Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[mindlessobserver]

So, does the battered and beaten enemy continue its cowardly advance?

They've not advanced in a week.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

we'll make our own Soviet Union.

with blackjack vidya and hookers escort workers with feminine penises.

 

[Captain Autism69]

The issue they faced was obvious from the start. They attacked on too many fronts with too few soldiers. The fight for Kharkiv and Kiev is a black hole on their resources. The Railroad support in the north is limited, they have to rely on Belarus who is proving to be feckless, and its drawn critical units away from the fight which really mattered. Capturing Mariople and securing a land route between Crimea and Donetsk. Had Russia focused on doing that, this war would already be a done deal and NATO would be pressuring Kiev to accept the reality that it will never regain control of Crimea and ceding the Azov coast to stop the fighting would be a small price to pay for a formal treaty with Moscow establishing Ukraines official borders.

Instead Putin decided he would go for the whole damn thing, attacked on four fronts, failed to take Kiev, failed to take Kharkiv, and is pissing away the flower of Russias youth on a shitty port on the Azov sea nobody on planet earth outside of that region would have known or cared about but for this debacle. This is textbook "defeat in detail". A superior foe sending his superior forces into battle piece meal so they can be individually isolated and defeated. Its shocking. This is entry level military doctrine even spergs who play wargames with plastic orcs understand. Yet somehow the Russian Army did it.

Or how about...the goal was Donbass region and Marople, surround other cities and force a surrender with 'occupation is 9/10th of the law rules'.
Russia isn't losing this.

 

[glib]

Well, our ancestors didn't tell the enemy their position to get some upvotes, so maybe it's not that bad now.

It is much worse.

"We're so much more advanced, look at how high tech we are. I can sight artillery, order mcdonalds, and inform next of kin with the same device."
"Fucking kino. I found my ukranian refugee date on tinder while I was buying a drone for us on aliexpress with bitcoin through olodolo."

Yeah dude I love modernity. it's so cool. Anyway, can't talk. gotta get off discord, cause i have a zoom call meeting at work. masks required! Keep me posted on if they've dropped a MOAB on Kiev, or Kyiv, or whatever the fuck its called this week.

 

[Formica Sample]

I prefer this. Straight to the point.

I feel like you could choose ten Polish folk songs at random, and at least half of them will be about killing Russians, communists, or Russian communists. (Spoiler'd for space.)

Spoiler

For the last video, that's unfortunately the only version I could find that would let me embed it here.

Since nothing is really happening right now, I'll share some entertainment. Although it doesn't mention Poland's eastern neighbors, this song is my favorite:

Wanna join the military, ladies? Beautiful girls, you're going to the cavalry! Don't like it? Off to the infantry with you! Fat ladies? Man the cannons! Fat and Jewish? There's an empty fortress that needs filling! Loud and annoying? Cover that noise by being a drummer!

I wish the US had funnier folk songs. "Blood on the Risers" is great and all, but it doesn't exactly evoke laughter the way a fat woman firing a cannon does.

 

[Borscht]

Russia virtue signals at the UN asking to support its ceasefire resolution.

Bonus points to clown world if it gets vetoed by the US or downvoted by the usual suspects because RUSSIA BAD.

 

[The Other Baldwin]

https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1OdKrBgvAMzKX Gonzalo Lira podcast 4 days ago explaining what is going on from Kharkov, or so he claims. Regardless of if he is full of shit or not, his theory was correct and he turned out to be right. Russia created a shit ton of pockets, turned them into cauldrons, and the dumb as fuck Western media are eating the Ukrainian propaganda hook line and sinker.
Current map:

 

[mindlessobserver]

Russia virtue signals at the UN asking to support its ceasefire resolution.

Bonus points to clown world if it gets vetoed by the US or downvoted by the usual suspects because RUSSIA BAD.

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Sure I guess, but people have been asking for this for the past week. Why has Russia suddenly flipped and decided they want a ceasfire on all fronts?

 

[naffatune]

Bastards.

