Deep in the NORAD facility in the Cheyenne mountains, a voice speaks out from the darkness at a round table
"We have been too lax on fighting the weeaboo mennace. Soon these virtual girls will be walking our streets, confusing the minds of our young men with their niceness and cuteness. Birth rates will plummet to levels unseen before in our nation's history. Our women with their actual needs and complexities simply cannot compete against these highly idealized anthropomorphic gorls. For Christ's sake Mr President the have a fluffy sheep gorl and a fat cat gorl who may be in lesbians with a cute dog gorl! And those are just the ones we're aware of! Mr President...I recommend, and it's not a recommendation I issue lightly, a pre-emptive strike while we still have a chance. Japan needs a third nuke."