Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TopTierHealer]

I get you said that ironically but that's basically what Moviebob believes.

I'm repeating myself here I know, but Moviebob isn't a leftist in the way your average DSA member is. Moviebob has no problem whatsoever with libertarian economics, he just has a problem with the fact the same party that pushes for them won't let him coom.

You can't put MovieBob's politics in a 2 axis grid or even a 3 axis grid. Moviebob's politics only stem from one ideology: what can make Bob be seen as the greatest man alive by the plebs. End of story.
He's not a socialist, communist, fascist, racist, maoist, stalinist, liberal, libertarian, liberalist, liberalistitst. He is Bob. What make Bob feel like the Hero of The Story, that is what is universally good. What makes Bob look like The Villain, then that is what is morally wrong.

I'll be honest, I don't understand why do we have this question pop up every 200 pages: Bob is a simpleton and can be read like an open book at all time.
Why does he simp for China? Because bugmen pussy make his pp hard. Why does he hate whites? Because the establishment said it's good to hate on white despite him being a mayoghoul. Why does he listen to dems? Because his brain is mush and he sees the world as good guys vs bad guys and in his movies, the good underdog was the guy on the left while big companies were the bad guys. Why does he carry water for the democrats? Because unless it has a logo he can identify, he gets lost and confused. Why does he want to kill all the Russians? Because the pretty people on TV told him to. Why does he take so long to review blockbusters? Because he gets lost and confused when he has to provide an original thought and needs to wait for his betters to have an opinion he can repeat.

Think about it, his only original thoughts are what the mainstream is saying cranked to 11 because, like the fucking retard he is, he doesn't understand nuance or boundaries. If the people on TV told me X idea is good then if I say 100X it will be 100 times gooder! ME AM SMART!

Last A-logging tirade, I promise. A few pages ago, when he argues about Russia he keeps inserting russian words in cyrillic as an "own" to his haters. Now, this pissess me off more than it should because we can see how Bob's brain works in real time:

1. MovieBob only undestands the world through the lens of Pop Culture
2. In his moving pictures, the action protagonist speaks with the eeeeeevil and spooooopy foreigner in english and inserts a word or 2 in the evul spoopy non-american language.
3. We the audience are in awe at how manly, smart, cool and wordly the action protagonist is.
4. MovieBob believes with 110% certainty he is the main character of the movie of life
5. Twitter reinforces this noticion because there is an audience that reads what he posts.
6. He speaks as if the dialogue was a battle of wits between good guy moviebob and bad guy his detractor in an action film
7. His detractor looks at him speechless because you can't really argue with a moron

This is why I wanted an actual debate with Bob and another human being (or canadian, whatever). I want to see if he can keep up this act of believing his own hype in front of a real audience. Sargon could, and he got his ass blasted more than once (even by fucking Richard Spencer). Ben Shapiro got nuked from orbit on the BBC but points to the rat jew for moving from his comfort zone. What's Bob's excuse? Adam would have folded on a live debate anyways because he's the gayest canadian and Bob was still too much of a pussy to talk to him without the block button at hand.

 

[TowinKarz]

I don't understand this at all. Bob hates Ted Cruz, why would he want him "back to work" rather than shitposting about Star Trek? Or does he just think elected officials should not be allowed to have any down time ever?

It's a known "It's okay when we do it" thing.

Obama filling out a March Madness bracket for a live press correspondent at the White House was just him connecting with the people, Trump going golfing on a weekend was him abandoning this country.

You aren't allowed to spend one single second not at work if your the opposition, while you can take an afternoon to do a Let's Play on YouTube if your one of his representatives.

 

[Flexo]

I so badly want this tweet engraved on Bob's tombstone, like you have no idea.

 

[Cantercoin]

I so badly want this tweet engraved on Bob's tombstone, like you have no idea.
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Your prose is more brown than purple, Robert because its just diarrhea

 

[Mola Ram]

Black Female Captain already happened, Bobby's Fan, in fucking 1988. Tryla Scott Captain of the USS Renegade, in the Star Trek TNG episode "Conspiracy".

said @Koby_Fish

If we're going to be pedantic, the first black female Trek captain showed up in 1986, in The Voyage Home, and was played by no less than Madge Sinclair. Apparently we're not supposed to count cameos, the better to let nuTrek claim it's breaking new ground.

