Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Cherry Coke]

Everyone knows that if she wants to cram herself into ruched crushed velvet mini-dresses and faux-fur cropped jackets she can just cross the Target aisle to the teen section. Go ahead Anna, try to fit a Junior size XXL Tshirt over even one arm.
Anyway, sorry not sorry but not everyone wants short hems or a plunging neckline or to have to always use a cover-up for sleeveless dresses. Inexpensive high-coverage dresses in (mostly) natural fibers weren't as easy to find before Target started making them. Sometimes women like that stuff just for the aesthetic (see: "cottagecore" or whatever), but those dresses are also very popular with women looking for "modest" clothing for cultural and/or religious reasons. (And not just big-haired FLDS women, either.)
And then here comes this wet-brained alcoholic heffalump who prefers to squeeze into 4-sizes-too-small spandex, snickering because her side and back boobs aren't oozing out of her clothing in public the way she likes it, which means the dresses must be "culty." Stay classy, Anna.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Everyone knows that if she wants to cram herself into ruched crushed velvet mini-dresses and faux-fur cropped jackets she can just cross the Target aisle to the teen section. Go ahead Anna, try to fit a Junior size XXL Tshirt over even one arm.
Anyway, sorry not sorry but not everyone wants short hems or a plunging neckline or to have to always use a cover-up for sleeveless dresses. Inexpensive high-coverage dresses in (mostly) natural fibers weren't as easy to find before Target started making them. Sometimes women like that stuff just for the aesthetic (see: "cottagecore" or whatever), but those dresses are also very popular with women looking for "modest" clothing for cultural and/or religious reasons. (And not just big-haired FLDS women, either.)
And then here comes this wet-brained alcoholic heffalump who prefers to squeeze into 4-sizes-too-small spandex, snickering because her side and back boobs aren't oozing out of her clothing in public the way she likes it, which means the dresses must be "culty." Stay classy, Anna.

Yeah, those dresses aren't my style at all, but it's kind of refreshing that a major retailer has a gamut of options from club ho bodycon attire to church picnic-goer flowing dresses. Of course Anna has a problem with modesty; there was that moment a couple of years ago when she said she wasn't going to pose in lingerie and bikinis anymore and quickly realized that her livelihood depended on being the freakish sideshow rhino who did exactly that. She is just a regular old dumpy frump in a dress that actually covers her body, boring and annoying.

 

[Cool Dude 69]

Those cotton "Prairie" style dresses are SO nice for summer too. You actually get airflow with them, instead of a Mostly Spandex minidress. She lives in TX, for fucks sake. What a great garment for her. Theres no weird straps, waiting to chafe into her weird back-tit creases. Its not gonna roll up when it gets damp from her sweat.


ALSO AGE APPROPRIATE.

 

[Meiwaku]

For Emely, since when the fuck is an XL and 18 or is she just fatcoping too hard putting herself in something too small?? I worked Amerifat retail for both high and low end brands for yearssss when I was a wagie, these brands had a variety of sizes including sometime places going to a true 26/28 thickums...and "XL" was usually always 12-14 in womens MAYBE a 16 could fit in. Most modern brands that go plus size rate a size 18 as a 2-3x depending upon generosity in the fit or brand.

For normie general or fitted clothing its like this:
Size 0-2 (XS or XXS depending)
Size 4-6 (Small)
Size 6-8 (Medium)
Size 8-10 (Large)
Size 12-14 (XL)
Size 16-18 (XXL)

Plus-size specific lines (which also sometimes are carried simultaneously as the normie line that ALSO has size XL and XXL) are cut WIDER than even the normie XL are like this:
12- 0x
14- 1x
16- 2x
18- 3x
Etc.

While I agree Emely is 200x more relatable at a svelete size 18, seeming like a genuinely happy person, AND being able do normal human movements.... I think she's still size coping by going too small in many of her clothes. Either that or Anna is not sizing her up properly because it would only bring out how much fatter she is.

