Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

How well is the war this going for Russia?

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Blyatskrieg

    Votes: 249 10.6%
  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐ I ain't afraid of no Ghost of Kiev

    Votes: 278 11.8%
  • ⭐⭐⭐ Competent attack with some upsets

    Votes: 796 33.7%
  • ⭐⭐ Stalemate

    Votes: 659 27.9%
  • ⭐ Ukraine takes back Crimea 2022

    Votes: 378 16.0%

  • Total voters
    2,360
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Internet retards are actually saying Russia needs another Yeltsin. I only assume this is because Yeltsin is so astroturfed in the West to be this great guy who made Russia democratic and they covered up all the shit he did to whore his country out.

I've been seeing a few of those around here as well. Not as many as I expected from the boomer types but they're still around. I never got that stupid virtue signaling.

Only ten percent Navi as this guy puts it yet they still fly swastikas and wear SS symbols.

It looks fake as fuck. How anyone believed that worked for propaganda purposes is amazing. People ask where Lukaschenko is but they should really be asking where Zelenkstein is.
Well yes. I doubt most Germans except some fanatics who went to war were much changed from the men who mostly voted for the Social Democrats. It's not unknown for military units to make some now verboten things like the CSA battle flag or SS runes or skull as their own inner culture, while the men might hold standard political views, or usually none. Yeltsin certainly only won through massive rigging and even today the Communist Party still seems to have a plurality of overseas votes which are not corrected back in Russia. Now perhaps this might be because they're the only non state created party nowadays in Russia. It's a bit like how the Shah of Iran created what were nicknamed the 'yes party' and the 'yes sir party.' A great many therefore cleaved to more extreme elements like Communists and clerical forces who were not artificial creations.
 
So far in 24th day of war in a nutshell :
Putin wants to make Russia Great Again
Gypsy steals a Russian tank
Ukrainian farmers steal random Russian military equipments
Elon Musks wants to duel Putin
Kadyrov bitches about not being able to watch anime
Japan wants its clay back
Musk and Kadyrov dissing each other
Covid is back in China
Saudis dont pick up calls from Biden
Ruskie steal shitton of Redbull and post it on Telegram
An actor clown somehow becomes a hero while still clowning
Poland autistically screetching they will press that fucking NATO button, they fucking swear

Did i miss anything?

This fucking timeline.

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Those Age of Empires comparisons from /pol/ are becoming more accurate by the minute. Putin is putting lumber camps on the Ukranian woodline to sell it on the market. Forward Operating Lumber Camps if you will.
Putin isn't playing as the Saracens, trying to pull this for very long won't work. He should trade with his Chinese ally to fund the war instead.
 
America is sending their best to Ukraine. What do you think about it?
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I didn't know boogtards ate solely soy products.
Speaking of which: the more I see the differences between Russian and Ukrainian, the more I think Ukrainian is a hideous language.

Saying "Vladimir Putin" is much smoother and to-the-point than saying "Vololololodyiyiyiymyyiyiyiyr Zalalalalinskyiyiyiy."

To speak Ukrainian, just speak Russian, but do it like you're Porky Pig having a seizure.

It reminds me of how Portuguese is the inbred rape-baby of Spanish, due to its superfluous "h"s and "o"s.
I swear they changed Zelenskys name recently as well. Maybe it isn't another Keev situation but it feels like they suddenly just made some new Slavic names for towns and people to try and convince the world that Hohols and snowniggers are 100% different people and not just another case of Croats and Serbs having slapfights over proving they are their own thing because of something mundane like different religion or genetics.
 
I'm just curious as to why Ukraine & Poland never formed a mutual protection act.

Ukrainians and Poles have bad blood between them.

The Poles tried to conquer western Ukraine in the Russian civil war while the Ukrainians went full Nazi on the Poles in WW2.

You could trace their bad blood since the times of the Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth but Ukraine in those times was more akin to the wild west and a Ukrainian national identity didn't exist yet.

In fact, Ukraine was called "the wild fields" in those times. (16th, 17th and 18th centuries)

The ethnic background of the Cossacks was a loose thing because Russians, Poles, Tatars and pretty much anyone could become Cossacks.

Tracing the origins of Ukrainian identity is a complicated affair because you have to take into account many historical events and the fact that today's Ukrainians are the descendants of Russian settlers or from Galician natives from western Ukraine.
 
I didn't know boogtards ate solely soy products.

I swear they changed Zelenskys name recently as well. Maybe it isn't another Keev situation but it feels like they suddenly just made some new Slavic names for towns and people to try and convince the world that Hohols and snowniggers are 100% different people and not just another case of Croats and Serbs having slapfights over proving they are their own thing because of something mundane like different religion or genetics.
That’s just being a slav/Baltic thing it’s been like that since the first snow horse niggers road the planes of Eurasia
 
I've said it before, I'll say it again:
There is only one way to stop this and that's for Ukrainian higher ups to suck it up and surrender.
Whoever thinks they can win is delusional.
Putin isn't gonna stop. Can't stop, wouldn't stop. Literally.
West will not stop egging Ukrainians either nor will they provide any real help. Because yuros need gas.
A fucking tragedy none of us probably expected to witness in our lifetimes.
"Why don't you just surrender to globohomo then? Suck it up and suck the tranny cock."
See why such rhetoric doesn't work?
The Ukrainians believe they're fighting a war for their survival. It doesn't matter if the conventional war is lost and they'll have to become an insurgency. Every loss and tragedy they put unto the hands of the invaders. You might not see it that way for several reasons, but it's entirely rational to blame every death on the aggressor.
 
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For some of you it will change your lives!

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"Why don't you just surrender to globohomo then? Suck it up and suck the tranny cock."
See why such rhetoric doesn't work?
The Ukrainians believe they're fighting a war for their survival. It doesn't matter if the conventional war is lost and they'll have to become an insurgency. Every loss and tragedy they put unto the hands of the invaders. You might not see it that way for several reasons, but it's entirely rational to blame every death on the aggressor.
It’s what the Irish did.
 
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So far in 24th day of war in a nutshell :
Putin wants to make Russia Great Again
Gypsy steals a Russian tank
Ukrainian farmers steal random Russian military equipments
Elon Musks wants to duel Putin
Kadyrov bitches about not being able to watch anime
Japan wants its clay back
Musk and Kadyrov dissing each other
Covid is back in China
Saudis dont pick up calls from Biden
Ruskie steal shitton of Redbull and post it on Telegram
An actor clown somehow becomes a hero while still clowning
Poland autistically screetching they will press that fucking NATO button, they fucking swear

Did i miss anything?

This fucking timeline.

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Well, apparently the Russians and the Ukrainians are accusing each other of having mined the Black Sea...


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>micro lesson
>we can do this in about four minutes
> 48-minute video

Also who the fuck is this nigger and why does he suck his own dick so much?
 
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