Conservatives/Republicans/The Stupids/Believers (but bobby repeats himself) are just itching to minecraft all the darkies, troons, gheys, and speds, and if you're not worried about who's in political power CONSTANTLY (and trying to keep The Stupids - who are also conveniently 'right wing' - from gaining political headway because Muh Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah is at risk of never coming to pass) they will kill you and everyone you hold dear. Bob is worried to the point of existential dread, because he thinks the existences of anyone he loves who is imperfect in the eyes of the Diet Nazis (or full-on Nazis), such as his troon cousin, sped niece, brother Chippa's gay friend/groomsman, former lesbun "girlfriend" to whom he played Beard, and friends Acquaintances of Color will be immediately snuffed out by the Second Coming of Drumpf before he can do anything. Only by tweeting madly into the aether can CassandraBob prevent these horrific predictions from coming to pass (which explains why Bob said he was perfectly OK with blatant electoral fraud, as long as those from the Right Side of History "rigged" themselves in to win).

The sheer elaborateness of Bob's fantasies and delusions of grandeur weirdly mixed with a persecution complex sometimes make me wonder how crazy he truly is. Like, "Does he have some form of schizophrenia" crazy. It would certainly explain his difficulty in maintaining normal relationships outside his family and holding down a real job.

Whatever is wrong with him, Twitter has made it infinitely worse.

 

[King Dead]

The sheer elaborateness of Bob's fantasies and delusions of grandeur weirdly mixed with a persecution complex sometimes make me wonder how crazy he truly is. Like, "Does he have some form of schizophrenia" crazy. It would certainly explain his difficulty in maintaining normal relationships outside his family and holding down a real job.

Whatever is wrong with him, Twitter has made it infinitely worse.

The one thing that would really liven up this thread through the sea of inanity that is Bob's Twitter and his occasional actual reviews (thank you again @Positron for braving that madness) would be if we could hear from someone who actually knew Bob back in the day and could give us some perspective on his childhood/teenage years. Since Bob is too old to have grown up during the boom of social media (hell, he was out of school before even Friendster launched), there's really not much of an archive of his pre-Moviebob days, so we have very little info to go on with regards to what he was like as a kid. A firsthand account would answer a lot of questions. The only real problem is that, if Bob back then was anything like he is now, I think most of his peers preferred to avoid him altogether, and I doubt many are actively looking him up to see what he's doing these days to then stumble upon this thread and share their experience.

The best we've got is that one livestream where we found out about how Bob was part of a group that thought they could magic their perfect world into existence if they just believed hard enough, which really puts his whole "Thinkers vs. Believers" thing into a different light. And also his dream that Miyamoto had tasked him with saving video games from the dudebro menace. Suffice it to say, he's never been right in the head, but I'd love to hear more stories of his pre-Youtube days to find out just how crazy he was back then.

100% agree on Twitter, though. It's hard to say exactly which web company has been worst for humanity, but Twitter is definitely up there. Any extended interaction with that dumpster fire will ruin you as a person.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

If we're going to be pedantic, the first black female Trek captain showed up in 1986, in The Voyage Home, and was played by no less than Madge Sinclair. Apparently we're not supposed to count cameos, the better to let nuTrek claim it's breaking new ground.

and she appeared in the opening scene, no less

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Bob thinks revisionism about Stalin, which has been happening for 70+ years, comes from "Social Conservatives" not the left? Sometimes I worry about this boy.

Lastly, how is Bob "too busy" for anything? How is he "too busy" to spend a minute to see what this is about while referring to what it's about? What exactly does he do other than post on Twitter and make garbage for YouTube nobody wants?

Precisely, I was actually shocked to see him say something that wasn't fucking retarded for once, and then he continued on his tirade. Most conservatives loathe Stalin precisely because he was a mass murdering monster and the exact opposite of a right winger with his policies, no matter how much you try and push him to the right, he was still a communist!

