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she'll be the most diabetic person there, but not by much
Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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-Most of the stuff she posts is bitching about some aspect of the flight or the hotel.
-She has another suitcase saga.
-She mysteriously comes home early.
-We basically see nothing of Puerto Rico because her massive body is taking up the entire frame of every photo.
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only emely and john being able to zipline and her getting butthurt about it
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Latinos are notorious when it comes to making comments about women; positive or negative, they don’t hold back. Thicc / curvy girls who have been in predominantly Latino areas will know what I’m talking about RE: catcalls.
But Anna? She won’t get catcalled. She’ll get hounded and heckled and called “cochinita” or “La Gordona” or some shit.
Also, please for the love of god, no perreo dancing videos. Please.
Is she going with another woman on the trip? I imagine the friend being catcalled and Anna not will be immediately noted by her, and manifest in another video about finding yourself beautiful, or some lecture about body image.
CandiJuicesBearClaws
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I used to live in Queens, NY and I've heard the stories...the spics never held back, nor did the young, knuckle-draggin', half-massed pant-wearing niggers.
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Mmm all that intensive jiggling moving throughout the body.
On the bright side, that would be her most intensive workout yet. About the closest thing to cardio for her.
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HIGHLY disagree. We need more Nu-Metal video material.
I don't think she even can do that type of dancing. Once she squats down, it will all be over. It's like asking her to move her toes, it's impossible. Also don't google this dance I saw way to many videos and pics of like 8 year old girls in short shorts doing it fml
Hispanic cultures are so painfully sexed up that shes going to look even more like a shrimpless turbo virgin. It's gonna be funny.
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Hard agree on the sexed up Hispanics. If you’re a living human female, that’s usually enough to get whistles and rapey looks from a pack of ‘em.HIGHLY disagree. We need more Nu-Metal video material.
I don't think she even can do that type of dancing. Once she squats down, it will all be over. It's like asking her to move her toes, it's impossible. Also don't google this dance I saw way to many videos and pics of like 8 year old girls in short shorts doing it fml
Hispanic cultures are so painfully sexed up that shes going to look even more like a shrimpless turbo virgin. It's gonna be funny.
I’ve spent a LOT of time in Mexico and that catcall shit started down there before I even hit puberty and it took years before braindead white adult males caught up with the braindead brown adult males. I can’t imagine how distressing it must be for little girls growing up in places where this behavior is universal. Sorry bitter fatties but catcalling is gross and unflattering no matter how mad you are that you are excluded from it. Maybe put down the fork and someday you too can worry about some gross Mexican blowing kisses at you at a fucking gas station.
Do Puerto Ricans catcall ironically? I’ve seen white guys do that to hamplanets at the beach before. Anna misunderstanding that teh menz are mocking her and posting some more “Jamaican men lurrrrve me” type content would be chef’s kiss delectable. She’s blonde, sort of, which the browns go crazy for, and I could totally see her making a series of smug Insta stories where she asserts that they just LOVE HER for her blonde tresses with that postcoital “just got my narc supply for the day” affect that narcs get after a big ole ego boost.
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I don’t think Anna’s antics will go over well in PR. I predict that she unknowingly waddles into a “locals only” bar and gets robbed.
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Frankly, I doubt it. It's highly unlikely she'll set so much as a dying toe past a guided tour run by the resort.
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There’s an old Onion headline that covers this: Woman Who 'Loves Brazil' Has Only Seen Four Square Miles Of It
That said, Puerto Rico has a lot of crime. I wonder if Anna will pull another “OMG you guys I just saw a murder!” like she did in Jamaica to distract from her “black men luv me” blunder.
That said, Puerto Rico has a lot of crime. I wonder if Anna will pull another “OMG you guys I just saw a murder!” like she did in Jamaica to distract from her “black men luv me” blunder.
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It will probly be like Tulum where she never left the itty bitty resort area and the people with herOBVIOUSLY hated her being there.
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True & Honest Hispanic men are gross and the culture is inherently sexist and rapey to women and girls. I remember a Hispanic girl moved to my school when she was like 12 and her sister was 9. In genuine bewilderment and somewhat annoyance she asked me "why do none of the men whistle here? I'm used to them whistling at us". The older I get the more I
about this story. But even still I think somehow they will siesta on old maid Anna waddling diabetically down the beach.
She also could never blend with the culture either due to her obvious family issues.
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Lots of delusions. Pretending to have fun while her eyes show she's dead inside. How is it possible to have fun at that size? Drink More!!
Her best bet would be to spend most of her time in the resort pool. Weightless relief. (My apologies to the other guests.)
Most sane people at the beach/pool that wear cover-ups over their swimsuits want them to be a loose and light material. Not Anna.
Unless it's apparent that it's specifically aimed at someone she's in the vicinity of, she'll think it's about her. Because she's hawt, duh. Plus blah blah stereotypes blah blah about men in Puerto Rico. Anna, there's a difference between thicc and you.
P.S. her makeup in that confidence video is repulsive. Really off-putting.
True. It's insane the amount of reality-bending some desperate people can accomplish, convincing themselves some X benign thing means someone was TOTALLY giving out signals. It's just that that's usually men, not women. Though I have seen it in crazy and undersexed women, but this is rare.
You're unique, girl!
It's so weird how travelling is going to actually suck for her. Lounging by the pool and the rigamarole is going to count as hard physical labour. When you have her body, all holidays must be like going on bootcamp. A part of her must be screaming out in anxiety- what horrible saga will this trip bring?
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It's not just her body but also how she's spoiled and doesn't understand the feeling of working for her hard earned money for her vacation. She wants everything without working for them. It's quantity over quality. She's very focused on herself than about others to the point that she probably doesn't know much about the fact that there's currently a war in Ukraine but doesn't know where it is. She's also the type who would go to Paris and get stuck in the tourist traps than to experience local culture.
As for her anxiety, I think she's not on medication for them so her anxiety is off the charts. Why Valium when she can drink herself away silly? The cirrhosis saga is nearing soon.
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Considering the shit she does I find it hard to beleive she is dealing with any type of extreme anxiety.
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She should bring an ugly $900 purse while she's at it
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Imagine something more niggerish than an actual nigger. That is a Puerto Rican