Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[mindlessobserver]

I'm getting sick of every newsreader and politician going "We don't know Russia's goals" when seemingly every few days Russia gives the conditions of a peace deal that are pretty transparent. They want the contested Russian areas and they want Ukraine to never join Nato. That's it.

The longer this goes on, the more of a chance of Ukraine actually losing Kiev too.

Lol at losing Kiev. I think that is off the table at this point. And "the contested areas" are massive. Putin wants a third of the country, including Kharkiv and Mariople. No way Ukraine agress to that right now. It's outright capitulation. Too many bodies on the floor now for that sort of surrender. Russia is gonna need to feed alot more of its sons into the furnace to buy that sort of peace.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

Stop deadnaming Kyiv, you cunt.

I do like how for 99% of my life Kiev was Kiev but all of a sudden people are backtracking and calling it Kyiv instead. Some supermarkets have renamed Chicken Kievs as Chicken Kyivs and it's cracking me up.

Here's a Guardian article from 2014 calling it Kiev.

Here's a BBC Podcast from the January calling it Kiev.

I refuse to be memoryholed and part of the reason I want Russia to fucking annex Ukraine is so we can go back to how things were.

 

[No. 7 cat]

So basically everything we've seen posted on the conflict threads already, cites Russian government sources, then HUNTER BIDEN SMOKED BURISMA CRACK AT THE BIOLABS.
20 minutes for something that we already knew.

Which is a totally rational course of action.

Yes indeed.

The only actual US bio weapon research facilities are on a highly restricted part of a Maryland base. I don't think Hunter Buden smoked crack there. It would be absurd to place labs with highly sensitive work bordering a country which has repeatedly invaded its neighbors. If there are others, they are not in Ukraine. Just because RT, Sputnik or RIA Novosti say something is true, doesn't mean it is true. The Ukraine biolabs evidence goes back ultimately to Russian sources via various cranks and malcontents.

 

[Uncle Buck]

*dislikes neighbor*
*war breaks out, law and order goes out the window*
*accuses said neighbor of being a looter with some buddies and ties them to a lamppost*
*cops don't show up obviously*
*enjoy recording and whipping bare ass while yelling CYKA and BLYAT*
*???*
*profit!*

Хай живе туалет яким є Україна!

 

[Borscht]

Russia is gonna need to feed alot more of its sons into the furnace to buy that sort of peace.

It's workin' on it!

 

[just a banana]

lmao at the idea that everyone of these guys were looting. It just feels like modern day lynching where you suspect someone of stealing and everyone ties them to a lampost so they succumb to frostbite overnight while you don't have murder on your conscience.

It does feel like Russian Roulette whether they get freed or die over a few days.

I saw a few comments saying that some of them were supposed to be "saboteurs" or "Russian sympathizers"

 

[Getting tard comed]

(1) yes
(2) No, I was hoping you could mindread a bit.
There is a large reserve of good troops not meant for Ukraine but for when the US tries to destabilize Russia neighborhood regions. Because if it does happen it can become a existential threat.
What i meant is that the first waves where low quality troops because the first in will get shredded anyway to a certain extent(major fuckups). Once there was more intel more experienced troops that where available where sent in.

on all other points i will just say muh battle of raqqa

There's no point in arguing in this thread anymore. People have their minds made up on what's happening and only time will tell who was more accurate.

People are purposely forgetting the word cannon fodder exists for a reason and that it is an age old strategy to send in weaker forces first to probe and see what's what before risking good troops. People haven't seen any modern Russian anything but insist they are getting their shit pushed in. Russia has come out and said the bulk of the ground forces actually doing shit are the Donbaus militias and the actual Russian military is mostly doing support. All that's being ignored because Russia bad/USA military STRONK!

If you're blowing of steam shitpotying here go for it! Actual conversation about what's going on died a few hundred pages ago.

6 more days!

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

What is it with this whole "taping people to trees and lamp posts"? I don't think I've seen this in any other conflict in the last 30 years. Did they just come up with this?

Because in other conflicts they just shoot the looters dead and leave it at that. Doesn't matter where you are, looting in a war zone is taking your life into your own hands.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

The Ukraine biolabs evidence goes back ultimately to Russian sources via various cranks and malcontents.

No, not really. The US government has admitted it's funding biological laboratories in Ukraine via the DoD's WMD research agency, it just claimed they're for peaceful purposes such as veterinary science and whatnot, and then said "hey look over there! Russian agents!" and ran away.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

It's workin' on it!

That feels bro

 

[Getting tard comed]

No, not really. The US government has admitted it's funding biological laboratories in Ukraine via the DoD's WMD research agency, it just claimed they're for peaceful purposes such as veterinary science and whatnot, and then said "hey look over there! Russian agents!" and ran away.

Don't worry guys, the DoD is definitely funding peaceful biolab research. The US would never lie nor do something dangerous like gain of function research in labs located on foreign soil that aren't subject to the same oversight as labs located on US soil. Why would you think that. And covid was from a bad batch of bat soup. Ignore the NIH funding the gain of function research at the Wuhan Virology lab. That never happened. Or more likely, considering the people in this thread, that did happen but the US was only doing it there, they wouldn't do it in Ukraine... for reasons..