He's probably coping, this guy lives on his mother's basement and just sits on his ass tweeting all day. Trying to sell himself as a busy guy might work if you don't know him, or maybe it takes time to produce these reviews that almost nobody watches lol!

No retardo, the usa won't engage directly with Russia. Or at least if You want to keep living your amszing and full of sex and intelectually fullfiling life You would pray that usa doesnt directly engage with russia

Honestly, it won't make much of a difference to him, living on a shelter until the fallout subsides is pretty much just like living on his mother's basement. Maybe he'll get angy as there's a good chance the internet is done too, or just because the cities of "thinkers" are prime targets. Still, what a fucking retard!

I think it's probably the autistic exceptional daughter that named it. In which case, apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

(also WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE THINKING, GETTING A HAMSTER FOR AN EXCEPTIONAL CHILD OF SEVEN AND A LITERAL TODDLER, both of whom are CHRONICALLY UNDERSUPERVISED while Chippa and Sarah drink and podcast about it? Poor thing probably got stressed to death)

These two are the biggest fucking manbabies around. And I mean it, for what it's worth even Chris didn't have any kids to take care of (unless you count the demented Barb as a charge of his), these two could only be worse parents if they decided to fully neglect their children. They keep producing these fucking podcasts nobody fucking cares about instead of putting work into providing for their daughters, guy should be doing the right thing and keeping this as a hobby while focusing on actual work, but no, he's got to bloat an already bloated market even more with yet another 10 viewers podcast, truly the most important priority on his table!

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

One thing stands out when I think of the original: Mario has a chin.

Boy, ol' Bobby sure was right about the new Batman movie. It's a total failure that has caused great embarrassment for Warner Brothers and will take them forever to recover fr-

Did you intend for me to hear the Pitch Meeting chord as I read your post? Because I did.

Spoiler: For the curious, a random Pitch Meeting vid cued to the relevant gag.

> I's

> I's

Goddamn it, does that sound like a word you troglodyte? MY. EM WHY. It's the new sensation! Two-thirds the characters of "I's" and it doesn't taste like shit grammar!

(That said, I consider it acceptable - meaning "I am", not as a possessive - if you've got a thick Newfoundland accent.)

Spoiler: I's not so contrary wi' the b'ys from out the bay.

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Five to one it got crushed and later succumbed to internal injuries. Or, to put it more succinctly, it was hugged to death. If family stories are to be believed, my great-aunt's budgie met the same fate one time when the extended family was over.

Summary: Don't give kids pets they're not mature enough to care for you dumbass.

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Of course, by that metric the right people are also 'scared' of roadkill, open septic tanks, maggot infestations....

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Precisely, I was actually shocked to see him say something that wasn't fucking retarded for once, and then he continued on his tirade. Most conservatives loathe Stalin precisely because he was a mass murdering monster and the exact opposite of a right winger with his policies, no matter how much you try and push him to the right, he was still a communist!

He's probably coping, this guy lives on his mother's basement and just sits on his ass tweeting all day. Trying to sell himself as a busy guy might work if you don't know him, or maybe it takes time to produce these reviews that almost nobody watches lol!

If Bob was in the Soviet Union during Stalin's rule, he would've have been put to death for being for a jobless decadent.

 

[Flexo]

The one thing that would really liven up this thread through the sea of inanity that is Bob's Twitter and his occasional actual reviews (thank you again @Positron for braving that madness) would be if we could hear from someone who actually knew Bob back in the day and could give us some perspective on his childhood/teenage years. Since Bob is too old to have grown up during the boom of social media (hell, he was out of school before even Friendster launched), there's really not much of an archive of his pre-Moviebob days, so we have very little info to go on with regards to what he was like as a kid. A firsthand account would answer a lot of questions. The only real problem is that, if Bob back then was anything like he is now, I think most of his peers preferred to avoid him altogether, and I doubt many are actively looking him up to see what he's doing these days to then stumble upon this thread and share their experience.

