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12 Things ALL Women Wish Guys Knew About Eating Our Booties​

Ossiana Tepfenhart
07/08/2021


Analingus, also known as "a** licking"or "eating booty," seems to have become a sex fad on the same scale as "Fifty Shades of Grey"-style kink.

Here's the thing about these kinds of sex acts that many people don't understand: you need to know a bit about them before you try them.

Unfortunately, guys don't always really read up on this stuff.

Here's what girls wish guys knew about a** licking:​

1. Not all of us want to do it.​

Sure, some girls are into eating a man's butt, but most of us aren't.

If we say we aren't comfortable the first time, listen to us.

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2. Speaking of which, don't assume we're OK with having it by surprise.​

Like, give us a heads up before you go back there.

Sometimes we want to be given a little warning.

3. Not all of us want to have it done to us, either.​

Some of us are really shy about our back door. Please respect that, and don't try to convince us otherwise.

It can actually put a huge damper on a relationship if you keep insisting.

4. On the other hand, some of us prefer it to cunnilingus.​

Just ask. Seriously. A good portion of us get addicted to it once we've had it done.

5. If you want to really give a girl a great time, lick her booty while you finger her vagina.​

Your girlfriend will thank you.

It feels amazing, and will actually make penetration feel more awesome than we thought possible.

6. Don't finger us back there without giving us the heads up.​

Doing that while you're eating booty can cause problems with the wrong girl — or even just the wrong timing.

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7. Hygiene is key.​

Let us shower before you lick us back there.

Please, take a shower before you ask us to lick you back there. Doing it dirty can get us both very sick. Asking us to shower isn't rude — it's safety.

8. Us allowing you to eat booty doesn't mean you're getting anal.​

Sorry, anal sex isn't something everyone is into. She may let you lick rim, but may not allow entrance. It's painful for some of us, and some of us are just scared of mishaps. However, analingus might lead to anal with the right girl.

9. Don't just jam your tongue in there.​

That generally doesn't feel very good, especially when it's right off the bat. Tease around a little first.

10. Enjoying a girl licking your butthole doesn't say anything about you.​

No, guys, it doesn't make you gay. It doesn't make you weird. It's just a sex act. Stop trying to label it!

11. Unless we're really dominant, please don't ask us to sit on your face.​

I have yet to hear a girl who didn't think that a guy requesting that wasn't creepy. A better way would be to lick her while she's on her hands and knees.

12. Yes, we can have anal orgasms.​

Can you please give us one? It's possible if you're good with your mouth. Pretty please?
 
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Wasabi Bobbi said:
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Y'all are acting like tongue punching a fartbox is the same as participating in a 2G1C re-enactment. It's not as amazing or complicated as the author-with-a-face-like-smashed-assholes portrays it, but it's not the end of the world either.
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I WILL NOT GET IN THE POD
I WILL NOT EAT THE BUGS
I WILL NOT EAT DA POO POO
 
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Unpaid Emotional Labourer said:
Oh I know. I’m just saying that if he wants to lick something, the *external* part of the clit is 6 inches north.

I cannot fathom why anyone would bother with something so revolting especially when it is so pointless.
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See point 12 shitlord.

Despite a womans lack of prostate she can still achieve anal orgasm apparently.
 
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I've eaten the ass of damn near every woman I've slept with, and nothing gets me harder then tongue blasting that hole.

There seems to be a visceral pleasure involved that almost transcends that which you get from eating pussy. I've had several girls say having my tongue up their ass was better than having their clit licked.

Also had a few brave souls eat my ass, and there's definitely a 'holy shit' kind of pleasure you experience.
 
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Utilitarian Clit Dick said:
I've eaten the ass of damn near every woman I've slept with, and nothing gets me harder then tongue blasting that hole.

There seems to be a visceral pleasure involved that almost transcends that which you get from eating pussy. I've had several girls say having my tongue up their ass was better than having their clit licked.

Also had a few brave souls eat my ass, and there's definitely a 'holy shit' kind of pleasure you experience.
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Just as long as you two loverbirds brush your teeth after
 
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Duke Nukem said:
Next article will be about how straight men who don't want their girlfriends to take diarrhea dumps on their faces are Victorian era prudes or something. I mean whatever gets you off I guess, but damn.
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It's no longer a question of whether or not the slippery slope is real, it's a question of where it will take us.

Also for the record I love eating pussy so long as its freshly rinsed. Sometimes I brush the wife's freshly showered butt hole with a thumb or a pinky just to keep her on her toes but thats about it. Anal is gritty and smelly and not particularly fun and the taint is a line I won't cross with my mouth parts.
 
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Utilitarian Clit Dick said:
I've eaten the ass of damn near every woman I've slept with, and nothing gets me harder then tongue blasting that hole.

There seems to be a visceral pleasure involved that almost transcends that which you get from eating pussy. I've had several girls say having my tongue up their ass was better than having their clit licked.

Also had a few brave souls eat my ass, and there's definitely a 'holy shit' kind of pleasure you experience.
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Then you deserve to be put down, you psycho.
 
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I'm a female ass eater. Out and Proud. However, I understand it's not for everyone. But it's no more 'gross' than say french kissing and not realizing at midnight you sharing spit and a 12 noon eated taco bell. Or all the microorganisms, semen, blood, etc., when having oral sex. Sex is gross but with someone who you find attractive, hygenic and smells nice your brain overlooks that fact.
 
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Coldgrip said:
I see article like this and have to wonder, wasn't half the fun of doing taboo stuff that fact that it was taboo? I'd imagine that having your kink aired like this or even accepted mainstream would take the fun out of it.

Or maybe I'm wrong and there's some asslickers anonymous group out there that wants to finally be accepted worldwide. I don't know anymore, Clown World can be confusing.
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This is why I'm in a wholesome relationship. Very taboo.
 
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Utilitarian Clit Dick said:
I've eaten the ass of damn near every woman I've slept with, and nothing gets me harder then tongue blasting that hole.

There seems to be a visceral pleasure involved that almost transcends that which you get from eating pussy. I've had several girls say having my tongue up their ass was better than having their clit licked.

Also had a few brave souls eat my ass, and there's definitely a 'holy shit' kind of pleasure you experience.
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Tried it a few times back in high school when I would fuck anything with a pulse in any way. Eating pussy has got to be the most degrading shit in the world. Pussies are pretty useless for anything but pissing, fucking, and spurting blood every once in a while. It’s licking the cock of every man who’s ever been inside of her, and all the other shit that’s been in/come out of it. Nasty. Not nearly as disgusting as licking a literal shithole though.
 
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