The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

Oh SHIT. The property battle begins!

Sky and Bonnie are married correct? So Sky also technically owns the property with Bonnie?

Bonnie divorces him and "gives" Sky his half so Bonnie can cut himself loose from that financial clusterfuck.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Sky and Bonnie are married correct? So Sky also technically owns the property with Bonnie?

Yes, Gordo and Sky haven't divorced yet and yes, with Fat Paul's mother being the guarantor.

I wonder what Mantits Mandozer's chances if he decides to engage in a legal battle for the Tranch. After all the other owner - Sky - is still on the ranch and Pablo himself hadn't been involved with its operations for... how long? Six or eight months or so? Fuck me it's hard to precisely keep track of everything.

 

[Meiwaku]

Baby Alpaca Season!

Spoiler: Full images

Home Renovation, let's hope its not load bearing walls? Also Penny is singing in the second one.



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[AprilRains]

NO MORE SINGING FROM YOU

Also, if you want to sound feminine, you're going to have to put in some work, Penny.

 

[Prolego]

Baby Alpaca Season!

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Have they still not fucking learned. You leave babies with their mothers to bond. They will lick them clean and forever afterwards recognise them. Take them away, bath them and wrap them up in a towel and they get rejected. A windproof mother and baby barn is all they need.

edit - apparently alpacas don't lick their young clean. You learn something new every day on KF.

 

[AprilRains]

A windproof mother and baby barn is all they need.

sorry, there's a mass grave in the way

 

[lamp shade]

Baby Alpaca Season!

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Home Renovation, let's hope its not load bearing walls? Also Penny is singing in the second one.


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I’m MOTI. Leave the fucking babies with the moms and stop killing them, you worthless, dickless sacks of shit.

Now that I’ve calmed down, godDAMN Kevin is an ugly dude.

 

[safety math]

I think we can say that with $9 in the bank account and a possible upcoming divorce saga, the Tranch’s days are numbered…they’re eventually going to have to rehome their alpacas, and it’s going to be obvious to whichever rescue ultimately takes them that they’ve been horribly neglected. One of these days I’m going to wake up to a news story about hundreds of starving alpaca being rescued from a ranch in Colorado

 

[AGPinochet]

hey’re eventually going to have to rehome their alpacas

rehome them into the stomachs of wolves at the local wolf sanctuary maybe

 

[Shig O'nella]

Have they still not fucking learned. You leave babies with their mothers to bond. They will lick them clean and forever afterwards recognise them. Take them away, bath them and wrap them up in a towel and they get rejected. A windproof mother and baby barn is all they need.

We get a couple of rejected lambs a year, especially when she has triplets, and even more that initially look like they've been rejected but haven't - the mother is just slow to accept them (that mostly happens with first time mothers and is apparently more common with alpacas than sheep) Usually try to get them onto another ewe first* before taking them into the house, That shit is last resort. Of course, we're not retards and make sure that all the lambs are born around the same time.

*For none farmers - There's always a couple of DOA lambs too, for various reasons. You skin them immediately and tie the skin on the reject. Mother will accept the change over half the time - often enough that it's worth trying, at least, since it's hugely beneficial to both lamb and ewe. A ewe that loses her lamb will lose condition fast. They mourn, in other words.

 

[cherrysour]

Baby Alpaca Season!

How do they know it's a girl?

 

[Shig O'nella]

How do they know it's a girl?

It told them it's pronouns immediately, of course.

 

[Meiwaku]

We get a couple of rejected lambs a year, especially when she has triplets, and even more that initially look like they've been rejected but haven't - the mother is just slow to accept them (that mostly happens with first time mothers and is apparently more common with alpacas than sheep) Usually try to get them onto another ewe first* before taking them into the house, That shit is last resort. Of course, we're not retards and make sure that all the lambs are born around the same time.

*For none farmers - There's always a couple of DOA lambs too, for various reasons. You skin them immediately and tie the skin on the reject. Mother will accept the change over half the time - often enough that it's worth trying, at least, since it's hugely beneficial to both lamb and ewe. A ewe that loses her lamb will lose condition fast. They mourn, in other words.

Something also tells me they don't have a lambing/baby alpaca-ing kit/protocol of steps taken. I'd be shocked if they had any form of farm meds, even something as simple as colostrum laying around tbh.

Since the alpacaling is still wet-looking my thought is they didn't even leave it with the mom long enough to have her try to clean it off/for it to try to drink. Also I HIGHLY doubt they have any space a mom can temporarily break from the herd to birth. Their alpaca don't even have a 4-sided barn.

