Containment What If?

[GolgoXIII]

Then we know who got the show cancelled and what likely progressed his autism.

 

[Somar]

what if Chris went on suvivor?

 

[Apocalypso]

what if Chris went on suvivor?

He wouldn't survive ten minutes.

What Chris' anus was the gateway to another dimension?

 

[18plusful]

What if he he won like millions of dollars? I wonder how his Sonichu-palace would look like...

 

[Vault Boy]

What if he he won like millions of dollars? I wonder how his Sonichu-palace would look like...

It'd be made out of Legos, and it would look absolutely hideous.

What if Chris collaborated with Tommy Wiseau to make a movie about Sonichu?

 

[GS 281]

The Room would be made of LEGOs

 

[GolgoXIII]

Tommy Wiseau voices over Sonichu and all the hedgehogs. Some lines include " You're tearing me apart Julaaaayyyyyyyy."

What if Chris kidnapped Princess Peach for himself?

 

[jacobsonic]

What if Chris fought against Frieza?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris fought against Frieza?

It would take Chris over 9000 episodes to land one hit on Frieza, you don't want to know how long it'll take for Chris to admit defeat.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris finds out that he was an alien sent to Earth to help humanity ala Superman?

 

[GolgoXIII]

Super Autist..with enough tard rage to stop an angry Rosie O'Donnell (The Mad Cow.)

My previous question.

 

[Vault Boy]

Super Autist..with enough tard rage to stop an angry Rosie O'Donnell (The Mad Cow.)

My previous question.

Peach would kick him in the balls, and the Toads would lock his sorry ass up.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris had a younger sister that picked up all the (good?) genes that Chris didn't, but was just as crazy as they all were?

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

What if Chris had a younger sister that picked up all the (good?) genes that Chris didn't, but was just as crazy as they all were?

Barb II: Barb Harder

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris went to a nightclub to try and get some China?

 

[Randy Lahey]

What if Chris had a suit of power armor?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris had a suit of power armor?

It wouldn't fit him.

The Room would be made of LEGOs

"You're-a lion! I never built you. YOU'RE BREAKING ME APART, LISA!

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris had a suit of power armor?

What sort of power armor are we talking about?

If it's the kind from Halo, I doubt that he would have the strength necessary to move while he's inside the damn thing.

If it's the kind from Fallout, I doubt that he would maintain it properly.

If it's the kind from Call of Duty Advanced Warfare, I'm sure that the dumbass would get into all kinds of trouble with the law.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris grew up with Bubsy instead of Sonic?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris grew up with Bubsy instead of Sonic?

We'd have Bubsichu. Imagine how fucking terrible that would be...