I always enjoyed this troon's fashion disasters on the Sideshows thread (did anyone else watch What Not to Wear in the aughts?), but I wasn't fully sold on this thread until I saw those videos of him talking. It's perfect body horror, I don't think a film director could do better -- my lizard brain reacts with the kind of cold, slightly sickening fear that the deeply, disturbingly unnatural provokes. It's also funny as fuck.
Anyway, after watching those I went back and read the thread and I didn't see much mention of the role his hilariously too-big padded-out bras play in his awful outfits (thank you
@garbage cake for all the fruitful examples). Observe:
A t-shirt, especially a v-neck tee, is the worst thing you can wear with one of those VS bras that has more padding than boob space.
Especially if said bra is also two cup sizes too big. Note how the the cups of the bra poke out at the apex and then immediately collapse inward toward an empty gap between the shirt neckline and his chest (further accentuated by how far apart his moobs are on said broad man chest). Additionally, there's a noticeable gap between the collar bone and bra apex, which normally would be filled out somewhat by the tops of the boobs, especially when wearing a push-up. For those Farmers who were not once middle school girls who begged their mom to buy them a push-up bra, Tony's look here is a tell-tale sign that there's nothing for that bra to push up but a whole bunch of air.
Yes, the visible bra cup is a heinous fashion faux pas that no real adult woman would make, but there is some method to Tony's madness here, folks. You see, if a real woman with horrible taste wanted to wear this sort of low-cut top, she would pair it with a demi or balconette bra, not a full-coverage bra, as Tony as done. But ah, a full-cup bra has the added benefit of making it appear as if there could be boob contained both in the top and bottom of that cup. A more revealing bra (as would be appropriate for a revealing top) would reveal the empty, deflated ruse.
Basically, any small-titted woman out there realizes that this kind of shit looks bad and is embarrassingly transparent by the time she's 15. I think I saw him say somewhere on this thread that he's a 36C which, lol. I always enjoy when troons brag about their large naturals. I can appreciate that Tony recognizes that his HRT pinprick moobs aren't sufficient to visually balance out his broad chest, but as with the rest of his clothing choices, that awareness only gets him halfway between "college guy in '04 dressing up in his little sister's clothes for Halloween" and "earnest tranny people will mostly pretend to treat as a woman to their face."
A couple more glaring examples of the v-neck landing strip for the lols
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