You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Women when they say my semen tastes like custard.

TBH that would taste better than regular cum (normally salty and has like a mild bleach/chemical flavor to it). Not my favorite flavor.

 

[Shidoen]

TBH that would taste better than regular cum (normally salty and has like a mild bleach/chemical flavor to it). Not my favorite flavor.

God gave me two things, the ability to survive lightning and custard cum. Where did he keep those special spices in his cabinet?

 

[The Fabian Strategy]

More than anything, I hate performative nonsense. I hate people that try to score virtue points through a performance of some kind- seen it in real life and on Discord. Some moron will try desperately to have a "gotcha" moment by twisting someone's words or getting them riled up and getting them to say something that they wouldn't ordinarily say and this suddenly "proves" that this person is some brand of -phobe or -ist and they get banned. I've seen it in real life with virtually all protests; people act so stupidly and loudly to try to deliver some kind of ultimately meaningless message with a performance and not with a reasonable set of requests or even demands.

I think it's all the Marvel capeshit movies that have seemingly conditioned people to do something "heroic," but since most of the people that enjoy those crappy movies are dysgenic, fat, parent-dependent, soulless, funko pop collecting sacks of shit, their "heroism" manifests as putting on a show of virtue for no one to enjoy. That's what pisses me off most.

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

I fucking HATE people who have shitty personal hygiene, whether it's not wearing deodorant, not brushing properly and having bad breath, or dressing like shit to the point where they could be mistaken as homeless/mentally ill people.

Fix your shit your degen niggers. You live in a first world country, act like it.

 

[Shidoen]

I fucking HATE people who have shitty personal hygiene, whether it's not wearing deodorant, not brushing properly and having bad breath, or dressing like shit to the point where they could be mistaken as homeless/mentally ill people.

Fix your shit your degen niggers. You live in a first world country, act like it.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh DragonCon

 

[The Fabian Strategy]

I fucking HATE people who have shitty personal hygiene, whether it's not wearing deodorant, not brushing properly and having bad breath, or dressing like shit to the point where they could be mistaken as homeless/mentally ill people.

Fix your shit your degen niggers. You live in a first world country, act like it.

Yeah, fuck people that don't shower once or even twice a day. With some motherfuckers, you can clearly smell their ass sweat like it's right in your face and they walk around like that and interact with others. FUCK them.

 

[Kuchipatchi]

"on accident"

People who say "then" instead of "than" like "rather then".

There's this well-known female commentary YouTuber. She makes good points in her videos and sounds like a level-headed woman but she dresses like a bloody clown reject, has a different look in every video and it's so distracting! She'll make a sound point but I'm so disgusted with her looks, it takes away the value of what she says.

I can't remember her name but you can probably guess who I'm on about. Her channel name is something like, 'Izzizzy", I don't care enough to remember because she is a visual assault on fashion and my eyes.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I was looking at this cargo plane toy on Amazon cause I thought I could make a cool diorama with it, and this chick leaves a video review just showing this thing beat to all hell and is like "I gave this to my four year old and he kept throwing it and dropping it and it keeps breaking and I'm mad now."

You ever think you should stick with playmobile for your autistic 5 year old instead of large, cumbersome cargo planes that clearly look like they were designed for dollar stores and walmarts budget line ya dumb bitch?

 

[Wormy]

I am so sick and tired of baby boomers constantly bashing younger generations as "lazy" and "entitled" when people of all ages can be lazy and entitled. Far too often I have noticed the entitlement of elderly people thinking that they are deserving of respect just because of their elderly age. Age is just a number! You need to work to earn peoples' respect and your age doesn't mean jack in this world! So many baby boomers in particular can be horrible and disrespectful towards younger people just because of that attitude and it's infuriating.

I try to be even handed with it. Yes, the generation that ate tide pods was fucking stupid, but X'ers did equally dumb shit in it's time as well. Young people are stupid, that's nature of the beast.

There's this well-known female commentary YouTuber. She makes good points in her videos and sounds like a level-headed woman but she dresses like a bloody clown reject, has a different look in every video and it's so distracting! She'll make a sound point but I'm so disgusted with her looks, it takes away the value of what she says.

I can't remember her name but you can probably guess who I'm on about. Her channel name is something like, 'Izzizzy", I don't care enough to remember because she is a visual assault on fashion and my eyes.

Yea, it's Izzy, but she has a bit of an excuse as she actually is a paid clown outside of her YT'ing.

 

[Shidoen]

People who call their pets their children or fur babies.

 

[AnOminous]

Fair enough. To each his own. Good point about DSP. I still prefer my way, but I'm also not aware of any longplays/walkthroughs with good commentary. Are there any you could recommend?

There are very few games I care about enough to put effort into getting better at them, but FTL has a good community of people who do extended playthroughs, achievement runs, etc. lethalfrag is a good one and unlike other lesser and balder and fatter and older and dumber let's play guys, can actually cook.

Yeah, fuck people that don't shower once or even twice a day. With some motherfuckers, you can clearly smell their ass sweat like it's right in your face and they walk around like that and interact with others. FUCK them.

There should be squads like those Saudi Arabian Community for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice guys and it should be considered haram to go out stinking like a filthy barn animal and then they can mob him and hose him down with ice cold water.

 

[Wormy]

There should be squads like those Saudi Arabian Community for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice guys and it should be considered haram to go out stinking like a filthy barn animal and then they can mob him and hose him down with ice cold water.

Preferably with one of those high pressure guns at the self car wash places.

 

[stupid orc]

calling someone "the chris chan of ___" or really just comparing people to chris chan in general especially when theres little to no actual parallels between the two. just really gets on my nerves for some reason.

 

[IPman]

^ This. They hired a a cute european chick. Turned her into a manfaced 36 yr old goblina in game.
Was utterly pointless hiring the model in the 1st place.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Turned her into a manfaced 36 yr old goblina in game.

The character on the right looks like a man with long hair.

 

[seri0us]

People who don't seem to get the joke of truck nuts.

It's making fun of how some people will typically refer to their cars (or machinery in general) as females..

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I'm kinda ticked in general. I feel a sense of dissatisfaction with my life along with feeling of overall stagnation. My problem is I have a hard time beginning new things. I don't know where to start and I get very self-conscious about it. This all compounds to put my in a rut that I yearn to break free from but don't really know how to climb out of it.

 

[AnOminous]

Was utterly pointless hiring the model in the 1st place.

They should have just hired a dude since that's obviously what they wanted.

 

[Shidoen]

People who don't seem to get the joke of truck nuts.

It's making fun of how some people will typically refer to their cars (or machinery in general) as females..

Truck nuts are a joy and a portable weapon in a car crash.

 

[Herrinnert_U_zich_Jezus?]

I fucking HATE people who have shitty personal hygiene, whether it's not wearing deodorant, not brushing properly and having bad breath, or dressing like shit to the point where they could be mistaken as homeless/mentally ill people.

Fix your shit your degen niggers. You live in a first world country, act like it.

I live in the UK, i am allowed that shit under the rules of being a foreigner trying to fit in with the inbred lumps of flesh in clothes two sizes to small.

stuff that pisses me off? the plans of the government, they plan a high level nuclear waste dump under my house. there goes the real estate value.