Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

even the bailiff was shit talking pat

 

[JCDenthog]

It's like Christmas morning. I really didn't expect fatrick to lose. I thought it was rubber stamp affair. Leave it to piggie to fuck up.

 

[polyester]

Also, Andrew is live on 'Nice Podcast Stupid' right now:

About 25 minutes in, Andrew recounts how Patrick fared as an amateur lolyer:

He was completely unprepared too. Like, he clearly hadn't talked to a lawyer.​

[...]​

He had texts from his witnesses on his phone that he was gonna present as evidence, but the judge said that he can't use other people's statements, they have to be there in person. And he was completely flabbergasted by all of this.​

And, like, one of the first things the judge said to him was, "What did you think today was gonna be, sir?"​

My, my, Fatrick, if you don't even know basic shit like the...

...rule, then how did you think you were gonna succeed without a laywer?

 

[Ophelia]

What with everything going on in the world, you gotta appreciate the little things. I’m laughing with delight over this pompous bully being put in his place (again). He’ll deny it, child, but we know it gets to him. I’m very happy.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

Is this like a regular appeal where you can't introduce new evidence? If so, what good will appealing do besides wasting more of his money?

 

[Ass Dan]

How does this person unironically claim to be a writer when his text conversations consist of nothing but "NUH UH" and "NO U." It's embarrassing.

PS - Obligatory Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

 

[the khat quaffer]

How does the saga of the Lizard King continue with this development? Would he seek the guy who was getting served with the restraining order to aid in his fight against the pigman or tag team the Raven Queen, would he inform Fatrick about aiding him against his dreaded foes in exchange for help with the restraining order, or would his dreaded foes seek the one targeted with the restraining order.

Am I the only one that thinks that whole lizard King bullshit was stupid and gay? It produced nothing except the same copy pasted cease and desist response.

It wasn't fucking funny. You didn't rustle his jimmies.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

- Bailiff had to order Pat to stop yelling during proceedings.

Always a good look when you're trying to be seen as the sane and reasonable party.

 

[skol]

I wish for an alternate universe, where Johnny Yaniv and Fatrick somehow meet and become enemies. Just imagine the lolsuits

 

[AnOminous]

Is this like a regular appeal where you can't introduce new evidence? If so, what good will appealing do besides wasting more of his money?

Good luck with that there abuse of discretion standard on appeal when you absolutely failed to present anything resembling a case to the point the judge had to admonish you repeatedly.

Patrick's legal arguments are fat and I would not take them up on appeal.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Get fucked Patrick

No, I don't think he will after today.

I wish for an alternate universe, where Johnny Yaniv and Fatrick somehow meet and become enemies. Just imagine the lolsuits

Personally, I want to see Patrick pitted against the legal genius of Russell Greer.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Am I the only one that thinks that whole lizard King bullshit was stupid and gay? It produced nothing except the same copy pasted cease and desist response.

It wasn't fucking funny. You didn't rustle his jimmies.

I like the larp

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Always a good look when you're trying to be seen as the sane and reasonable party.

Was kinda hoping he would have been held in contempt of court for his outbursts

 

[instythot]

Am I the only one that thinks that whole lizard King bullshit was stupid and gay? It produced nothing except the same copy pasted cease and desist response.

It wasn't fucking funny. You didn't rustle his jimmies.

Personally, I find the bit where they text Patrick as if they're talking about him to friends and tell him to shut the fuck up and quit butting in every time he pipes up a lot funnier

 

[Ophelia]

Personally, I find the bit where they text Patrick as if they're talking about him to friends and tell him to shut the fuck up and quit butting in every time he pipes up a lot funnier

I like them both

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Am I the only one that thinks that whole lizard King bullshit was stupid and gay? It produced nothing except the same copy pasted cease and desist response.

It wasn't fucking funny. You didn't rustle his jimmies.

Is it costing him money? Because then it's automatically hilarious.

 

[Mr Moonface]

A new episode of the Weekly Squeal is up. Contains an exclusive interview with Patrick S. Tomlinson:

 

[AnOminous]

I like the larp

I like the 50 year old fat man spastically responding to what comes across like a 12 year old retard, and somehow coming across as the bigger of the two speds.

 

[Glowie]

Looks like the courts once again have ruled against Patrick due to lack of evidence. Pretty surprised considering most of the times they just grant these. Patrick really must've fucked up for them to deny it.


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@Null can we get this featured in Happenings?

"OH NO PEOPLE ARE BEING MEAN AND LOOKING INTO MY SHITTING DEALING, I AM BEING STALKED, MOOOOOOM CALL THE JUDGE!”
- Patrick every time he goes online.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

I'm genuinely puzzled at Patrick trying to present hearsay to the court. Offended at him not paying attention to my kiwifarms posts, look what I said the very day he made the petition:

hoping Fat takes his pals from the bar to give testimony lol

I'm so baffled by his stupidity that I searched "hearsay" on his tweets, and found this gem:

https://archive.fo/vBJQx

he's familiar with the concept of hearsay but somehow he thinks it doesn't apply to him? unfathomably retarded and fat