The best we've got is that one livestream where we found out about how Bob was part of a group that thought they could magic their perfect world into existence if they just believed hard enough, which really puts his whole "Thinkers vs. Believers" thing into a different light. And also his dream that Miyamoto had tasked him with saving video games from the dudebro menace. Suffice it to say, he's never been right in the head, but I'd love to hear more stories of his pre-Youtube days to find out just how crazy he was back then.

100% agree on Twitter, though. It's hard to say exactly which web company has been worst for humanity, but Twitter is definitely up there. Any extended interaction with that dumpster fire will ruin you as a person.

That's why back in the day I at least tried to dig up his stuff in the early blogging days and when he'd comment on conservative review sites. That's where the classic "I want capeshit to choke out the theaters" quote came from.

And seriously go dig through his archive for gems like...

https://moviebobcentral.com/2005/03/10/our-freedom-under-attack-from-all-sides/

And I think I found the source of the infection.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

One of the blogs I frequent has been having a discussion on the Bicameral mind, a theory that "argues that the human mind once operated in a state in which cognitive functions were divided between one part of the brain which appears to be "speaking", and a second part which listens and obeys." (~Wikipedia. )You can read up on it if you like, but the discussion I've been reading says basically this: Social Media has programmed Big Brains like Bob to disregard conscious thought and simply respond like NPCs to whatever programming the social media spits out. It's why Thinkers on Twitter can hold two contradictory opinions at the same time or embrace X one day and reject it the next. Most normal people have an inner narrator that guides how they respond to external stimuli, but bicameral zombies only respond to external stimuli - to someone on a social media site telling them how they should think or feel. You've probably all met people who are frantic to record every interaction, every meal, every event on social media in the belief that "if I don't record it, it didn't really happen." Twitter and Facebook becomes the Real World to these people, and the Real World becomes just a medium one works with to generate Social Media posts.

In Bob's case, he has an eternal, never changing set of ideas on how the world should be, and all external stimuli is filtered through that mindset. Twitter becomes the magical device which can make his ideas real. That's why Bob eschews the Real World and spends so much of his time on Twitter. And that's also why Bob's ideas about the world haven't changed since he was a child. His brain isn't interested in taking in new information and forging a new path based on observable reality. It's only interested in making Bob's imaginary and eternally static world real in the only medium that matters: Twitter.

 

[Flexo]

One of the blogs I frequent has been having a discussion on the Bicameral mind, a theory that "argues that the human mind once operated in a state in which cognitive functions were divided between one part of the brain which appears to be "speaking", and a second part which listens and obeys." You can read up on it if you like, but the discussion I've been reading says basically this: Social Media has programmed Big Brains like Bob to disregard conscious thought and simply respond like NPCs to whatever programming the social media spits out. It's why Thinkers on Twitter can hold two contradictory opinions at the same time or embrace X one day and reject it the next. Most normal people have an inner narrator that guides how they respond to external stimuli, but bicameral zombies only respond to external stimuli - to someone on a social media site telling them how they should think or feel. You've probably all met people who are frantic to record every interaction, every meal, every event on social media in the belief that "if I don't record it, it didn't really happen." Twitter and Facebook becomes the Real World to these people, and the Real World becomes just a medium one works with to generate Social Media posts.

In Bob's case, he has an eternal, never changing set of ideas on how the world should be, and all external stimuli is filtered through that mindset. Twitter becomes the magical device which can make his ideas real. That's why Bob eschews the Real World and spends so much of his time on Twitter. And that's also why Bob's ideas about the world haven't changed since he was a child. His brain isn't interested in taking in new information and forging a new path based on observable reality. It's only interested in making Bob's imaginary and eternally static world real in the only medium that matters: Twitter.

Or it's just training for emotional responses. Cognitive dissonance is easy to explain if you assume people don't bother to engage in any self-reflection. If social media acts as a constant distraction, essentially providing constant in/out data to pressure the mind to keep up without ever pausing to reflect, then all that matters is the emotional state. "However I feel at this moment is right and true" and there's no need to worry about consistency because I'll feel differently tomorrow.