 

[Cherry Coke]

For Emely, since when the fuck is an XL and 18 or is she just fatcoping too hard putting herself in something too small?? I worked Amerifat retail for both high and low end brands for yearssss when I was a wagie, these brands had a variety of sizes including sometime places going to a true 26/28 thickums...and "XL" was usually always 12-14 in womens MAYBE a 16 could fit in. Most modern brands that go plus size rate a size 18 as a 2-3x depending upon generosity in the fit or brand.

For normie general or fitted clothing its like this:
Size 0-2 (XS or XXS depending)
Size 4-6 (Small)
Size 6-8 (Medium)
Size 8-10 (Large)
Size 12-14 (XL)
Size 16-18 (XXL)

Plus-size specific lines (which also sometimes are carried simultaneously as the normie line that ALSO has size XL and XXL) are cut WIDER than even the normie XL are like this:
12- 0x
14- 1x
16- 2x
18- 3x
Etc.

While I agree Emely is 200x more relatable at a svelete size 18, seeming like a genuinely happy person, AND being able do normal human movements.... I think she's still size coping by going too small in many of her clothes. Either that or Anna is not sizing her up properly because it would only bring out how much fatter she is.

Two words: vanity sizing.
An XL is definitely now a 16, 18, even a 20 depending on the brand and garment. Emely might be coping but the whole industry is in on the cope. (ETA: They all still need to size up though, obviously)

 

[Gramlol]

For Emely, since when the fuck is an XL and 18 or is she just fatcoping too hard putting herself in something too small?? I worked Amerifat retail for both high and low end brands for yearssss when I was a wagie, these brands had a variety of sizes including sometime places going to a true 26/28 thickums...and "XL" was usually always 12-14 in womens MAYBE a 16 could fit in. Most modern brands that go plus size rate a size 18 as a 2-3x depending upon generosity in the fit or brand.

For normie general or fitted clothing its like this:
Size 0-2 (XS or XXS depending)
Size 4-6 (Small)
Size 6-8 (Medium)
Size 8-10 (Large)
Size 12-14 (XL)
Size 16-18 (XXL)

Plus-size specific lines (which also sometimes are carried simultaneously as the normie line that ALSO has size XL and XXL) are cut WIDER than even the normie XL are like this:
12- 0x
14- 1x
16- 2x
18- 3x
Etc.

While I agree Emely is 200x more relatable at a svelete size 18, seeming like a genuinely happy person, AND being able do normal human movements.... I think she's still size coping by going too small in many of her clothes. Either that or Anna is not sizing her up properly because it would only bring out how much fatter she is.

I choose to blame Anna fuckery as to why Emely has too small sizes. A, because that's just a safe bet, and b, Emely in general doesn't seem to wear too small sizes.
Maybe it's revenge for Emely's many crimes against Anna (to the narc, they can't stand being seen as second place, reality be damned- so Emely finishing the hike was likely seen as a personal attack, to Anna)

Maybe Anna should promote like, mindfulness or something. There's very little skincare can fix if your insides, mentally and physically, are a mess. Her pimples might also be due to stress (alongside inflammation, not regularly cleaning face, etc etc). Getting pimples out of nowhere is a sure sign you're stressed and/mixed up inside.
30 days of mindfulness and sitting with your thoughts challenge would be so good for her (so of course she won't do it)

 

[Wonder dong]

Anna has 1,2,3…..4! 4 side potato tits!

 

[Meiwaku]

Anna has 1,2,3…..4! 4 side potato tits!

you forgot the extra 4 on her back

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Spoiler alert - everything looks horrible on Anna.

Those are Boho dresses, Anna, you dumb fuck. How can you not know this trend?

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Also its ridiculous that Anna puts the skinny girl in way oversized clothes because she cant handle her wearing a real size small or 4.

SHE'S A SIZE 6 BECAUSE ANNA CANDIDLY SAYS SHE IS, OKAY?!

No, seriously, I don't think she's even a 4 with the way out of control vanity sizing has taken over. She could maaaaybe wear a 2 in some things, especially because she's tall, but I think she's a solid 0/XS. That definitely chaps Anna's ass.