 

[mindlessobserver]

No, not really. The US government has admitted it's funding biological laboratories in Ukraine via the DoD's WMD research agency, it just claimed they're for peaceful purposes such as veterinary science and whatnot, and then said "hey look over there! Russian agents!" and ran away.

No they haven't. For starters the DoD does not have a "WMD research agency". It's got a plethora of R&D programs. You are probably thinking of USAMRIID at Fort Detrick, which conducts research into various dangerous pathogens. The facilities in Ukraine were for studying old Soviet bioweapons, mostly Anthrax variants, to develop vaccines in case of a terrorist use of all that Soviet shit lying around.

It also wasn't a big deep dark secret. Obama was photographed holding a press event at one of them. If the US was trying to develop bioweapons, we would not do it in fucking Ukraine. The reason this particular research was being done in Ukraine was because that is where the shit they were studying was. Nobody was going to import some Soviet made virus to the USA.

 

[Wy4M]

Americans wounded in Ukraine.
Their vehicle hit a mine. So sad.

https://archive.ph/D3E29

https://twitter.com/5thSu/status/1505907835569598464

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Or more likely, considering the people in this thread, that did happen but the US was only doing it there, they wouldn't do it in Ukraine... for reasons..

Bro you can look up where every BSL lab is in the entire world. This isn't top secret shit. Hell, there's a BSL-4 next to Moscow.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Don't worry guys, the DoD is definitely funding peaceful biolab research. The US would never lie nor do something dangerous like gain of function research in labs located on foreign soil that aren't subject to the same oversight as labs located on US soil. Why would you think that. And covid was from a bad batch of bat soup. Ignore the NIH funding the gain of function research at the Wuhan Virology lab. That never happened. Or more likely, considering the people in this thread, that did happen but the US was only doing it there, they wouldn't do it in Ukraine... for reasons..

Once you realize that on paper the only distinction between a "biolab" and a "bio-weaponlab" is the intent about what to do with the created germs they can just say "it wasn't made to be used, just to be studied" and they're free to go, because good luck trying to prove intent. Gotta love the fine print.

 

[Mr. Confederate Man]

Anonymous gives a 48h ultimatum to companies who still operate in Russia.
"Otherwise they will be under our target"
Imagine using twitter and being anonymous...

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https://archive.ph/B4F4C

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What the fuck is Otis going to do in Russia? Rip all the elevators out of the buildings or something?

 

[PittyKitty]

Russian bomber enters Polish airspace. Raf typhoon is currently circling east of Warsaw.

Info not confirmed by any sides.

Edit:

Edit 2: apparently NEXTA is a piece of trash, but i will leave it here just in case.

 

[Getting tard comed]

Bro you can look up where every BSL lab is in the entire world. This isn't top secret shit. Hell, there's a BSL-4 next to Moscow.

And if you honestly believe a country which has renigged on almost every treaty its made since its foundation is following the law and telling the truth when they claim not to be doing dangerous bioexperiments, after covid, I don't know what to say man.. YNGMI.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

Don't worry guys, the DoD is definitely funding peaceful biolab research. The US would never lie nor do something dangerous like gain of function research in labs located on foreign soil that aren't subject to the same oversight as labs located on US soil. Why would you think that. And covid was from a bad batch of bat soup. Ignore the NIH funding the gain of function research at the Wuhan Virology lab. That never happened. Or more likely, considering the people in this thread, that did happen but the US was only doing it there, they wouldn't do it in Ukraine... for reasons..

Covid feels like a Matryoshka doll.

First it's a Chinese virus but then you go deeper and it's potentially American funded in a way due to how the lab funding was being orchestrated and if you go further it was probably the Jews.

But the whole conspiracy of a global manufactured supervirus makes those reports of people with the Covid pathogen months before it was discovered in Wuhan scarier. It could just be that the samples were tampered with but if this goes deeper and there was a global attempt to create a virus capable of global destruction then it completely blows away the East vs West narritive that has been drilled into us from birth and our enemies are holding hands behind the scenes.

 

[Corpun]

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I saw this get posted on Telegram, it's a weapons cache the Russians found after taking out an Ukrainian position. Those are fucking muskets in the middle, what the fuck do these ukies think they are going to do with muskets? I suppose they could be collectibles but I prefer to imagine them shooting musket balls at tanks.

Some of those are from WW2 holy shit, some Ukie had a heck of an arsenal.

If all he's doing is wandering around scratching his nuts day after day, I'd say it is. When I do that, people just call me a lazy fucker.

I wonder if there's a work-from-home battalion?

Hey President Z, if you pay me 2k a day I will shill for you online all day long.

What stopped me was the clause that stated that Finland reserves the right to confiscate the property of Russian citizens by paying them minimal compensation as it sees fit.

It hasn't happened yet, so I still do not know whether I dodged the bullet or doomed myself by not buying it.

Probably did dodge the bullet of whatever coked out Winter War vet is still skiing around that frozen wasteland shooting at anything making noise that isn't Finnish Polka.

Not too significant, given that Varg was already declared an "Enemy of Humanity" by the human race in 2020:

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Hating New Vegas confirms his veins flow with reptile blood.

Not his dumbest take. This is the man who was larping as a viking while celebrating the Notre-Dame fire like a total sperg.

What is it with this whole "taping people to trees and lamp posts"? I don't think I've seen this in any other conflict in the last 30 years. Did they just come up with this?

I think it's a fetish for them. Waste of good tape though.