Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

How well is the war this going for Russia?

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Blyatskrieg

    Votes: 249 10.6%

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐ I ain't afraid of no Ghost of Kiev

    Votes: 278 11.8%

  • ⭐⭐⭐ Competent attack with some upsets

    Votes: 796 33.7%

  • ⭐⭐ Stalemate

    Votes: 659 27.9%

  • ⭐ Ukraine takes back Crimea 2022

    Votes: 378 16.0%
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FSBulz swore up and down that the mythical Slonina of Power and the bottomless Phial of Smirnoff are 100% somewhere around the Dumbass Republic, so Vlador whipped up 8 orc armies at Shire under the pretext of protecting the Black Speech-speaking minority from hobbit guerrilas.

Turns out Zelenodo high-tailed both artifacts far west, making it so Vlador's war supply of vodka and fatback is slowly but steadily dwindling. They say it's an elven ploy to drain Vlador of his power base of keeping everyone "drunk" on his influence. They also say they hear orc raiding parties at night, howling FIIIND THE HOOOHOOOLLL.
 
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Enough shitposting. Although personally, I love it. With a rifle butt.

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A_Callow_Youth said:
Meanwhile, Steve has elected to perform his mandatory Ukrainian solidarity video in the form of going through the Ukrainian 24-hour MRE.

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Similar to the Ukrainian one I bought in Chernobyl 5 years ago, except mine has "Slava Ukraini!" emblazoned on the packaging.
 
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Aidan said:
Thanks for not being lazy like me and digging that up. @Harlay de Champvallon
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@Wy4M

Those sand filled skirts with inserts (perhaps the inserts I saw on Telegram were scorched) are obsolete against modern anti tank and tank weapons, at least how the Russian ones are made. Yet only introduced six years ago. Although the Ukrainian did get the leavings of anti tank German weaponry and other junk at the start, they now have weapons which make the skirts not too relevant, or only marginally helpful in dissipating the force of a projectile. It becomes even less relevant given how poorly these tanks seem to be used in urban areas, where every angle becomes available to men at every angle from ground to high in tower blocks.

https://www.outono.net/elentir/2022...-the-poor-protection-of-many-t-72b3-and-t-80/ (phone posting so no link fanciness)

OinGO! said:
this is how ukranians and europeans should speak when talking about wars instead of using gay words like "nazis"
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Ooy vey, the rabbi will set his attack monkeys on the Bongs.
 
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Harlay de Champvallon said:
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Twitter thread

BBC Moscow senior correspondent on the Luzhniki stadium pro-war event stating that he's spoken to public sector workers who were essentially told to be there, or be square, well, that it'd be wise for them.

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official letter obliging events supporting the 'Special Operation'

Obviously both these sources have their biases, like everyone.
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There's a big chance of this being true. It's quite common to "recommend" students and any type of government worker to participate in those kinds of events. The same goes for voting, local or otherwise.But this doesn't mean there is no support for war or the government. The Russian population is mostly apathetic when it comes to politics, but right now, in this time of crisis, support for the "chieftain" is high.
Mussi said:
According to the Levada-Center, 58% are for the war and 23% are against it. This isn't a governmental poll, LC is highly respected and seen as accurate. They have Putin's popularity at a four year high. It seems most Russians are buying the propaganda and are more angry at the West.
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After indiscriminate sanctions on every Russian citizen, a lot of boomers in Russia who considered the west their enemy got their confirmation, and even some Russian liber@ls are now reconsidering their position and showing their support for the conflict. And with bloodthirst for everything even remotely Russian, it's no wonder people are gathering together against a common enemy.
 
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introvertedobserver said:
Yeah no we don't (at least not the Army or Marines or Airforce - never actually came up with navy friends or coastguard).

We have a massive surplus of old shit, and that's what gets used in basic. Old as fuck, but completely functional.
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Not even that. If you're in OSUT, then you actually train with the latest weapons because you're expected to do combat.
 
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Big Nasty said:
Where I live, it is now publicly discouraged for private citizens to offer quarter to Ukrainian refugees in their own homes, precisely because it can lead to the type of exploitative situations that Josh warned about in the early days of the invasion.
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Out of curiosity I checked an infamous site where men review prostitutes, and set the location on various European capitals, the unsurprising result was a significant number of Ukrainian new entries.
Some clients were horrified but that didn’t deter them from doing the deed.
 
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Retired Junta Member said:
Out of curiosity I checked an infamous site where men review prostitutes, and set the location on various European capitals, the unsurprising result was a significant number of Ukrainian new entries.
Some clients were horrified but that didn’t deter them from doing the deed.
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That sounds hilarious. Post'em
 
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A_Callow_Youth said:
The point is that these are people who are supposed to know what the fuck they are doing, and pretending that Putin is just throwing the chaff into the meat grinder is raw fucking cope.
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While vatnikstanis have problems, it's because of poor logistics rather than "muh ukranian farmers btfoing moskals!!!!" propaganda kool aid
the VDV airport story itself was exagerated.
 
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White_N said:
The big black cock news highlights that "Crimeans weren't under pressure to vote to join Russia."
Germans are questioning whether the narrative is false. "Putin is crazy" and "Russia is bad," mostly, but it thought that counts.

Is the media giving up on Ukraine?
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I always love how assmad bong commentators get when someone doesn't agree with them.

Edit/also
>We haven't seen these anti-Russian attacks you liar!
>Next up, Ukraine executes more evil Russian "saboteurs"
Journos should be exterminated like insects.
 
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Retired Junta Member said:
Out of curiosity I checked an infamous site where men review prostitutes, and set the location on various European capitals, the unsurprising result was a significant number of Ukrainian new entries.
Some clients were horrified but that didn’t deter them from doing the deed.
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Why do you check site where men review prostitutes?
 
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