Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,595
I'm sure a few girls got 3 to 5 bucks at some point.
Russ being the clueless could get taken big time or kicked up the dollars in his Deranged mind thinks a girl was interested in him.

He knows the cost of a Starbucks drink so if a girl mentions that's one of her favorite things,he might throw a five out at her.
 
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Drowningman said:
I'm sure a few girls got 3 to 5 bucks at some point.
Russ being the clueless could get taken big time or kicked up the dollars in his Deranged mind thinks a girl was interested in him.

He knows the cost of a Starbucks drink so if a girl mentions that's one of her favorite things,he might throw a five out at her.
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He's the kind of guy to send you a Starbucks gift card for exactly the amount of the drink you mentioned you liked. At best, he'd think this showed attention to detail and not being weirdly obsessive and controlling. You give a thot five bucks, it might go to beer! You give her exactly $4.85 on a Starbies card, you KNOW she's getting an iced grande no room Americano with four Splenda, like you INTEND her to.
 
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GargoyleGorl said:
He's the kind of guy to send you a Starbucks gift card for exactly the amount of the drink you mentioned you liked. At best, he'd think this showed attention to detail and not being weirdly obsessive and controlling. You give a thot five bucks, it might go to beer! You give her exactly $4.85 on a Starbies card, you KNOW she's getting an iced grande no room Americano with four Splenda, like you INTEND her to.
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This is a good view into his mind. We know he's very controlling, even to women he doesn't know. What you described sounds EXACTLY like something he'd do. I wish one of the women he's sent money and messages to would come here and spill. I'd especially like to hear from the person who blocked him on Venmo. Since she shows off herself to make money, he must have really done/said something to make him more trouble than he was worth.
 
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The Great Citracett said:
I just feel like he's engaging in some serious Swiftism right now. We relied on his words and his representations that the song would release soon. As a public figure he has a duty to us, his fans. He used no disclaimers and therefore something something vicarious liability.

I'm feeling shafted, cockblocked, and overall #swifted.

My Jimmies are Russell'd.
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the situational irony of it all
 
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RodgerDodger said:
I'm not saying it would work. Just that it has a better chance of working than $1 to seduce instathots. We may not be easy. But we are cheap!
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For $15 a month, I will not post about Russell on kiwi farms on this account. Salary does not include the stories I tell irl friends


StinkySnack said:
Russell is the type of creep to Venmo a thot a dollar, and then send a payment request for the dollar to be returned a few days later when it doesn’t get him his penis sucked.
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Without a doubt this is what he has done


Useful_Mistake said:
Yes....of...of course we haven't....
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Quiet! Do you want to lose a revenue stream for us?
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Quiet! Do you want to lose a revenue stream for us?
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For real. How are we going to keep bribing judges with Russ's own money if he knows we've hacked all his accounts? If he finds out that the reason the thots haven't replied to his Venmo dollars is because we've redirected all the payments into the Kiwi accounts, it's all over!

Useful_Mistake said:
What do you mean? I'm a good boy, I don't do anything wrong. Well, bar that one time in Argentina, but we don't talk about that.
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Argentina isn't even a real place.
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
What do you mean? I'm a good boy, I don't do anything wrong. Well, bar that one time in Argentina, but we don't talk about that.
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GargoyleGorl said:
For real. How are we going to keep bribing judges with Russ's own money if he knows we've hacked all his accounts? If he finds out that the reason the thots haven't replied to his Venmo dollars is because we've redirected all the payments into the Kiwi accounts, it's all over!


Argentina isn't even a real place.
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Look, Argentina was early on in our operations. Before we got things down to a science. Just keep your heads down, keep quiet, and let us keep using Russ' money against him
 
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I want to point out that the acting section of his website still says "PAGE IS COMING SOON" and "Stay tuned for my demo reel", and it's been this way since, at least, June of last year

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