Trashfire 3/18/22 - Pantsu's water breaks during Ralph's 24 hour stream - Update March 22nd: Shes's Giving Birth

[Bryan Dunn]

The Kay Faby will be removed by CPS and placed in the custody of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends as soon as it is born.

Lol. I hope its kayfabe, the amount of funny ass shit to come from that would be amazing compared to this super dark fucked up timeline in the ralph-o-sphere. Laughing at the gunt is one thing but when the gunt has his pig hooves on a infant and dangling it around like Michael Jackson did to Blanket from a Caesars Palace Vegas balcony we will be in some seriously sad shit. Idk, ralph always finds a way to go lower in the end.

 

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

The Kay Faby will be removed by CPS and placed in the custody of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends as soon as it is born.

If only the world actually not do the wrong thing all the time.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph will never admit his offspring's Apgar score

Actually Ralph's baby will have a perfect Fagtard score

 

[MeltyTW]

Ethan Ralph is many, many things tbh but gender-confused isn't one of them. There isn't anything remotely "feminine"

Ethan Ralph is wigger supreme with extra cheese- he even invented the term "ralphamale", which is arguably just as much of a grotesque parody of masculinity as "gay femininity" is of true femininity. If Ralph tries to troon out he would never be accepted by the troons/BreadTube people because he just doesn't fit the mold. He doesn't even have the usual "I've repented from being an evil alt-right guy and took titty skittles" option that other people (again, like Nick Fuentes) would have.

nah ralph is a fat soy soaked pussy.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

FUCK MUH BABY BEIN BORN! 10 OUTTA 10 WOULD DO IT AGAIN! KILLSTREAM!

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1505262865346871306

 

[#KillAllPedos]

A “legend” doesn’t let his fiancée fly solo when she goes into labor. When that happens, you leave work, you cancel your appointments, and you get your ass to the hospital. There are some reasons one might delay, but Ralph, your nightly show isn’t one of them. Nick and Destiny would have understood, Odysee would have understood, even your A-logs would have understood. Pantsu and your daughter are going to remember this forever, and they’re never gonna let you forget either. You don’t wanna be a husband, you don’t wanna be a dad, so just get it over with and return to your house in the ghetto.

 

[Slimy Time]

Everyone is bashing Ralph, but honestly I think May is better off without him there. I can't imagine just how big of a pain in the ass Ralph would be in a hospital setting.

DSP-esq in his behavior for all we know. What! What do you mean this is gonna take 12 hours. The Ralphamale doesn't have time for that level of commitment.

 

[Truly Rural]

FUCK MUH BABY BEIN BORN! 10 OUTTA 10 WOULD DO IT AGAIN! KILLSTREAM!

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1505262865346871306

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When your wife goes into a labor, you leave work, you cancel your appointments, and you get your ass to the hospital. There are some reasons one might delay, but Ralph, your nightly show isn’t one of them. Nick and Destiny would have understood, Odysee would have understood, even your A-logs would have understood. Pantsu and your daughter are going to remember this forever, and they’re never gonna let you forget either. You don’t wanna be a husband, you don’t wanna be a dad, so just get it over with and return to your house in the ghetto.

https://archive.ph/BT7FQ

 

[A Sunset]

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A legendary shitty father

An all-time legend….era-defining….this is like in a movie when someone’s imagining a grand reality for themselves, and then it’s revealed they’re actually in a padded cell and tied up in a straitjacket, ranting like a lunatic while asylum employees attempt to subdue them. Holy shit what delusion. The fattest faggot and proudest failed father, Ethan Ralph.

With luck Ethan will be prevented from any involvement in this child’s life and it’ll be raised by May’s parents, so he can die alone drunk in the gutter without affecting anyone else.

EDIT: God I fucking hate Ralph lmao.

 

[Hot Dog]

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A legendary shitty father

-"A human turd"

I would expect nothing less.

 

[Pixis]

how likely is child services to be involved in the event of all of this being real and the demon baby is born?

