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At 1:43 she screams at her own tits in what can only be described as a Nazi camp commandant accent. Never change, Anna.
Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion
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beanbag in a hurry
Got sick of the ALR pic, look at this cat instead.
True & Honest Fan
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The cope.
And the SEETHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And the SEETHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That fat distribution is insane. Also, possibly another old video the info states she did this BEFORE hawaii.
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Does she ever use sunscreen?
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Kind of annoying when you need a whole bottle just to cover your enormous body
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Only one? And without assistance?
She probably needs a full can of spray or more, plus a PA / slave to get everything.
She can't event apply sunscreen to her face by herself.
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Its hard enough for normies to apply sunscreen evenly I cannot see her doing it without John caressing her back vulvas and applying between the folds.
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I'm late as hell, but damn that yacht is listing to port! They need to ballast that shit with 3 or 4 normal sized people on the other side.
Honestly I can understand why there's no footage of Anna swimming in the harbor. Anna getting into the water would be a whole maneuver, but getting her back out and on board again? Not happening. They'd just have to tow her back to the marina. (I recently saw footage of a walrus mounting a speedboat, which was incredible because although it nearly capsized, the walrus did flollop itself into the craft. Walrus males are said to be quite aggressive in mating season, so maybe a walrus with his own speedboat has some kind of edge with the ladies.)
A previous post by Barbarella got me thinking about the specs on the walker that Anna would require if she hurt herself at her current weight. A quick search in my area seems to top out at 225 kilos max weight, or 495 lbs. I know better than to wonder if a walker that could withstand the weight of a compact car exists-- I'm certain it does, but it would be expensive.
The best strategy for full sunscreen coverage would be via the air guns that vendors spray patrons with at Surfers Paradise. Hopefully they'd be flexible on the fee, but she's not reaching all those back tiddies.
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Okay, so that Clarins body oil is AMAAZING. But body oil for $70? Hell no. As a dry ass cunt who likes to stay oiled like a piston, may I recommend these USA made, organic, fair trade, and all of that body oils
Zum Sea Salt Plant Based Body Oil made in Missouri
Here for $8.50
Little Seed Farm Rosemary Mint Essential Body Oil made in Tennessee
Here for $9.99
Zum Sea Salt Plant Based Body Oil made in Missouri
Here for $8.50
Little Seed Farm Rosemary Mint Essential Body Oil made in Tennessee
Here for $9.99
Doesn't it make your skin greasy ? It always just stays as a top greasy layer, except for facial oils. But body oil probably makes your skin look great, how does it absorb though?!
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Omg, why did you have to bring that mental image forth, jesus christ.... John is a cuck, but dear fucking god, not even a lazy mofo like him deserves that.
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Pippeyy
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Quick question to those who are more knowledgeable about filming and editing, why is it jumping like that? With it appearing that a few seconds are filmed closer or something? I don't know how to describe it well. It's the first minute of the archive.
I also like that she explains how hot weather and clothing works. When it's hot you don't want to wear a turtleneck? Wuuuuttttt?
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Because John is bad at his job
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Predictions for Puerto Rico tip anyone?
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She'll stay at some resort around San Juan and experience about zero outside it. Hopefully she tries to do El Yunque.
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She will weeble-wobble around one of the forts in San Juan, hobble down the cobble stone roads in her hideous Tevas and ugly dress, and will TRY to do the very easy waterfall hike in El Yunque with the plans to take sexy bikini waterfall pics except she won't make it and instead will vlog about how hard it is because of the humidity and her recent 45lb weight gain (that is just inflammation). She will when retreat back to San Juan, eat her weight in fried empenadas and plantains, and spend the rest of her time drinking yard-long frozen drinks at Senor Frogs.
Edited to add: Emely won't be there.
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Wow, that lecture was before her Hawaiian trip? I didn’t see much confidence on that trip, just freakouts about shrimps and pats on the back for not doing anything.
It’s true, most people are too busy with their own stuff to care about anybody else on the beach. However, we have eyes, and I’m going to notice Anna lurching by me. Especially in clothes too small. She is unlikely to take up more than a few minutes of attention and I’d never say anything to her, but yeah, I’d see her all right and think, that’s the fattest chick I’ve ever seen, I hope we aren’t on the same flight home.
It’s true, most people are too busy with their own stuff to care about anybody else on the beach. However, we have eyes, and I’m going to notice Anna lurching by me. Especially in clothes too small. She is unlikely to take up more than a few minutes of attention and I’d never say anything to her, but yeah, I’d see her all right and think, that’s the fattest chick I’ve ever seen, I hope we aren’t on the same flight home.
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My dream is to see Anna go overnight backpacking. Say, a partial section hike of the Appalachian Trail. Yeah, rainbows.