Grace Lavery / Joseph Lavery & Daniel M. Lavery / Mallory Ortberg - "Straight with extra steps" couple trooning out to avoid "dwindling into mere heterosexuality"

Pencilvester said:
Joe is, in a way, going viral on Twitter
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Episode 45 with Helena (@lacroicsz on Twitter) is good too.
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I was just remembering how Joe loved to tweetbrag about all the rape threats he got. You can tell it turned him on, that sick fantasy of his. He loved writing those. Because he's a lying misogynist pervert. Just, I mean, look at that thing. Even a committed career rapist would quail at the thought.
 
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Pencilvester said:
Episode 45 with Helena (@lacroicsz on Twitter) is good too.
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And the most recent episode (67) featuring Anne Lawrence, post-op transsexual, self-professed AGP, author of Men Trapped in Men's Bodies.
Hearing an AGP talk so candidly and honestly about his condition without all the CURRENT YEAR bullshit was refreshing.
 
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Boris Blank's glass eye said:
And the most recent episode (67) featuring Anne Lawrence, post-op transsexual, self-professed AGP, author of Men Trapped in Men's Bodies.
Hearing an AGP talk so candidly and honestly about his condition without all the CURRENT YEAR bullshit was refreshing.
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That dude went off the rails at the end when he suggested that child autogynephiles should be given puberty blockers to suppress the development of secondary sex characteristics. Enabling kids to live their fetish, what could go wrong? I do like how the hosts point out that the effects of puberty blockers are purely cosmetic (no, Joe, this is not the same as "cosmetics").

Anyway, Joe's tour of the UK has begun. Terrible posture, googly moobs, fat gut, bizarro outfit, enormous brown undereye circles, but I can never get over how much better Joe looks with a natural expression on his face:
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When the professional photographer starts shooting of course he has to do his signature Boss Nass face:
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Mallory is with him in London, is anyone else shocked that he allowed this? How is he gonna summon a parade of "bottoms" to his AirBnB with his wet blanket wife hanging around in her sweatpants???
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Potatis Salad said:
That dude went off the rails at the end when he suggested that child autogynephiles should be given puberty blockers to suppress the development of secondary sex characteristics. Enabling kids to live their fetish, what could go wrong? I do like how the hosts point out that the effects of puberty blockers are purely cosmetic (no, Joe, this is not the same as "cosmetics").
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O/T, but while Anne's works are interesting from the aspect of him being an open autogynophile, he's still kind of mental and tend to think he still re-writes a lot of his personal history with AGP. But I do think his obsession with seeing signs of AGP in children explains why so many AGPs seems to be defending childhood transition - it's probably a part of their own fantasy, to transition young and be the hot Stacey having totally hot teehee lesbian slumber parties.
 
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Potatis Salad said:
I can never get over how much better Joe looks with a natural expression on his face
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Yeah. Like a long-haired, smiling man. Sitting in a relaxed pose with legs slightly apart, as men do.

Whereas his 'womanhood' is performance that entails facepaint, 'breast' exposure, pouting, eye-popping and cheek-sucking like a gargoyle.

I will never see this ideology as anything but gross, reductive misogyny and caricature.
 
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Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
hot Stacey having totally hot teehee lesbian slumber parties.
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Christ this actually makes me MOTI.

What...are these "lesbian slumber parties" I keep hearing about? Just...what in the entire fuck are those? Lesbians don't have slumber parties. Jesus Christ, even if there's like...two (maybe three) femme lesbians in a high school graduating class, they tend to hide it. Because they don't want anyone to know.
We face a few problems to this day with being gay or lesbian: When others of the same sex find out, you either get the performative Al Jolson minstrel "Ally" ready to play dancing monkey to show you how "open and affirming" they are--or you get ghosted--even if it was your best friend.
And this is all before the predatory sex pests move in to make theirselves known (and to turn your life into a living horror movie till you can get away).

And I'd put money down that he's thinking these lesbian sex slumber parties all resemble a Vivid porn. You know, with Ginger Lynn Allen and Jenna Jameson before she hit the wall?
Most lesbians in the wild are your BIG, BURLY Mack Trucker Bulldykes, plain janes, wallflowers, and female gym teachers--some that look as creepy as Bruce Jenner.

Doesn't Sideshow even know that he looks like an elderly Barbara Streisand after an all weekend Stoli bender? And where's that homewrecking piece of shit Lilly? Has that thing finally had enough? I pray the next poor victim of that thing can get away before it tries to get a first kiss. Still can't believe these colleges allow this to remain on their staffs...
 
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Constellationzero said:
What...are these "lesbian slumber parties" I keep hearing about? Just...what in the entire fuck are those?
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Probably some dumb movie/annie may bullshit they accept as reality.
Potatis Salad said:
That dude went off the rails at the end when he suggested that child autogynephiles should be given puberty blockers to suppress the development of secondary sex characteristics. Enabling kids to live their fetish, what could go wrong?
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Didn't say he wasn't batshit, only that it was refreshing. None of the current year pseudoscientific lunacy TRAs love so much. He's an unrepentant AGP who doesn't take offense at being called as such.
 
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Prescription Bugs said:
Who wants a book spine that says "staggering penis" out where people can see it?
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I am very tempted to buy these books for posterity, as an embarrassing footnote in history.
Something tells me that Serano, Laurie Penny, Lavatory and cohorts will be memory holed and it is always great to hold onto receipts.
 
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Just like the book itself, Joe's big UK book tour is failing to make a splash, so here's a small Instagram roundup.

More from that professional photo shoot:
A perfectly fine-looking shaggy dude:
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Boss Nass:
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"WAY fewer terfs than I expected"? Dumbass probably expected full-on riots over his shitty book:
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Potatis Salad said:
More from that professional photo shoot:
A perfectly fine-looking shaggy dude:
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Quelle transgression. No one cares if he's S'd a D. And his jowls obscure the message in any event.

Do those D-casting kits work if the D in question is flaccid? He should make one and put that in his mouth. A metaphor for his public persona.
 
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The UK's women are busy, Joe. Busy working, caring for their families, reading proper books, helping kids with homework, gardening, making their art, doing whatever to keep life ticking over. Grocery shopping, the school run. Stuff real women do. Like they have time to go miles out of their way to throw eggs at some fat troon. Go and address a room full of working class British women in a community centre, if you think it's a whole queer world out here. Go tell them why you think puberty blockers and hormones should be available to their teenagers, freely and without apology. Go tell them why Lia Thomas and Veronica Ivy should be competing in women's sport. Then you'll get your riot.
 
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