Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Did not expect to see "accusing people of Muslim heritage born in America who have lived their entire lives in America of dual loyalties" in Lou's thread, but I guess we live in interesting times when it comes to "progressive" views from lolcows.

I'm actually surprised it took him this long. Who's next, Israeli-American warhawks or their polar opposite, the gutmensch of J Street? Cuban-Americans who consistently vote red?
I for one can't wait to find out.

 

[Spunt]

Yeah, I suppose this is true enough. I’m just surprised that nobody gets absolutely fucking sick of accomplishing as little as Lou does. That said, I guess they have a million iPads and other shit while I don’t.

Dude there are people in actual comas who accomplish more than Lou so I wouldn't worry that anyone here is under-performing compared to him.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

What an...odd...thing to say. Why would a 40-year old childless man brag about being an expert on searching a child's room?
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He's resentful of Steve it seems.

"I had to end his life." Ugh, shut uuuppppp. He didn't even go to the fucking vet with the cat.

 

[0 0]

What an...odd...thing to say. Why would a 40-year old childless man brag about being an expert on searching a child's room?
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Not entirely sure if you're joking or not, but Louis means "you don't search a child's room," not "I know how to search a child's room and you don't."

That's still stupid to say, though. While you shouldn't be tearing your child's room apart, if you think they're hiding something that's affecting them, you should definitely inspect it as a parent.

 

[Spoonomancer]

"I had to end his life." Ugh, shut uuuppppp. He didn't even go to the fucking vet with the cat.

at this rate I'm surprised his "Some kid named Lou, who is NOT ME, BY THE WAY, got TF'd into a big titty cat gurl, who I WISH I WAS" story he posts on the rare occasions he actually shares it again hasn't been updated to somehow feature Lover helping him transform yet.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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1) it was your dead mother's cat Zero
2) she called and took him to the vet
3) you haven't done it once so there can't be an 'again'. ever

 

[Aunt Carol]

Not entirely sure if you're joking or not, but Louis means "you don't search a child's room," not "I know how to search a child's room and you don't."

That's still stupid to say, though. While you shouldn't be tearing your child's room apart, if you think they're hiding something that's affecting them, you should definitely inspect it as a parent.

Besides, from the Stolen Laptop Saga we know that Lou does not know how to search a room.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Not entirely sure if you're joking or not, but Louis means "you don't search a child's room," not "I know how to search a child's room and you don't."

That's still stupid to say, though. While you shouldn't be tearing your child's room apart, if you think they're hiding something that's affecting them, you should definitely inspect it as a parent.

Oh, yes, nevermind, that makes more sense than what I initially thought he was saying. I wonder if Denise was the kind of parent that did things like random room searches when Lou was growing up. He acts like any kind of discipline or rule is child abuse.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Oh, yes, nevermind, that makes more sense than what I initially thought he was saying. I wonder if Denise was the kind of parent that did things like random room searches when Lou was growing up. He acts like any kind of discipline or rule is child abuse.

Well, I reckon he's been a hoarder for a long time and his brother's a recividist thief so random room searches completely make sense in that kind of environment.

 

[The Dude]

1) it was your dead mother's cat Zero
2) she called and took him to the vet
3) you haven't done it once so there can't be an 'again'. ever

It was Zorro, not Zero. Other than that, you're totally correct.

And it's not like he could do it again even if he had done it the first time. You can only put an animal down once since, y'know, it's dead. Can't kill something twice. What he meant (and should have said) is he never wants to have to do it for another pet (Louie the professional writer and editor, folks!) But it's part of owning pets, so if he never wants to do it in the future then he should never have pets.

 

[Iron Hamster]

It was Zorro, not Zero. Other than that, you're totally correct.

It is beyond a doubt, now Zero.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Yeah, I suppose this is true enough. I’m just surprised that nobody gets absolutely fucking sick of accomplishing as little as Lou does. That said, I guess they have a million iPads and other shit while I don’t.

A million iPads, no friends, and a daily need to curl in a ball and literally redact himself. Funny how all those shinies benefit him not at all, isn't it?

That's still stupid to say, though. While you shouldn't be tearing your child's room apart, if you think they're hiding something that's affecting them, you should definitely inspect it as a parent.

A mentality that you should never check in on your child, ever, is how we end up with Lous, so I guess it makes sense that he thinks like that. Respecting your child's privacy is great but you have to care enough to watch out for them too; hopefully they trust you enough to come to you with problems proactively, but valuing being best friends with your kid over protecting them as a parent is just selfish parenting.

