Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Juan's Sombrero]

Chinese ally to fund the war instead

Uh, yeah, about that.

 

[Mr Processor]

Internet retards are actually saying Russia needs another Yeltsin. I only assume this is because Yeltsin is so astroturfed in the West to be this great guy who made Russia democratic and they covered up all the shit he did to whore his country out.

I've been seeing a few of those around here as well. Not as many as I expected from the boomer types but they're still around. I never got that stupid virtue signaling.

Only ten percent Navi as this guy puts it yet they still fly swastikas and wear SS symbols.

It looks fake as fuck. How anyone believed that worked for propaganda purposes is amazing. People ask where Lukaschenko is but they should really be asking where Zelenkstein is.

The Clinton's loved Yeltsin. I wouldn't be surprised if actual Russians made yearly pilgrimages to piss on his grave though.

 

[Wy4M]

>micro lesson
>we can do this in about four minutes
> 48-minute video
Also who the fuck is this nigger and why does he suck his own dick so much?

He used to draw Dilbert which was pretty funny at the time.



- On Christmas Day in 2019, Adams announced on his podcast that he was engaged to Kristina Basham who is 31 years younger.
- He revealed that they had married on July 11, 2020.
- Adams announced on his YouTube podcast on 10 March 2022 that he and Basham were getting divorced.

But they are still friends. Srlsly.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Well, apparently the Russians and the Ukrainians are accusing each other of having mined the Black Sea...


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I suspect they're both right.

 

[Some Badger]

Internet retards are actually saying Russia needs another Yeltsin. I only assume this is because Yeltsin is so astroturfed in the West to be this great guy who made Russia democratic and they covered up all the shit he did to whore his country out.

Bet you with absolute 100% certainty that none of those nu-Yeltsin advocates are Russians themselves. My buddy in St. Petersburg has told my on multiple occasions that Yeltsin is so vehemently hated by the Russian people that they would sooner regress to communism than have another morally bankrupt neoliberal running things in the Kremlin.

I had the privilege of learning about the Cold War in uni from a professor who grew up in the Belorussian SSR. Yeltsin’s policies are universally seen as a black mark on the history of modern Eastern Europe.

 

[Ecliptic]

Undated, "Looters in Mariupol stripped, clothes burned":

 

[Corpun]

Bet you with absolute 100% certainty that none of those nu-Yeltsin advocates are Russians themselves. My buddy in St. Petersburg has told my on multiple occasions that Yeltsin is so vehemently hated by the Russian people that they would sooner regress to communism than have another morally bankrupt neoliberal running things in the Kremlin.

I had the privilege of learning about the Cold War in uni from a professor who grew up in the Belorussian SSR. Yeltsin’s policies are universally seen as a black mark on the history of modern Eastern Europe.

It's all blue check types and dumbass burgers who assume democracy = Good.

Since Yeltsin made Russia democratic he was surely good. What do you mean his approval rates make Congress look amazing? He was a good guy, right?

These are the same niggers who both think Russian Oligarchs only emerged when Putin took power thus bad, and exiled Russian oligarchs who didn't play by his rules are good and will support democracy, instead of putting another puppet with the IQ of Yeltsin or Zelensky in power.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

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When the hunters become the hunted.

I guess our glowies did all the heavy lifting, once they left it fell apart.

The cat oligarch survives another attempt on his life.

Not to worry,
War Cat of March 19, 2022
He has it covered.

If this is what actually fucking makes them do it I'll be fucking pissed. Fucking hippies never bitched about the soviet union trashing the environment. Seriously they nearly destroyed the Aral sea, and the damn eco nuts never said a fucking thing.

To be fair that was the USSR.

He used to draw Dilbert which was pretty funny at the time.

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- On Christmas Day in 2019, Adams announced on his podcast that he was engaged to Kristina Basham who is 31 years younger.
- He revealed that they had married on July 11, 2020.
- Adams announced on his YouTube podcast on 10 March 2022 that he and Basham were getting divorced.

But they are still friends. Srlsly.
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What's with the weird beard dye job? It looks really retarded and unattractive.

 

[Clem Fandango]

He used to draw Dilbert which was pretty funny at the time.

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- On Christmas Day in 2019, Adams announced on his podcast that he was engaged to Kristina Basham who is 31 years younger.
- He revealed that they had married on July 11, 2020.
- Adams announced on his YouTube podcast on 10 March 2022 that he and Basham were getting divorced.