 

[The Nothingness]

This tweet is a week old but with how fast this thread moves, I would not be surprised if the Farms missed it.


At least they are referencing a timeless piece of literature.

 

[Borscht]

Sure I guess, but people have been asking for this for the past week. Why has Russia suddenly flipped and decided they want a ceasfire on all fronts?

To troll everybody I guess?

If they agree, THEY ARE AGREEING WITH RUSSIAN DOUBLEPLUSUNGOOD PUTLER which risks getting them cancelled. If they disagree, they are contributing to the deaths of even more women and children.

 

[Vesperus]

[...]Shitlibs are fine with this lol fuck Russia, we'll make our own Soviet Union.

With blackjack and hookers.
except the "blackjack" is just black people, and the hookers are all troons.


Also, maybe I've been playing too many games, but a missile that turns your target into a giant exploding cock and balls is pretty dope.

Tea-bagging level: Блять.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

This tweet is a week old but with how fast this thread moves, I would not be surprised if the Farms missed it.
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At least they are referencing a timeless piece of literature.

"We aren't nazis!"
"Our enemies are basically subhuman!"

Pick one, you backwater borschtnigger.

 

[No. 7 cat]

The last time an English king did that and lost, the whole damn island ended up being ruled by Tudors.
Worse. Before that, some idiot name Harold caught an arrow to the eye and they ended up ruled by Normans.

And you wonder why Bongistan is as fouled up as it is.

Harold Godwinson, Harold II was superlative, no idiot, marching the length of England to destroy Harold Hardrada and in a matter of some days marching 241 miles and coming quite close to destroying the Normans. I suppose the rot had started early. King Alfred and kings after, including the Danes drawn to England by Danegeld, created a tightly controlled kingdom able to raise huge amounts of taxation despite maybe 2 million people, far less than neighbors, half France, and not that much more than Ireland, at least a very low multiple. Authoritarianism just evolved in the course of squeezing the poor Bongs for coin..

 

[whothefuck]

Bastards.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10575901/Is-time-chicken-kyiv-Tesco-bosses-eye-plan-rename-popular-product.html

ahem its chicken KNIYVVÉ now

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

"We aren't nazis!"
"Our enemies are basically subhuman!"

Pick one, you backwater borschtnigger.

What's a little ethnic cleansing between slavs?

 

[naffatune]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10575901/Is-time-chicken-kyiv-Tesco-bosses-eye-plan-rename-popular-product.html

ahem its chicken KNIYVVÉ now

don't wanna live in a world where chickin keev don't exist, fr

 

[glib]

https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1OdKrBgvAMzKX Gonzalo Lira podcast 4 days ago explaining what is going on from Kharkov, or so he claims. Regardless of if he is full of shit or not, his theory was correct and he turned out to be right. Russia created a shit ton of pockets, turned them into cauldrons, and the dumb as fuck Western media are eating the Ukrainian propaganda hook line and sinker.
Current map:
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I put all my victory bets on the pocket technique of Russia from the get go, as long as they could have air superiority. This includes the ability to protect their land forces as well as their own missiles/rocket/artillery.
The reason is because they have done this before.

May 2015

September 2015

April 2018

Current


It's all about bombing C+C, removing AA, creating them pockets, blitzkrieging the flankerinos, and then bracketing fools in their corner.
I have no idea why people thought this would happen in two more weeks!
And yes, I know "Ukraine isn't just a bunch of jihadi goat herders" I've heard it all before.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

The reason is because they have done this before.

It's also one way they can "demilitarize" Ukraine, can't have a military if you blasted them all in the pockets.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Police in my country (Eastern Euro EU country) have openly threatened people, via official channels, with 10-25 years in prison for "spreading propaganda" and "inciting war" if they disagree with the official narrative. The parliament passed legislation that allows the govt to shut down any website for any reason and with no oversight, and this was used to shut down practically every non-MSM news source. Shitlibs are fine with this lol fuck Russia, we'll make our own Soviet Union.

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