Spoiler: non-Lou

Tangent, but a friend of mine have kids who are just starting to hit the age where they're on the internet, and she's understandably having this exact struggle. Wants to let them have their independence and right to do their own thing, but worries about what they get up to when left to their own devices. I told her if she wanted a compromise, if she could just get me a username as a jumping-off point then I would hunt them down on the internet like a diligent kiwi and keep an eye on them. The plan is this way they don't have to have mom all up in their business, but I can tell her if I spot any red flags.
Idk how people have kids. The little sprogs aren't even mine, but I'm properly terrified on their behalf because we're all aware of all the degeneracy that's lurking.

 

[Piss Bear]

A million iPads, no friends, and a daily need to curl in a ball and literally redact himself. Funny how all those shinies benefit him not at all, isn't it?


A mentality that you should never check in on your child, ever, is how we end up with Lous, so I guess it makes sense that he thinks like that. Respecting your child's privacy is great but you have to care enough to watch out for them too; hopefully they trust you enough to come to you with problems proactively, but valuing being best friends with your kid over protecting them as a parent is just selfish parenting.

Spoiler: non-Lou

Tangent, but a friend of mine have kids who are just starting to hit the age where they're on the internet, and she's understandably having this exact struggle. Wants to let them have their independence and right to do their own thing, but worries about what they get up to when left to their own devices. I told her if she wanted a compromise, if she could just get me a username as a jumping-off point then I would hunt them down on the internet like a diligent kiwi and keep an eye on them. The plan is this way they don't have to have mom all up in their business, but I can tell her if I spot any red flags.
Idk how people have kids. The little sprogs aren't even mine, but I'm properly terrified on their behalf because we're all aware of all the degeneracy that's lurking.

Kids having free-roam on the internet and allowed to do whatever the fuck they want is how you end up with people like Kevin Gibes. … And I’m sure a lot of lolcows are the way they are because of excessive internet usage as a kid. There are simply some things an undeveloped, learning mind shouldn’t be exposed to.

Trannies are one of the newer predators we gotta warn kids about. Along with teaching them about not going on shady websites we gotta warn them about anime profile pics asking them if they ever felt like a girl/boy.

 

[The Dude]

A million iPads, no friends, and a daily need to curl in a ball and literally redact himself. Funny how all those shinies benefit him not at all, isn't it?


A mentality that you should never check in on your child, ever, is how we end up with Lous, so I guess it makes sense that he thinks like that. Respecting your child's privacy is great but you have to care enough to watch out for them too; hopefully they trust you enough to come to you with problems proactively, but valuing being best friends with your kid over protecting them as a parent is just selfish parenting.

Spoiler: non-Lou

Tangent, but a friend of mine have kids who are just starting to hit the age where they're on the internet, and she's understandably having this exact struggle. Wants to let them have their independence and right to do their own thing, but worries about what they get up to when left to their own devices. I told her if she wanted a compromise, if she could just get me a username as a jumping-off point then I would hunt them down on the internet like a diligent kiwi and keep an eye on them. The plan is this way they don't have to have mom all up in their business, but I can tell her if I spot any red flags.
Idk how people have kids. The little sprogs aren't even mine, but I'm properly terrified on their behalf because we're all aware of all the degeneracy that's lurking.

Just think of all the literal THOUSANDS of dollars (in other people's money) that Louie has wasted on "retail therapy" that Louie insists is for his mental health, but ultimately accomplished sweet fuck-all. That money could have gone to actual therapy. Maybe it wouldn't have helped Louie since he would need to actually want to improve himself, which also takes actual work and effort, but it for damn sure would have had a better chance of helping him out than his iPads and Chromebooks.

And Louie obviously grew up being indulged with everything he stamped his piggy little feet over and was given few (if any) boundaries. So of course he believes it's cruel and abusive for a parent to go through their child's room. Just like he believes taking television or computer time away is abuse. I guess Louie doesn't realize that children under 18 don't have the same rights as adults, especially in regards to owning property. Basically everything the kid "owns" actually belongs to their parents, so the parents have every right to go through their shit to make sure they don't have anything they're not supposed to. When you get down to brass tacks, a LOT of the issues we have in society come down to parents being far too soft on their children, not instilling a sense of discipline in them, and wanting to be more like their friends rather than their parents (not to mention parents being more interested in their social media and binge watching their shows, or putting their careers before their children). Louie is definitely a product of terrible parenting, and we have a lot more Louies in society today than we did in previous generations because of shitty, lazy parents not willing to do what's necessary.

 

[Solid Snek]

"I had to end his life." Ugh, shut uuuppppp. He didn't even go to the fucking vet with the cat.

I like how his failure to capitalize the L drastically changes the meaning of "for my cat, lover."

As for the child's room comment? It's hard to tell what he could mean that wouldn't be creepy as hell. Maybe he's trying to say that he looks for lost iPads and stolen ketchup bottles in Shield's room...?

-EDIT- oooooh, OK! I read @0 1 's comment and figured out that Lou meant "you should not search a child's room".

ngl, when I saw that post on Twatter, I legit thought he was bragging about pulling pantyraids on Shield's room, too.

