Containment What If?

[Somar]

what if Chris got maced by the same person he maced?

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris(tine) was hosted a game show?

 

[Marvin]

what if Chris got maced by the same person he maced?

Y'know, an eye-for-an-eye model of justice might do Chris some good...

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Y'know, an eye-for-an-eye model of justice might do Chris some good...

I think comprehending that would require Chris to realize that he'd done something wrong, which seems unlikely even if it was the exact same thing he'd done being done to him.

 

[Marvin]

I think comprehending that would require Chris to realize that he'd done something wrong, which seems unlikely even if it was the exact same thing he'd done being done to him.

Compliance does not require understanding.

 

[Elaine Benes]

What if Chris(tine) was hosted a game show?

The grand prize would be a trip to China.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Barb maced Chris?

 

[Somar]

What if Barb maced Chris?

Barb would threaten to mace Chris if he didn't get her share of the tugboat money. Chris would explain that he already spent it all on legos and tools for his anti blarms campaign. Barb would precede to mace Chris violenty.
What if Chris applied for a job as a mall santa so he could have girls sit on his lap, but got stuck working as a elf instead?

 

[picklehaube]

What if Chris applied for a job as a mall santa so he could have girls sit on his lap, but got stuck working as a elf instead?

He'd get sacked by Santa because he'd be too busy having "Imagination Play" with the toys after he's made them.

What if Chris was one of the Brady Bunch?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was one of the Brady Bunch?

He'd badly disguise himself as Alice the housekeeper in order to do that.

What if Chris lived during ancient Egypt?

 

[Holdek]

What if Chris lived during ancient Egypt?

He would have stored Barb's hoard in the pyramids.

 

[Somar]

what if instead of Chris being obsessed with playstation and hating xbox it was the other way around?

 

[Vault Boy]

what if instead of Chris being obsessed with playstation and hating xbox it was the other way around?

He'd call the PlayStation a PayStation, and he would probably bitch at 343 Industries for changing the Master Chief's armor. It may or may not have lead to a macing incident.

What if Chris entered an Animus from the Assassin's Creed series?

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

Is this going under the assumption that he didn't become sterile after he stuck his duck in the snow for 15 minutes?

Well, he...wait, when did he do THAT?!

 

[Vault Boy]

Well, he...wait, when did he do THAT?!

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Cwcsicle

I doubt that he went sterile, but he did do this years ago. The boy ain't right.

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris entered an Animus from the Assassin's Creed series?

He'd be annoyed when he finds he can't access Anne Boleyn as he doesn't have her genetic memories, and is instead a dirty peasant that can't even do sick backflips off buildings and such,

 

[GolgoXIII]

What if you found a profile of Chris on AshleyMadison and it was your first result.

 

[picklehaube]

i'd myself and do nothing

 

[GolgoXIII]

What if Chris became the next Eminem?

 

[Asperchewy]

What if the TV show Jackass put up those "Do not try this at home or send us videos of you doing stupid stuff" Disclaimers because Chris kept sending them stupid/nasty videos.