 

[JayHarrison]

I don't know who they are but this pair of gays seem to have elicited a bit of leftist tears:
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Moviebob is an anti-hero at best, a total monster at worst.

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A boy who doesn't learn his lesson -- that his incessant cries of genocide will soon lose its meaning -- should be thrown to the wolves.

Or, as I like to call it, "The Moviebob Who Cried Haraassment".

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Bobby apparently thinks if you lose an opportunity to improve your life, you immediately pops out of existence. I bet this is something his Angels taught him.
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Therapist: "OK, Bobby. Where on your body were you inappropriately touched by Donald Trump's border wall?"

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Get your bingo card out.
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More words of wisdumb from Believerbob.

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Some employees are being fired for not recognizing transwomen are women. No big deal. There is no such thing as Cancel Culture.

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Bogus!

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Contrary to what Greenwald speculates, The Federalist thinks the Dems will be able to keep the public knowing the truth concerning Hunter Biden's laptop (article). Bobby consigns it to the "non-issue" bin which of course also hosts Hillary Rodham's e-mails.
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You see, the problem with Bobby isn't that he doesn't stick to the movies; rather, it is that he can't even tell where movies end and real life begins.

Based on what I've seen since joining Twitter many moons ago, the problem isn't so much Moviebob comparing white "progressive" to godlike super-beings; the problem is Moviebob has been comparing himself to a godlike super-being. Remember: He'd happily send millions of people to their ends with a simple snap of his fingers.

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Ted Cruz refuses to greet the President of United Earth.
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I'd like to see Moviebob slither back into the outhouse whence he came.

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I so badly want this tweet engraved on Bob's tombstone, like you have no idea.
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You're much more likly to see Moviebob's epitaph read "I'll nevaa fuhgive the troglodytes who stole the fyuuchaa i EARNED to prolong their worthless exitence".

 

[Red Hood]

I've been mentally comparing Bob to Chris-Chan and I realize this- Bob is a virgin with rage.

 

[Brother Wind]

I dunno I still haven't seen Turning Red and I can't imagine I ever will unless I have a daughter in the future. It's not a big deal to me that Pixar made a movie about the experience of growing up from a female perspective. But I don't think it deserves praise for breaking some new ground because well really I was a kid who watched King of the Hill nearly daily growing up.

So I'm gonna talk about this for a quick minute. And really its funny how relevant it is to Bob. Because it involves Judy Blume.

Saying it broke new ground is a bit dumb. But, acting like King of the Hill is analogous is also a bit dumb. King of the Hill is a show about a middle aged man trying to come to terms with a rapidly changing world from what he grew up in and set his values in. Written by a man, who's probably pretty similar. I wouldn't say Mike Judge is a conservative man. But, he clearly has a lot of love for Hank Hill, in that instead of punishing him for his world views, he allows him to recalibrate them. Which, is a fair shy more than Bob and his ilk would allow. Which is also a bit disgusting. Because they always act like he's one of the good ones. And it shows a lot of maturity on Judge's behalf that he can wrestle with personal philosophies the way he does.

The important thing, however is that it is a joke in how a middle aged man has to deal with a girl getting her first period. Not only that, but it's not even his kid. It's the fucking neighbor girl. And while some girls in this day and age can relate to that. I am certainly of the mind that you probably should have a woman telling a story about a girl doing that. And it probably should be mainstream.

Not just for the girls in the audience to feel included. Because frankly, that's fucking stupid. That's not what art is. Art is to show other people another way of looking at things. And unless if you're a redditor you've probably met and talked to a woman. And probably interact with them all the time. (Unless if you're also a woman, then take this is as more I'm talking to everyone.)