A mentality that you should never check in on your child, ever, is how we end up with Lous, so I guess it makes sense that he thinks like that. Respecting your child's privacy is great but you have to care enough to watch out for them too; hopefully they trust you enough to come to you with problems proactively, but valuing being best friends with your kid over protecting them as a parent is just selfish parenting.

Tangent, but a friend of mine have kids who are just starting to hit the age where they're on the internet, and she's understandably having this exact struggle. Wants to let them have their independence and right to do their own thing, but worries about what they get up to when left to their own devices. I told her if she wanted a compromise, if she could just get me a username as a jumping-off point then I would hunt them down on the internet like a diligent kiwi and keep an eye on them. The plan is this way they don't have to have mom all up in their business, but I can tell her if I spot any red flags.
Idk how people have kids. The little sprogs aren't even mine, but I'm properly terrified on their behalf because we're all aware of all the degeneracy that's lurking.

Part of me wants to say that's a really good idea for a small business; we're all pretty good at tracking down online activity, so why not start a parent watchdog service? Like a digital babysitter group; for a small fee, we keep tabs on certain kids, alerting their parents if there are any pre-determined warning signs, like they start hanging out with troons, or showing an interest in furry art.

But I could easily see that ending in disaster; vetting would be a nightmare, and the moment you try to expand your business and take on new employees, it'll fill up with nonces faster than a teen girl's Instagram page.

Trannies are one of the newer predators we gotta warn kids about. Along with teaching them about not going on shady websites we gotta warn them about anime profile pics asking them if they ever felt like a girl/boy.

Speaking of - this dude was on Lou's RTs the other day. Thought it was kind of funny.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Lou's ideas on parenting perfectly line up with his biggest faults: he has no concept of moderation and everything is black and white. He can't eat unhealthy foods in moderation, he can't spend money in moderation, etc, etc, etc. His entire ethos is "If it feels good, do it, do it until it can't be done anymore, and deal with consequences later". It's why he can't have a rational discussion with someone with a differing opinion. He has no patience for nuance, if someone can't convince him of something within the character limit of a Tweet, he has no time for it. It has to be all or nothing with him. He can't understand that there is a middle ground where a parent should be teaching their kid independence but not letting them run wild. The way he talks about giving children total freedom makes it seem like he thinks kids are born with fully formed brains and an understanding of the dangers of the world. He's the type to say that making a picky kid eat his vegetables is abusive.

As we all know, too much freedom and access to the Internet for some kids works out fine and they grow up to be happy, functional members of society. Other times, you get a Lou, a Kevin Gibes, a Chris Chan, or maybe even...a Kiwi Farms user.

 

[Slowbro]

Can any Lou historians confirm or deny this?




I'm sure Comcast will think twice before trying to shut down his internet again.



Finally, Lou decides he's going to change his name. Not because he's doxxed himself multiple times on the internet, but because his dad's side of the family (whom he never seems to speak to) have been removed from his life. Can't wait for the, "I need to change my name to Diana/Ace/Artemis this is the new me" weekly grift.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

He gonna take up the Moon family name? Louis Dominic Moon? Or just Diana Moon? Sweet Jesus, Jersh. At least he isn't even distantly related to our Dear Errverrlord.
I kind of want to find out what happens when a fat fuck like Lou meets a feeder.

 

[Sintharia]

Can any Lou historians confirm or deny this?

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I'm sure Comcast will think twice before trying to shut down his internet again.

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Finally, Lou decides he's going to change his name. Not because he's doxxed himself multiple times on the internet, but because his dad's side of the family (whom he never seems to speak to) have been removed from his life. Can't wait for the, "I need to change my name to Diana/Ace/Artemis this is the new me" weekly grift.

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Lou should just go ALL IN and pursue “Ace The Cat” as a legal name. He can completely disregard the case of Boomer’s attempts to change HIS name in a similar manner, and just cry discrimination when the judge tells him no. It’ll be an exciting new freak out.

Spoiler: Re: Boomer

Regarding Boomer, if you don’t know the story. Boomer is a Pittsburgh area furry whack job who tried to legally change his name to “Boomer The Dog” and pitched a fit when told no. The judge’s reasoning was that 911 calls would get complicated due to dispatch thinking they were being pranked, and the judge even offered several reasonable alternatives, including “Boomer Dog” and “Boomer T. Dog”.

Lou is not savvy in the news around the area, and this is old news, so I think this won’t have stuck in his mind. I can absolutely see him trying to pull a similar stunt.

 

[Miss Misery]

The newspaper clippings are real and David Dunceith Moon was his great great grandfather. He's just changing the story because his ancestor was a scab.

Also he got hit by a car. What the fuck is it with Lou's ancestors?

Edit: Fucker lived for nearly 9 more years after that, btw.