuckered when the late stream starts.

His lifestyle really has been doing damage to his carcass.
I'm assuming he stays up most of the night then, that would explain the 2AM gin tweets he always does. Probably drinks himself into a stupor and wanders around the pigpen angrily tweeting and spending on his gachas.
Phil better hope that if he has a heart attack or something, it's at a time and place where Katherine is likely to find him quickly, because if it isn't, no joke, that's going to mean the difference between surviving it and not.
Knowing Phil he would vehemently deny he ever had a heart attack and instead bitch about hospital costs on stream because he had to go for a annual check-up or something.
 
"The left side of my face doesn't droop guys, fuck off."
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Knowing Phil he would vehemently deny he ever had a heart attack and instead bitch about hospital costs on stream because he had to go for a annual check-up or something.
If he even brought it up at all. We all know the reason he talked about Leanna's hospital visit was because it was Leanna, not him, who had an episode, and later on, when addressing the fact that she dumped his ass, he was all "It's no one elses business", because then the truth would've wounded his ego. He's very sensitive as soon as it's about him.
Do you actually believe this?
Of course. Any white guy who grew up in the '90s has gotten used to the soft-A version, to the point where they use it, even if it's rare. Phil is a white guy who grew up in the '90s, except he has only ever gone straight for the hard-R, which means he says it way more often the aforementioned, because he's too stupid to be scared of it, or grasp the difference.

Not to mention him getting pissy after his recent slip, that's somebody who feels entitled and doesn't want to admit it.
 
Of course. Any white guy who grew up in the '90s has gotten used to the soft-A version, to the point where they use it, even if it's rare. Phil is a white guy who grew up in the '90s, except he has only ever gone straight for the hard-R, which means he says it way more often the aforementioned, because he's too stupid to be scared of it, or grasp the difference.

Not to mention him getting pissy after his recent slip, that's somebody who feels entitled and doesn't want to admit it.
Phil was valedictorian of a basketball-American factory, by the time he was 18 he heard the gamer word so many times it registers to him as about as offensive as words like 'robust', or 'custom'.
 
Phil was valedictorian of a basketball-American factory, by the time he was 18 he heard the gamer word so many times it registers to him as about as offensive as words like 'robust', or 'custom'.
Pretty much. Plenty of other folks are like that, it's just extremely colored with Phil (no pun intended) because he's the type to get all shitty with others when his behavior has consequences. So whether he's hateful towards blacks or not, he's going to come off that way, and no amount of educating him on anything is ever going to accomplish anything. Whether he's meaning to be offensive or not, he can't handle any criticism, and refuses to change, so it doesn't even matter what he considers offensive. He's going to keep doing it, even if he has to hold back while on stream.

It stands to reason he lets loose off camera, with a LOT of things. He has already been caught calling someone a retard in one of his Patreon videos he quit doing because someone leaked it, instead of just, you know, not saying such things.
 
How much actual sunlight does this troglodyte receive? His complexion has always looked sickly and unhealthy, like he's been locked in 24/7 solitary confinement for 10 years like Papillon.

I don't follow Phil super closely, just checking in once every few years hoping to hear of his ban from Twitch one of these days. So for you guys that follow him super close, does he ever actually go outside or even have the windows open?
 
Going by what he tells us, and I know he lies all the time, he leaves the snort fort once a week for a few hours to buy groceries (X) and pet supplies.

He does open the window in the pig sti. He will yell at the fucking Mexican landscapers...after having closed the window.
 
this would be better posted on the phils weird body thread.
but to answer your question. he lives in seattle, im not sure that place is known for being sunny.
phil also only goes out once a week to buy groceries or cut his hair. so according to that, he gets one day a week of indirect sunlight at best. even then, its not even close to a whole day.
 
He takes Vitamin D supplements because he knows he doesn't get enough sunlight. I know he likes to stick to his autistic schedule, but it's not like stepping outside a few extra minutes a day is going to kill him and make his life worse in any meaningful way, unless he values gacha over his health.

It's pretty evident he just prefers being inside all day since it's a combination of laziness, stupidity and fear of the outdoors.

He's even said when asked that the idea of picnics and eating outdoors on the beach or park absolutely terrifies him.
 
I could've sworn there was some contention about whether Phil even went out to get his groceries anymore, or if he just got them delivered.
Regardless, he's a complete agoraphobic.

I think one of the most telling statements he's ever made was when he said he was actually afraid to go to Walmart because he thinks there's going to be junkies doing drugs in the parking lot and he's going to get robbed on his way into the store. That is an honest to god thing he said.

I even found the clip:
 
this would be better posted on the phils weird body thread.
but to answer your question. he lives in seattle, im not sure that place is known for being sunny.
phil also only goes out once a week to buy groceries or cut his hair. so according to that, he gets one day a week of indirect sunlight at best. even then, its not even close to a whole day.
Take away every post from the main thread that could be filed in one of the satellite threads and we'd drop a few thousand pages. Sad, but true.
 
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