Like one of my favorite books I've ever read is Are You There God, It's Me Margaret. Not because it's a great piece of literature. But because it let 13 year old me, realize that 13 year old girls, or whatever fucking age, are pretty much the fucking same. And that's all there is to it. What I think Bob and the twitter brigade has completely lost sight of. And hell what I think some of us have lost. And only because the creators have lost sight of it as well. As representation isn't to be the one on the stage. To be in the limelight. To be the hero of the story. Its to tell your story. Going to a story that features *you* as the main character is asinine and is what has caused the decline of western society. Because you know your story. But I read things like Are You There God... so I can learn a little about how the other half lives. Or The Watsons go to Birmingham. Actually, it's why I study history.

TL;DR: We need to stop getting upset about movies made by people for people. But call out shit heads talking about representation. Because those people are why we get mad.

P.S. In case if Bob ever reads this. Judy Blume doesn't get you laid Bob. Being sympathetic and understanding of someone else gets you the ass. That's how I know that story is complete bullshit.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I don't know who they are but this pair of gays seem to have elicited a bit of leftist tears:

The pair on the left is Pete Buttigieg, the openly gay democratic presidential runner who is now Biden's Transportation Secretary, and his husband. They bought a kid and Pete took, this is not a joke, 2 months of maternity leave last year after they adopted their kid. This was back in the fall when there were still ongoing supply chain issues.

The pair on the right is Dave Rubin and his husband. They bought a set of their own kids. You may notice that there's dates as if they're expecting which is weird because they're both gay men. That is because they both paid two women to be artificially inseminated with their individual semen with someone else's egg, carry their respective children to term, birth them, and then hand those children that have no genetic relation to the birthers (because they're not the mothers) who just squeezed them out over to these proud gay parents.

Both of these sets of men used their wealth and power to buy children so they can be a pretend family. As prices for everything goes up and our taxes go out of control to pay for pointless spending and shitty services that are an actual determent to society, people who have an actual chance to have a real family, so not Bob and his troon followers, will find that exceedingly difficult to provide for that family. Meanwhile all these elite pieces of shit can simply purchase a human

(yes I'm being extremely broad with that statement and I do know the adoption can be and mostly is a far better choice than leaving a child to their doomed fate of being a ward of the state but this particular situation makes fucking furious)

to complete their family set or as in Rubin's case go full fucking dystopian and pay some woman to carry someone else's child because he is gay and will not father his own child. In both of these situations it's not a matter of there's some infertile issue or the woman's body just can't bring their child to term. They will not make their own child and will buy someone else's or have theirs engineered due to convenience.

Bob's opinion on the matter is less than meaningless. The way things are going for him now, he will never hold his own baby. Despite coming from a stable family he seems to have no idea what one looks like.

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To not doublepost
To anyone who's seen Bob's new favorite movie, I've seen this floating around and I'm curious to how accurate it is to what happens in the movie.



full disclosure I have no desire to see Red Bean Mouth so you could lie to me about it and I'll accept it as fact.

 

[blablabla]

said @Koby_Fish

If we're going to be pedantic, the first black female Trek captain showed up in 1986, in The Voyage Home, and was played by no less than Madge Sinclair. Apparently we're not supposed to count cameos, the better to let nuTrek claim it's breaking new ground.



The sheer elaborateness of Bob's fantasies and delusions of grandeur weirdly mixed with a persecution complex sometimes make me wonder how crazy he truly is. Like, "Does he have some form of schizophrenia" crazy. It would certainly explain his difficulty in maintaining normal relationships outside his family and holding down a real job.

Whatever is wrong with him, Twitter has made it infinitely worse.

"the girl i took a picture is my friend irl" level of crazy. blobbo is a retardo

 

[Imposteroak]

To anyone who's seen Bob's new favorite movie, I've seen this floating around and I'm curious to how accurate it is to what happens in the movie.

I'm just gonna nick my roommates disney plus and watch it now since I don't trust the faggots on either side to give me a clear picture. The trailer seemed obnoxious, but my latent animation sperginess compels me to see for myself. Wish me luck.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

If Sir Alec Guinness could've seen what was about to come...

https://twitter.com/MisterMuadib/status/1504900884752662528

https://archive.ph/OrgSF

tweeted pics




would he have ever accepted the roll?

The quote is real btw

https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/66891.Alec_Guinness