Can someone translate this Russian text for me?

[Cats]

Google translate wont translate these for me so I guess it isn't working anymore because of globohomo

Here are the phrases:

snƃunɥɔ ƃᴉq I guess it is pronounced "snbunhc biq" or something similar
sndɯnɹ ʎǝʞuoɯ i dont know how to pronounce this. snduune yvkesh?
snƃunponp pronounced snbunponp?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

It says you're gay.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

snƃunɥɔ ƃᴉq refers to proto-Christan pagan traditions and the sacred rabbit that represents the holiday we know as Easter. It has white supremacist connotations because the rabbit was "white as snow" and killed minorities with its eggs.

sndɯnɹ ʎǝʞuoɯ Is a character from One Piece who is popular in Russia because he likes Vodka.


snƃunponp is an anagram. That is why google translate can't handle it. It is basically the russian version of Ligma.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

You're not funny.

 

[Cats]

how bout i come down there and shove you around a little bit

 

[Isaac]

snƃunɥɔ ƃᴉq refers to proto-Christan pagan traditions and the sacred rabbit that represents the holiday we know as Easter. It has white supremacist connotations because the rabbit was "white as snow" and killed minorities with its eggs.

sndɯnɹ ʎǝʞuoɯ Is a character from One Piece who is popular in Russia because he likes Vodka.


snƃunponp is an anagram. That is why google translate can't handle it. It is basically the russian version of Ligma.

What's ligma?

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

@Cats

Эй, крутой парень, давайте говорить по-английски

 

[Cats]

I'm ready to talk Normal.

 

[Mr. Bung]

Товарищ, мы устали и голодны. Нет еды. На улице очень холодно. Почему вы должны беспокоить нас такими тривиальными вещами?

 

[Cats]

Товарищ, мы устали и голодны. Нет еды. На улице очень холодно. Почему вы должны беспокоить нас такими тривиальными вещами?

Aww...man...that makes me sad.. lol :'{ I want to help the imaginary people who live in your post. Tell them they can come stay with me, it is nice and warm here and I have plenty of food for them and a fluffy cat for them to pet. Tell them to collect and bring any hungry cats from their area with them too please. There is food for them as well.