Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[hooboy]

Why - other than the fact that you're a Zelensky personality cultist - are you making it personal?

Your idol the Sky Marshal is making it personal because he's a shameless attention-whore who got a few moments of notoriety and a payoff for allowing his country to be a corrupt oligarchs' money-laundering paradise.

Nothing in Putin's behavior says this is about self-aggrandizement, but rather exactly the same things that the Russian side has been talking about for [literally] decades.

oh sounds like hes surrounded with yes men

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Why - other than the fact that you're a Zelensky personality cultist - are you making it personal?

I never said anything about Zelensky. I was asking about Putin, calling Zelensky corrupt doesn't refute Putin's corruption.

This is like saying Hitler couldn't be a socialist because he killed other socialists.

Nothing in Putin's behavior says this is about self-aggrandizement, but rather exactly the same things that the Russian side has been talking about for [literally] decades.

What, about NATO? That organization that Ukraine was never invited to join despite their best efforts?

 

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[ColtWalker1847]

The Ukrainian military has no central communication network right now. It's all separate groups working autonomously right now. Yes.. the Ukrainian military has been disabled structurally... you know what.. it's ok.

Just 6 more days!

Source: Trust me bro.

That the Ukrainian air defense network is still up is probably a clue as to the actual state of things.

 

[Elbereth]

The Ukrainian military has no central communication network right now. It's all separate groups working autonomously right now. Yes.. the Ukrainian military has been disabled structurally... you know what.. it's ok.

Just 6 more days!

They claim that since beginning of invasion

 

[Uncle Buck]

I never said anything about Zelensky. I was asking about Putin, calling Zelensky corrupt doesn't refute Putin's corruption.

But, in fact, Zelensky's corruption is part and parcel of why there is now an armed conflict. You know this, I'm sure.

This is like saying Hitler couldn't be a socialist because he killed other socialists.

It's nothing of the sort.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

They claim that since beginning of invasionView attachment 3093946

>Those Nazis randomly shell our hospitals & schools indiscriminately!
>The Ukrainian armed forces are our friends & will invite us in

But, in fact Zelensky's corruption is part and parcel of why there is now an armed conflict. You know this, I'm sure.

Not the question I asked, faggot.

Refute Putin's corruption without bringing up Zelensky.

 

[Fougaro]

Do you think everyone around you is stupid (...)

 

[Reddit Gold]

I'm really, really suspicious of that guy. I think his goal wasn't so much to help you as to replace Mr. House as the ruler of Vegas, himself. Well, I'm probably just a bit paranoid.

Spoiler: Yes Man ending.

Yes.

The Ukrainian military has no central communication network right now. It's all separate groups working autonomously right now. Yes.. the Ukrainian military has been disabled structurally... you know what.. it's ok.

Just 6 more days!

Yes.

Volcel if you wouldn’t

Yes.

Before what?

Yes.

I haven't verified the source, but reportedly these are the Russians' kill claims.

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No comment.

Yes.

Why - other than the fact that you're a Zelensky personality cultist - are you making it personal?

Your idol the Sky Marshal is making it personal because he's a shameless attention-whore who got a few moments of notoriety and a payoff for allowing his country to be a corrupt oligarchs' money-laundering paradise.

Nothing in Putin's behavior says this is about self-aggrandizement, but rather exactly the same things that the Russian side has been talking about for [literally] decades.

Yes.

oh sounds like hes surrounded with yes men

Yes.

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes . Man, I'm positive.

Yes.

Source: Trust me bro.

That the Ukrainian air defense network is still up is probably a clue as to the actual state of things.

Yes.

They claim that since beginning of invasionView attachment 3093946

Yes.

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Man, I love you.

 

[just a banana]

Yeah, but at least they’re former comedians and comedic writers! The jokes must be flying in Kiev right now!

I'd much prefer a global empire headed by George Carlin

 

[Uncle Buck]

>Those Nazis randomly shell our hospitals & schools indiscriminately!
>The Ukrainian armed forces are our friends & will invite us in

Not the question I asked, faggot.

Oh no you called me a "faggot"; I might cry.

Refute Putin's corruption without bringing up Zelensky.

The mere fact that you believe VVP to be personally corrupt does not make it so, nor have I seen any evidence here - aside from your self-serving claims - that he is corrupt. Furthermore, any alleged "corruption" on his part is irrelevant to the current conflict.

 

[hooboy]

The mere fact that you believe VVP to be personally corrupt does not make it so, nor have I seen any evidence here - aside from your self-serving claims - that he is corrupt. Furthermore, any alleged "corruption" on his part is irrelevant to the current conflict.

lol is this an official statement from putin

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

Russians With Attitude is a decent Pro Russians account, but ASB was pure Russian Shilling.
Also obligatory since this war has destroyed any link the Ukrainians and Russians had left.

 

[Meat Target]

I'd much prefer a global empire headed by George Carlin

That old hippie would be a more potty-mouthed Stephen Colbert if he were still around.

All the edgelords of yesteryear have become today's Cathedral simps.

 

[KonradCruise]

They claim that since beginning of invasionView attachment 3093946

NATO IT stamped hardware assets lmao it sounds like a dry comedy.

 

[White_N]

oh sounds like hes surrounded with yes men

T'S MA'AM​

 

[Elbereth]

Another staggering evidences against Ukies

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

T'S MA'AM​

That would be the US administration.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

The mere fact that you believe VVP to be personally corrupt does not make it so, nor have I seen any evidence here - aside from your self-serving claims - that he is corrupt.

Self serving how? In what way whatsoever do I personally benefit from anything in this discussion? Do you think we're diplomats for each country? Do you think everyone who criticizes Putin is just Ukrainian?

Apartment bombings of political dissidents and competing politicians is apparently not evidence of corruption anymore.

Putin may not have yes-men in his cabinet but he certainly does have dickriders.

 

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