Considering Ralph likes to piss people off regularly, I wouldn’t be surprised if it were within the first month. Ralph won’t even think to stop his online behavior to protect his child, he’ll just see it as an opportunity to grift off the situation.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Ralph will never admit his offspring's Apgar score which is the first thing happy parents want to announce to the world together with place, time, newborn's length, weight, and head size, without baby picture as soon as everything is finally over and mother and the baby are safe and well. I hope baby's lungs are ready

Very to assume Ralph knows what an Apgar score is.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Yeah see Ralph, that’s the thing with births, they can go sideways very quickly and in fact their lives could be in danger while you’re sitting there, being a legend in your own mind.
He’s mental isn’t he.
ETA is he confirmed in NY even?

 

[Xenomorph]

Imagine putting a sissty fight between two retards above seeing your child being born, disgusting

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

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A “legend” doesn’t let his fiancée fly solo when she goes into labor. When that happens, you leave work, you cancel your appointments, and you get your ass to the hospital. There are some reasons one might delay, but Ralph, your nightly show isn’t one of them. Nick and Destiny would have understood, Odysee would have understood, even your A-logs would have understood. Pantsu and your daughter are going to remember this forever, and they’re never gonna let you forget either. You don’t wanna be a husband, you don’t wanna be a dad, so just get it over with and return to your house in the ghetto.

They would have understood and they both absolutely think even less of him for continuing the stream, if only because Destiny has a kid.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

An era defined by shitting his pants.

 

[The First Fag]

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A “legend” doesn’t let his fiancée fly solo when she goes into labor. When that happens, you leave work, you cancel your appointments, and you get your ass to the hospital. There are some reasons one might delay, but Ralph, your nightly show isn’t one of them. Nick and Destiny would have understood, Odysee would have understood, even your A-logs would have understood. Pantsu and your daughter are going to remember this forever, and they’re never gonna let you forget either. You don’t wanna be a husband, you don’t wanna be a dad, so just get it over with and return to your house in the ghetto.

All I can think of reading these are as follows:
"PURGING WITH MAH KIN!
THIS FILTH WILL NOT YIELD!
BOLTERS RAISED TO AIM!
KILL FOR THE EMPEROR!"

In all seriousness, this man is a pussy bitch. I hope Pantsu doesn't come back. This that kind of shit that should never fly.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

FUCK MUH BABY BEIN BORN! 10 OUTTA 10 WOULD DO IT AGAIN! KILLSTREAM!

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1505262865346871306

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Are you unhinged yet, Kiwis?

 

[Jack Awful]

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A “legend” doesn’t let his fiancée fly solo when she goes into labor. When that happens, you leave work, you cancel your appointments, and you get your ass to the hospital. There are some reasons one might delay, but Ralph, your nightly show isn’t one of them. Nick and Destiny would have understood, Odysee would have understood, even your A-logs would have understood. Pantsu and your daughter are going to remember this forever, and they’re never gonna let you forget either. You don’t wanna be a husband, you don’t wanna be a dad, so just get it over with and return to your house in the ghetto.

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Ralph is a double retard that doesn't understand basic biology. Water breaking usually signals the beginning, or the imminent start of labor.


And note that line I highlighted. If the theory that Pantsu was impregnated the day Chris was arrested is true then her and the baby are at risk. Even more reason to get your ass to Rochester ASAP so you can see her instead of being retarded sociopathic white trash.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/labor-and-delivery/in-depth/water-breaking/art-20044142

 

[FundusOHoolihan]

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A “legend” doesn’t let his fiancée fly solo when she goes into labor. When that happens, you leave work, you cancel your appointments, and you get your ass to the hospital. There are some reasons one might delay, but Ralph, your nightly show isn’t one of them. Nick and Destiny would have understood, Odysee would have understood, even your A-logs would have understood. Pantsu and your daughter are going to remember this forever, and they’re never gonna let you forget either. You don’t wanna be a husband, you don’t wanna be a dad, so just get it over with and return to your house in the ghetto.

Uh didn't this stink piggy cancel a show to go to a free rap show in Vegas?