Trashfire 3/18/22 - Pantsu's water breaks during Ralph's 24 hour stream - Update March 22nd: Shes's Giving Birth

[Troonos]

Which parent will the bairn take after? Do you think the child will immediately pep up and start walking like a foal, or will it slide across the floor using a layer of slime like a 5'1" gunty kid diddler blob?

 

[Christorian X]

I think even ralph would realize that means you risk no money, no thats child career is going to be eye candy for the one, the only the kill report!

Ralph's ego would never allow for one of his kids to be more academically successful than him.

 

[GoToHellWeeb]

Do these retards not know anything about labor? youd think they would atleast research a little bit. Yes labor can be slow but it also can be the opposite.

 

[Individualism Incarnate]

Why isn't Ralph flying to NY? Seems like a long way to drive just to have your shiny new red truck.

He's either acquired a fear of flying after the Lisbon Beatdown or he's on the no-fly list.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

If any of it is true, then it's amazing that Ralph keeps finding new and horrifying ways of being a complete piece of trash and proudly displays it for the entire world to see.
He lives in his own little bubble where everything he does is OK and justifiable and everyone else is wrong for disagreeing with him, it's incredible.
How the fuck would he know how long labor takes? It might be slow for a couple hours and then everything happens in 20 mins, but I guess the possibility of a 3$ donation is more important to him than getting there on time?

Of course this is is all based on the idea that he isn't lying, that May hasn't left, they didn't lose the first baby and rushed to get pregnant again, or any other insane bullshit he could have concocted.

Also re him driving there. I'm starting to wonder if the morbidly obese fuck is on a no fly list, he's done everything in his power to avoid flying the last few months, it's more effort than he puts into most things. Of course, it might just be he's too broke to fly.

 

[3322]

Nick Fuentes > Meigh, glad we established who is more important to Ralph. I still think the baby is fake, but if it's real why is it a month early? And why doesn't that worry Ralph enough to go see Meigh immediately? Preterm labor can be caused by serious complications either with the mother or child.

Causes for pretern labor:

• Smoking
• Being under 20 years or over 35 years old
• Long-term illness such as heart disease or kidney disease
• Using illegal drugs such as cocaine
• Abnormally shaped uterus
• Cervix not able to stay closed
• Stress
• Having a preterm birth in the past
• Being African American (lol)
• Placenta that separates from the uterus early
• Placenta in an abnormal position
• Placenta that does not work as well as it should
• Early breaking of sac around the baby (premature rupture of membranes)
• Birth defects in the baby
• Problems with fetal growth
• More than 1 baby in the womb

If she has a condition like preenclampsia or placenta previa and has to be induced early, that could be potentially fatal for her and the child. The child would spend the next weeks in the NICU.

Maybe they just don't want to make her wear a big fake belly for the bowling ball event so Meigh is going into "early labor" So she can wear a normal wedding dress and not risk some sperg exposing the fake pregnancy. Plus she is probably too vain to pretend to be fat and pregnant for the occasion. All of this smells fake as fuck.

 

[veri]

If any of it is true, then it's amazing that Ralph keeps finding new and horrifying ways of being a complete piece of trash and proudly displays it for the entire world to see.
He lives in his own little bubble where everything he does is OK and justifiable and everyone else is wrong for disagreeing with him, it's incredible.
How the fuck would he know how long labor takes? It might be slow for a couple hours and then everything happens in 20 mins, but I guess the possibility of a 3$ donation is more important to him than getting there on time?

Of course this is is all based on the idea that he isn't lying, that May hasn't left, they didn't lose the first baby and rushed to get pregnant again, or any other insane bullshit he could have concocted.

Also re him driving there. I'm starting to wonder if the morbidly obese fuck is on a no fly list, he's done everything in his power to avoid flying the last few months, it's more effort than he puts into most things. Of course, it might just be he's too broke to fly.

he went to afpac so no fly list is definitely possible

 

[Truly Rural]

So is it confirmed that he actually went to NY after the stream, or did May convince him that there is no need for him to come?

 

[Leopold II of Belgium]

The end times have come. Woe unto those that still breath the gunted air.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Gunt can't even look troon meigh into the eyes because he is cross eyed freak.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

Ralph just showed off the birth video.
It was real after all
Alogs BTFO.

https://de.catbox.moe/kzuk9y.gif

(FIX EMBEDDING, REEEEEEEEE)

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Given he bragged like 6 times on twitter about how he had so many viewers and he was blowing out his competition. I wonder how much PPP and Andy streaming opposed to him affected his decision to keep streaming. I mean having Destiny and Nick Fuentes debate is the only thing that could really get him to beat the Kino Casino numbers and I have to imagine he's been looking forward to BTFOing Warski and PPP all week.
Logically I know I shouldn't be surprised by how scummy his priorities are but it still does. He somehow exceeds my expectations every time and becomes an even bigger piece of shit.

 

[Rabid Northman]

Ralph with one of the least mobile internet shows going, couldn't he of streamed from May's old stall in Rochester without a camera?

 

[Meiwaku]

Still beating Null in the wife and kids department somehow

 

[Nod Flenders]

He's either acquired a fear of flying after the Lisbon Beatdown or he's on the no-fly list.

Or both. It could be both.

 

[Null]

>goes into labor a month premature
>Ralph doesn't seem to care
>goes into labor a month before the bowling event
>she won't be showing during, if she goes
>they intend to keep the kid entirely off the internet so this will be the last we hear of it
Fascinating.

 

[Farglemark]

Sometimes it feels like their relationship is some kind of ploy to get people to sympathize with someone as abhorrent as May. She's as dumb as dogshit and she completely brought all of this on herself with her idiotic decisions, but I think the least she deserves is a bit of TLC from her supposed fiancé. Consider all the women in Ralph's life and how every relationship crashed and burned because of his own actions. Then comes along someone like May who's dumb enough and desperate enough to where she'll completely ignore all of that and play the role of the tradwife Ethan always wanted. With that kind of loyalty, you'd think he'd treat her better and be uber protective of her at all times. I can't fucking wait for this relationship to crash and burn like all the rest. Best case scenario, May leaves with the baby, slaps him with some divorce papers... and her parents raise the kid to keep their granddaughter FAR AWAY from their lolicon daughter.

Man Ralph doesn't deserve May. I'm not saying she's some sort of a catch, but Ralph is so fucking awful that Chantal is out of his league, the only pussy he should be pulling in is Yaniv. That's about the best he deserves.

 

[Null]

Still beating Null in the wife and kids department somehow

He's not married and has no kids, somehow

 

[Kramer on the phone]

first off its quite the hassle to be put on the no-fly list; even if you harass the ceo of an airline and say you'll rape his wife, the feds won't put you on it unless you really Ralphamale out on them.

second off there are no directs unless you use DCA and that just takes the trip time from 9 hours down to 5.

third off may could still miscarry. she could both give birth and have a dead baby. month early babies probably have a huge chance of that happening

 

[Null]

second off there are no directs unless you use DCA and that just takes the trip time from 9 hours down to 5.

Nigga it's the birth of your child get that big chungus off his ass