Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Kenya Jones]

God I'm jealous of these faggots. Want me a VZ. 58.

#Ukraine: US Volunteers from Texas & Ohio on the front lines E. of Kyiv with Czech-donated vz. 58 P rifles. It seems that foreign fighters are more likely to get donated weapons, one supposes for low-level standardisation purposes; another grouping had entirely FNC, for example.

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[kuuu]

But now that we are in another cold war, everyone will want to catch up to the U.S. in that department.

And then industrial military complex was like:

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

God I'm jealous of these faggots. Want me a VZ. 58.
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Damn, they're not even the century arms drunken monkey models. Lucky bastards.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Well I decided to check out what memes that I could get from /pol/ and so far feel low energy compared to the Russian chans lol, I guess its because the Russians have a higher stake in it.

And some anons were impressed with a "BGC invasion", whatever that is.

Well, these memes are sponsored by Monke Putler, who orders you to look at them now.

Spoiler: Remaining Memes

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

No, they really don't. If the US committed more resources to Syria, then Assad would probably be dead right now, America just didn't have a great choice between ISIS, generic Islamists, commie Kurds, and other assorted sand people. Russia has a tiny economy. If the US really needed to, they could spend the entire GDP of Russia in military spending targeted against them alone.

Reminds me of an old joke.

During the space race the US spent over a billion dollars to figure out on how to get a ink pen to work in space, they successfully got it to work.

The Russians just used a pencil.

 

[Mussi]

They had an army larger and with more equipment than Ukraine. Also we didn't do whatever the hell you can call russia's current strategy right now.

Iraq's army was effectively non-functional with bottom of the barrel morale after the First Gulf War. Also, it was significantly smaller than Ukraine's army. The number for Iraq on Wikipedia includes reservists and conscripts and totals less than 400.000. Ukraine, when you count reservists, is over one million.

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

Well I decided to check out what memes that I could get from /pol/ and so far feel low energy compared to the Russian chans lol, I guess its because the Russians have a higher stake in it.

And some anons were impressed with a "BGC invasion", whatever that is.

Well, these memes are sponsored by Monke Putler, who orders you to look at them now.

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I think my favorite part of the meme war is that it got /pol/ to balkanize into separate generals.

 

[Mussi]

Reminds me of an old joke.

During the space race the US spent over a billion dollars to figure out on how to get a ink pen to work in space, they successfully got it to work.

The Russians just used to a pencil.

Eh, I dislike that joke. While it's true that the US did spend millions to create a pen that could write in space, it definitely wasn't wasted. While pencils did work, if their lead broke, it could fly around in their vessel potentially damage machinery.

 

[The Other Baldwin]

https://twitter.com/SirBib/status/1505349188351143938

Suuuure.

God I'm jealous of these faggots. Want me a VZ. 58.
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I want me an FNC, and not just because Heat was a good movie. But no, the waffles send them to Ukraine to get blown up in the hands of Redditards.

https://militaryleak.com/2022/02/28/belgium-sends-3000assault-rifles-and-200-anti-tank-grenade-launchers-to-ukrainia/

Dicks.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Reminds me of an old joke.

During the space race the US spent over a billion dollars to figure out on how to get a ink pen to work in space, they successfully got it to work.

The Russians just used a pencil.

You can't use a pencil in space, it will chip and clog.

 

[Mussi]

https://twitter.com/SirBib/status/1505349188351143938

Suuuure.

Why didn't he model the part where the Russian necromancers resurrect 4000 soldiers?

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

thats a big hat

It's actually an evolutionary mating strategy similar to how peacocks have big-ass tail feathers. Chaste virgins have been known to fall pregnant at the mere sight of Comrade President Lukashenko's head-warmer, all bearing strong Slavic sons born with bristling, manly moustaches.

In Belarus, first you get the hat, then you get the bitches.

 

[Psychotron]

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Eh, I dislike that joke. While it's true that the US did spend millions to create a pen that could write in space, it definitely wasn't wasted. While pencils did work, if their lead broke, it could fly around in their vessel potentially damage machinery.

So it was your G-dad's project confirmed.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

https://twitter.com/SirBib/status/1505349188351143938

Suuuure.

I want me an FNC, and not just because Heat was a good movie. But no, the waffles send them to Ukraine to get blown up in the hands of Redditards.

https://militaryleak.com/2022/02/28/belgium-sends-3000assault-rifles-and-200-anti-tank-grenade-launchers-to-ukrainia/

Dicks.

one of my favorite shootouts ever

 

[Lone MacReady]

Damn, they're not even the century arms drunken monkey models. Lucky bastards.

America takes arms away from their people while giving automatics to foreigners for free.

 

[Mussi]

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So it was your G-dad's project confirmed.

If my father was an American intelligence agent I would shoot myself.

 

[Jump]

You're going to sound like such a moron when the Belarusian army advances 600 km in mere days. Of course, due to incorrect maps, that 600 km will lead into Moscow, but it'll still be impressive.

I don't know what your talking about. He has the best map.

 

[Hell on Earth]

I would say that the Russians in modern times have been consistent in getting the short end of the stick when it comes military tech and thought.

It must be a curse and this is the latest iteration.

Tsar Nicholas wanted to stop military progress in various fields because he thought Russia would be totally outmatched like the African tribal people facing machineguns or modern rifles. (And he was right, the Russians performance was abysmal in WW1)

The Russian's only major contribution to military thought/technology was after WW1 and during WW2.

If Russia ever faced NATO in a conventional war right now then Tsar Nichola's predictions would be vindicated again.

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

So far in 24th day of war in a nutshell :
Putin wants to make Russia Great Again
Gypsy steals a Russian tank
Ukrainian farmers steal random Russian military equipments
Elon Musks wants to duel Putin
Kadyrov bitches about not being able to watch anime
Japan wants its clay back
Musk and Kadyrov dissing each other
Covid is back in China
Saudis dont pick up calls from Biden
Ruskie steal shitton of Redbull and post it on Telegram
An actor clown somehow becomes a hero while still clowning
Poland autistically screetching they will press that fucking NATO button, they fucking swear

Did i miss anything?

This fucking timeline.

Edit:added more

If it matters presidential debates in The Philippines as it is election season.

Taiwan military keeping watch in case China tries something.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

America takes arms away from their people while giving automatics to foreigners for free.

Yeah, but these ones weren't donated by the US. We gave them missile launchers....which I also fucking want, for no practical reason other than to destroy beater cars with.