I posted this in the Kev thread but if you've ever had to rehab/foster an infant mammal feeing it every 4 hours gets old FAST. It's an exhausting job and I'd think expensive too for the amount an Alpaca baby likely drinks.

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I cannot emphasize enough of how baby animals should never be a "surprise" and even if you know there was an "incident" animals have set gestation dates for you to check. But like they wouldn't pay for that.

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[Shig O'nella]

They still got that pile of pallets kicking around? 20 minutes work using a few pallets and some twine and rebar and they've got a couple of birthing pens. Done that often enough for overflow that it's automatic - and we have a dozen dedicated isolation pens alongside the barn and build a few bale pens in advance too.

It still being wet is a huge warning sign. The chances of it needing to be removed immediately are almost nonexistant. Mothers will occassionally attack newborns immediately, but it's on the "happens once a decade per county" level of probability.

Looking after a pet lamb isn't too bad - about the same as a newborn baby (everyone who's had a kid has just had a meltdown at it being called not too bad ) but that's for one. Two is a nightmare, 4 - the most we ever had - well, I was contemplating early slaughter of them after about three days.

In conclusion, the tranchers are both lazy and dumb.

 

[Miss Misery]

...why did they remove the wallpaper if they were going to demo the old drywall?

 

[Shig O'nella]

...why did they remove the wallpaper if they were going to demo the old drywall?

If they were normal, I'd guess at remove the wallpaper first then see that enough of the old drywall is too damaged to keep and is better off being replaced rather than patched.
But that's for normal people, not these speds.

 

[Oxyjen]

Yes, Gordo and Sky haven't divorced yet and yes, with Fat Paul's mother being I think we can say that with $9 in the bank account and a possible upcoming divorce saga, the Tranch’s days are numbered…they’re eventually going to have to rehome their alpacas, and it’s going to be obvious to whichever rescue ultimately takes them that they’ve been horribly neglected. One of these days I’m going to wake up to a news story about hundreds of starving alpaca being rescued from a ranch in Colorado

I strongly suspect Bonnie is just biding his time and waiting for this outcome.
They seem to have just barely made it through the winter by hook and by crook, which is usually the most difficult period from a financial point of view. But if they’re having an explosion of baby pacas now then collapse is still on the cards. And tax return time looms.

 

[Meiwaku]

Okay posting in the right KGIU thread now. Courtesy of @Mobster Monitor and @MetalParakeet






Also How It's Going:

I will admit I always thought Sky was the cuck.

 

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Okay posting in the right KGIU thread now. Courtesy of @Mobster Monitor and @MetalParakeet
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Also How It's Going:
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I will admit I always thought Sky was the cuck.

Even going after Gash for no reason, Boner is doing all this posturing just to burn as many bridges as possible with no ulterior motive. I'm guessing he wants to go for a clean slate but never heard of not throwing the baby out with the bath water.

 

[Meiwaku]

Even going after Gash for no reason, Boner is doing all this posturing just to burn as many bridges as possible with no ulterior motive. I'm guessing he wants to go for a clean slate but never heard of not throwing the baby out with the bath water.

I for one am glad he hasn't. This means a more bountiful crop.

More Tranch Milk from Bonobo:

Still obsessed with Nazi Attack probability

Shade tweeting Tranch.

Unironically happy for him here. Lmao drinking on "landback day" you're white bro.

Doesn't your mom still own the Tranch?

Penny is salty as fuck apparently
Life with BPD babyrobot munchie gf is more stable than the Tranch.

Penny/Jarrod stole a light off of the gun, allegedly. I wouldn't put it past them. Maybe don't make friends with people who brag about ethical theft.


Tranch Status:
>Early March had $9 in bank account while Kevin pre-orders video games and toys, Jen painting his miniatures.
>Stolen gun light from Bonnie
>Bonnie pondering taking the house/ranch back (please do it)
>Sky considering trooning out and now drifting towards the Kindness x Bonnie polycule.
>Unexpected newborn alpaca taken from its mom and likely now a bottle baby
>Working off-site doing home renovation troon style. Taking off wallpaper then demolishing drywall after
> Olagala Lakota grift status =???
> Female serfs who had all their money in Jarrod's name deleted Twitter/possibly left Tranch
> New pitbull puppy when?
> Tax season coming up

This season of T.R.A.N.C.H is pretty delicious so far.