Also, oversized, billowing dresses are never going to look good on someone as thin and willowy as Nicole, even if Anna allowed her to wear her actual size. They overwhelm her body and she ends up looking like a child playing dress up with her mommy's dresses.

(It's funny how subtly catty the comments are toward Nicole, in particular. Methinks Anna's audience is slightly jealous.)

 

[Catto Gatto]

SHE'S A SIZE 6 BECAUSE ANNA CANDIDLY SAYS SHE IS, OKAY?!

No, seriously, I don't think she's even a 4 with the way out of control vanity sizing has taken over. She could maaaaybe wear a 2 in some things, especially because she's tall, but I think she's a solid 0/XS. That definitely chaps Anna's ass.

Also, oversized, billowing dresses are never going to look good on someone as thin and willowy as Nicole, even if Anna allowed her to wear her actual size. They overwhelm her body and she ends up looking like a child playing dress up with her mommy's dresses.

(It's funny how subtly catty the comments are toward Nicole, in particular. Methinks Anna's audience is slightly jealous.)

Her followers all see themselves as the Emely of the fabulous trio

I’m curious as to how many “Nicoles” auditioned for this stunning and brave role, and also what they’re paying her. Oh to be a fly on the wall throughout the casting process!

I’ve been ready for this shapeless potato sack dress trend to die out for a long time. They’re not flattering on anyone that has a waist. The deathfats can have them.

 

[chickenbutt]

Also, oversized, billowing dresses are never going to look good on someone as thin and willowy as Nicole, even if Anna allowed her to wear her actual size. They overwhelm her body and she ends up looking like a child playing dress up with her mommy's dresses.

(It's funny how subtly catty the comments are toward Nicole, in particular. Methinks Anna's audience is slightly jealous.)

Oh LOL, it ain't subtle. The level of seethe that radiates through the screen from those comments could be detected from space. @Catto_Gatto is unquestionably right in that Anna's followers all see themselves in Emely moreso than either of the other two: they see themselves reflected in Emely, while Anna represents what they're afraid of/what half of them will likely end up as, and Nicole represents what they wish they could be, if they had just a smidge of self-restraint or impulse control. Hence the impotent attempts to tear down Nicole's appearance and gush about how ohmigosh a-MAZ-ing Emely looks in everything. Anna is an afterthought, save for telling her to size up when she's visibly about to burst out of her sausage casings.

I always love how utterly transparent fat bitch attempts to put down the women they wish they were tend to be. Like anyone cares what the internet peanut gallery thinks, when they're too gluttonous to even spare peanuts for throwing.

 

[Meiwaku]

Today, Anna got a lymphatic massage here's her story from ig. She admits she has been feeling a lot of pressure in her leg.

Spoiler: ig story

new icon anyone? honestly there's a lot of gold in those ig stories.


also her montage of travels and her plus size fitness shill:

cope seethe pile cake.

her outfit tags for the dump below:

Spoiler: IG Photodump of her highlights

This dress is anthropolgie and I had no idea they made deathfat clothes now. For those who don't know they're like a rich 20s in her first apartment in the city boho brand that usually has really quality shit and used to not even go up to XL in most things. Times have changed I guess.

yes some of these are repeats ik

 

[8008135]

This is not even identifiable as human.

 

[GenociderSyo]

In regards to the massage she got it was from a place called Clarin's Spa.

Here's one issue with this they do not offer body treatments in Texas only in FL, NY AND MN. So even though she states she got this treatment it does not exist in TX.

It is not some sort of lympathic place, it just states it "caters its massage to its clients issues" so the person is not some educated person in her fake issue.

It is possibleshe just did something virtually.

She also purcahsed an item from it it is simply body oil that is all.
3.3 oz for $69.

 

[Meiwaku]

In regards to the massage she got it was from a place called Clarin's Spa.

