Trashfire 3/18/22 - Pantsu's water breaks during Ralph's 24 hour stream - Update March 22nd: Shes's Giving Birth

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What's actually going on?

  • Ralph is telling the truth

    Votes: 129 19.4%
  • Pantsu has fled the crack shack and Ralph is lying about seeing her

    Votes: 249 37.4%
  • The baby is fake; they're gonna claim it was born/died off camera and never show it

    Votes: 287 43.2%

  • Total voters
    665
this whole thing is how the kids say, sus.

the baby is a month early, pantsu conveniently goes to ny the day before she poops it out. ralph apparently could care less (not really a surprise tbh), and is streaming to like a dozen people instead of rushing to see his first born (xander doesn't count as it's essentially not his child)

something's fucky
So what's the game plan? Assuming it's all bullshit, then the only thing he can do is claim the baby died and never mention it again outside of pity streams or claim that everything went well and then never mention the baby.
 
Imagine being more focused on beating Kino Casino than about your second guntling. Priorities.
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He’s a very sad, very pathetic fat manlet.

Imagine his greatest joy is that Catboy’s incel fans watched his dumb stream instead of the impending birth of his second bastard. Ralph must think Pantsu is lying because him behaving this way is so bizarre. Even he should aware enough to pretend like he gives a flying fuck about missing the birth of another illegitimate child.

I bet his biggest concern now is that this stupid baby shit is going to impact his bowling event. I wonder if he will still push May to go because he’s promised twenty ppl a fake wedding?
 
"Ah love mah children" Never going to see them once or have any involvement beyond them being objects to throw shade at other people who didn't pump and dump retarded women is about the biggest self own you could create, but he sees it as a win. True white trash.
This is what gets me - does he not see that he's building a fucking collection of retard children just like every single stereotype of white trash rednecks? Nigga is literally on his way to becoming Cletus Spuckler and yet he not only isn't ashamed, he flaunts it.

Also reminds me of the Chris Rock "Black people vs. Niggers" bit where he mocks Niggers who proclaim "I TAKE CARE OF MAH KIDS!"
Ralph is literally and unironically a Wigger.

What if the baby isn't premature? What if it has actually been 9 months? What if the mare is trying to fool the pig? I'm not super familiar with this timeline but was she hanging out with anyone but ralph 9 months ago?

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Digibro which means it's a fat pedo retard baby as opposed to a Gunt retard baby.

Digi is one of the few people in the world who is a downgrade for a father from Ralph
 
This is what gets me - does he not see that he's building a fucking collection of retard children just like every single stereotype of white trash rednecks? Nigga is literally on his way to becoming Cletus Spuckler and yet he not only isn't ashamed, he flaunts it.

Also reminds me of the Chris Rock "Black people vs. Niggers" bit where he mocks Niggers who proclaim "I TAKE CARE OF MAH KIDS!"
Ralph is literally and unironically a Wigger.
Trash use ‘muh child’ as a shield with courts, fellow trash, and LE. Mr.Courtroom Orperator knows this instinctively. Also note he brought it up a couple times during his woodshed stream with daddy Jim.
 
Digibro which means it's a fat pedo retard baby as opposed to a Gunt retard baby.

Digi is one of the few people in the world who is a downgrade for a father from Ralph
I think Ralph was the downgrade. Digi is a weirdo troon nut job but at least he wasn’t a fat, severe alcoholic/pill head with major rage and anger issues plus a rap sheet. Digi also managed to hold a job at Target for a year or two, which is more than can be said for Ralph.

Ralph has the two most dangerous attributes for a father/husband -lots of anger/ rage and alcoholism. Either trait on its own sucks, but pairing them together dangerous af.

Digi simply not being fueled by anger and booze makes him a better choice unless your goal is to a victim of domestic violence or murder.
 
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