But they are still friends. Srlsly.
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lol the marriage was about the same length as the engagement. hope this nigga got a prenup

 

[Reddit Gold]

The Clinton's loved Yeltsin. I wouldn't be surprised if actual Russians made yearly pilgrimages to piss on his grave though.

Yeltsin is held in utmost contempt by the vast majority of Russians, especially by those that bore the brunt of the 1990's socioeconomic upheaval that was bolstered by his incompetence. This same upheaval coincided with the emergence of nouveau riche gangsters and soviet-era bureaucrats that bled the country dry and then offered themselves as the solution to all economic problems (i.e. United Russia party.) So in essence in Russia the poison advertises itself as the cure.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

It's all blue check types and dumbass burgers who assume democracy = Good.

Since Yeltsin made Russia democratic he was surely good. What do you mean his approval rates make Congress look amazing? He was a good guy, right?

These are the same niggers who both think Russian Oligarchs only emerged when Putin took power thus bad, and exiled Russian oligarchs who didn't play by his rules are good and will support democracy, instead of putting another puppet with the IQ of Yeltsin or Zelensky in power.

Didn't the US help Yeltsin rigged the 1996 election? I remember there was a time magazine article bragging about that when that happend

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Very low, hence the missing Russian airforce. But the Kyiv Independent are worried he's planning to farm lumber to afford more.
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Putin is A-Logging their forests lmao.

Virgin Ukrainian vs Polish chad.

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>DON'T DO IT
Say "please".

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Well, apparently the Russians and the Ukrainians are accusing each other of having mined the Black Sea...


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Xi Jinping reads this and smiles, thinking about the contracts his friends will get to remove the mines when this war is over, no matter who wins.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Yeltsin is held in utmost contempt by the vast majority of Russians, especially by those that bore the brunt of the 1990's socioeconomic upheaval that was bolstered by his incompetence. This same upheaval coincided with the emergence of nouveau riche gangsters and soviet-era bureaucrats that bled the country dry and then offered themselves as the solution to all economic problems (i.e. United Russia party.) So in essence in Russia the poison advertises itself as the cure.

The western elite seems to like leaders that cause economic suffering to their people.

 

[Reddit Gold]

The western elite seems to like leaders that cause economic suffering to their people.

They sided with Yeltsin because he was more politically aligned with their worldview and because the alternative (cue the 1996 elections) was to face a re-emergent communist party. I doubt anything else had entered their calculus since at the time most had genuinely bought into the Post-History narrative.

 

[Mr Processor]

The western elite seems to like leaders that cause economic suffering to their people.

If you think about it, the Yeltsin Era was probably the best chance the US would ever have had to influence post Soviet Russia in a positive direction, but Wall Street decided the Shock Doctrine would be more fun. Well, at least a lot of rich Wall Street guys got even richer, so that's one consolation.

 

[kuuu]

his incompetence

Yeltsin, piss be upon him, managed to do what Germany or France couldn't. Pretty fucking competent, I say.

 

[White_N]

Internet retards are actually saying Russia needs another Yeltsin. I only assume this is because Yeltsin is so astroturfed in the West to be this great guy who made Russia democratic and they covered up all the shit he did to whore his country out.

I get a bit mad when some mentally challenged troglodytes even suggest another Gorbachev would be good for improving Russia, as if somebody would vote for another mouth-breathing idiot and sellout to the fucking pizza hut. Any retard that can be considered an enemy of the enemy is totally free and democratic in the eyes of those lemmings. Wait until Ukraine falls, and Zelensky will suddenly be considered corrupt and autocratic in the eyes of the public.

 

[Mr Processor]

He used to draw Dilbert which was pretty funny at the time.

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- On Christmas Day in 2019, Adams announced on his podcast that he was engaged to Kristina Basham who is 31 years younger.
- He revealed that they had married on July 11, 2020.
- Adams announced on his YouTube podcast on 10 March 2022 that he and Basham were getting divorced.

But they are still friends. Srlsly.
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I mean I get it (why he went for her, I mean), but for a guy with his own little cartoon empire you'd think he'd have screened the obvious gold diggers better.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

I get a bit mad when some mentally challenged troglodytes even suggest another Gorbachev would be good for improving Russia, as if somebody would vote for another mouth-breathing idiot and sellout to the fucking pizza hut. Any retard that can be considered an enemy of the enemy is totally free and democratic in the eyes of those lemmings. Wait until Ukraine falls, and Zelensky will suddenly be considered corrupt and autocratic in the eyes of the public.

What I've kind of thought would be best for Russia, if not necessarily the west, would be to have a leader like Singapore got at independence. Authoritarian, but heavily anti corruption.