Here's one issue with this they do not offer body treatments in Texas only in FL, NY AND MN. So even though she states she got this treatment it does not exist in TX.
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It is not some sort of lympathic place, it just states it "caters its massage to its clients issues" so the person is not some educated person in her fake issue.

It is possibleshe just did something virtually.

She also purcahsed an item from it it is simply body oil that is all.
3.3 oz for $69.
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She stated they were doing a popup for SXSW which I believe. But from a company standpoint I find that weird because they don't offer treatments in Texas..... I get a lot of people travel but I would personally be turned off if I had an AMAZING massage but could never go to that person again because I don't live in that state. I'm guessing it was to shill products to people like Anna who are Texas natives (i am under the impression most SXSW ARE Texans although I can't confirm) or travelers in states they don't operate it.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Wonder dong]

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is she 13 with this beautiful shit? See, once again with these fucking obese hogs, it’s always with the looks shit. Nothing else to contribute to society. No other hobbies, interests. Just makeup and clothes and eye fucking yourself by a tree/bush whatever.

 

[Mushlover06]

Hi, longtime Anna hater, kinda newish lurker on here and I just had to say my peace:

I started following Anna when she was still working in tech and traveling to India, Japan, etc, a lot. She was a mediocre hate follow then but appreciated her weight loss efforts and kinda learning her story. I, myself, am a fat. Never near a death fat but spent my 20's inbetween 14-16 and now in my mid-30s am an 18 and 8 months pregnant with my second ( this comes into play later). I dont even hate Anna because shes fat or a death fat. I'm fat- like own it or dont but dont lie about what its like baby. Though I do hate her for all the million reasons that have been mentioned before on this forum. But her recent trip to Hawaii really got me because I just went there myself (big island not Oahu) and my god she does not show the real story.

First the plane: Theres absolutely no way she doesnt have to buy less then 2 two seats and I dont think she would fit into a roomier first class one. I shared a row with my son and husband and was happy to not have to put the little arm rest down. Shit was snug for when it was down, which is a fun reality im facing lol but even sitting in the first class seat for a second while I waited- that was the perfect comfy roomy seat for me. There's just no way she could fit in the first class being more then double my size with my huge fucking belly rn.

Hawaii in general: Its a very physical activity heavy kind of place. I really felt my size there but again even at a size 18 and 8 months pregnant, i was still walking around the volcano park and "hiking" to waterfalls. I just don't believe for 5 seconds she could even keep up.

Restaurants: I noticed at every restaurant the size of the chairs. I'm at the point now where I cannot fit my belly into a booth so I notice. Theres no way she can even fit into any of those chairs. Like truly dont understand its possible unless she was on benches. Some of the restaurant chairs felt snug to me so how could she possibly get in them??

Just random shit in general: The beach tommy bahama chairs- no way not for anna. The airport waiting chairs. absolutely not anna, sorry girl. JUST EVEN WALKING DOWN A PLANE AISLE TO GET TO THE BATHROOM. HOW ANNA HOW?!

Oh and I weighed myself today to see if i too gained 30lbs. I ended up losing a few pounds and i indulged like a motherfucker. yet i just did normal tourist shit and not "daily 8 mile hikes" i guess. hmmm so weird.

I wish i could post a pic of myself so you could see my body in comparison to hers just to get the full picture of how much i noticed my size while traveling and Anna's IG of lies. Anyway felt the need to get that off my chest lol.

 

[wellthen]

She stated they were doing a popup for SXSW which I believe. But from a company standpoint I find that weird because they don't offer treatments in Texas..... I get a lot of people travel but I would personally be turned off if I had an AMAZING massage but could never go to that person again because I don't live in that state. I'm guessing it was to shill products to people like Anna who are Texas natives (i am under the impression most SXSW ARE Texans although I can't confirm) or travelers in states they don't operate it.

Clarins is a pretty big skincare brand outside of their spas, so yeah a pop up makes sense and end game they want social mentions more than people to actually go to their spa in Austin. SXSW has been primarily out of towners when I went especially for the tech/film portion, people are there for/because of work.