Trashfire 3/18/22 - Pantsu's water breaks during Ralph's 24 hour stream - Update March 22nd: Shes's Giving Birth

[Jack Awful]

Ralph just announced on stream that Pantsu is giving birth to demon baby 2 in Rochester and will only start the 7+ hour drive "when he's finished with the show".

 

[Pepper Jack]

How many years before Ralph sees baby Alexandria?

 

[Cats]

"manpigponytime" - @Freshly Baked Socks

 

[acme]

to be fair would i would do anything to avoid being in that delivery room

 

[Cup Noodle]

I hope for the vet that is delivering the colt that the colt isn't turned. Putting on arm condoms and reaching into May's pussy is something that I wouldn't wish on any vet.

 

[misterduckford]

Man of Pig V2 must avoid his Guntspawn to fulfill the prophecy.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Either Ralph gives no fucks at all or he thinks this is a drama ploy by Pantsu to guilt him for not going to Rochester with her or giving her any attention in her last trimester.

The fact that Pantsu tried to arrange a fake kidnapping gives Ralph every reason to not believe her. She had to drive to her parents house so someone would give a fuck when she announced she was in (false or real) labor anyway.

If it is real then Ralph avoided marrying Pantsu long enough to ensure his second child was a bastard too. GG Ralph!

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

lmao father of the year.

 

[TayandYou]

So, what's it going to be? Vaginal tearing? Or it's so loose the baby just slips out?

 

[MediocreMilt]

But wait, @theralph, how come you're in a different city than she is?

And her family lives there?

Are you sure she didn't bail to have the kid and cut you out without getting married to a disgusting rage-pig?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

That poor kid. Well, at least Ralph has more child support to pay.

 

[Mossad Facade]

"Little children, it is the last hour; and as you have heard that Antichrist cometh, even now there are become many Antichrists: whereby we know that it is the last hour." 1 John 2:18

 

[Cup Noodle]

So, what's it going to be? Vaginal tearing? Or it's so loose the baby just slips out?

Episiotomy. It's the worst shit ever. Try not to witness if if you can.

 

[White Girl]

The end is neigh. I hope the baby isn’t real.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

So, what's it going to be? Vaginal tearing? Or it's so loose the baby just slips out?

It will just slip out and after a few minutes , it will start walking around.

 

[The Big Dream]

not too late to abort
grab the pine nuts

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Ralph wasn't present for the birth of Xander and now won't be there for the birth of his daughter.
Worlds greatest dad, ladies and guntlemen.

 

[Cup Noodle]

It will just slip out and after a few minutes , it will start walking around.

When you work on a cattle ranch those few minutes are golden. You get to slip in and ear tag the calf while mama cow is still recovering and won't try to kill you for messing with her calf. This is a different situation though. Should it's shoulder be branded like a horse or should it get a tattoo like a Kike, I mean pig?

 

[TherapyMan]

The end is neigh. I hope the baby isn’t real.

The world is not a fair and just enough place to spare another child from being born to the RagePig.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

I feel so bad for all the people on the Eastern Seaboard if and when The Gunt goes rollin' up to Rochester, NY in his $40K Rolling Rage Pig Truck. Especially now that he's got the skinky eye.